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  • EvaRitaVazquez
    Unsaved trash, hot mess
    • Sep 2012
    • 22

    #1

    Hello All!

    Hello All! My name is Eva Rodriguez Vazquez! And I am from the great land of Mexico! I go to the catholic church and am excited to make new friends here!!!! I am proud to say that even at the ripe age of 21 I am a virgin to human men!
    Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.
  • Brother Harold Porter
    Landover Senior Outreach
    Touching Men, Women and Children with the Good News!
    True Christian™
    • Jun 2010
    • 8236

    #2
    Re: Hello All!

    Hello young lady. I have a good friend in Mexico named Rita Isabel Gonzales. She's actually a spic from Puerto Rico, deported because she was involved in too many shootings, so she moved to Tijuana. Do you happen to know her?

    In Christ
    Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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    • EvaRitaVazquez
      Unsaved trash, hot mess
      • Sep 2012
      • 22

      #3
      Re: Hello All!

      Originally posted by Brother Harold Porter View Post
      Hello young lady. I have a good friend in Mexico named Rita Isabel Gonzales. She's actually a spic from Puerto Rico, deported because she was involved in too many shootings, so she moved to Tijuana. Do you happen to know her?

      In Christ
      I know 3 Rita Isabel Gonzales...does she have any defining qualities?
      Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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      • Rev. M. Rodimer
        Honorary True Christian™
        Forum Member
        • May 2008
        • 13996

        #4
        Re: Hello All!

        Originally posted by EvaRodriguezVazquez View Post
        Hello All! My name is Eva Rodriguez Vazquez! And I am from the great land of Mexico! I go to the catholic church and am excited to make new friends here!!!! I am proud to say that even at the ripe age of 21 I am a virgin to human men!
        I'm glad to hear you are a virgin, dear, but have you not been informed that Catholics aren't Christians?

        Normally, we'd ask how you found Jesus, but of course you haven't yet. And we know Catholics aren't really allowed to read the Bible, so you probably don't have a favorite verse.
        Bible boring? Nonsense!
        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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        • EvaRitaVazquez
          Unsaved trash, hot mess
          • Sep 2012
          • 22

          #5
          Re: Hello All!

          Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
          I'm glad to hear you are a virgin, dear, but have you not been informed that Catholics aren't Christians?

          Normally, we'd ask how you found Jesus, but of course you haven't yet. And we know Catholics aren't really allowed to read the Bible, so you probably don't have a favorite verse.
          Thank you! I take pride in my virginity!
          Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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          • Brother Harold Porter
            Landover Senior Outreach
            Touching Men, Women and Children with the Good News!
            True Christian™
            • Jun 2010
            • 8236

            #6
            Re: Hello All!

            Originally posted by EvaRodriguezVazquez View Post
            I know 3 Rita Isabel Gonzales...does she have any defining qualities?
            As for defining qualities, she can be defined as mentally ill, and not much smarter than a box of rocks. Redeeming qualities, I can think of none.

            I would advise you to steer clear of all three of them. I've heard they are considered "hot messes" by the federales.

            In Christ
            Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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            • EvaRitaVazquez
              Unsaved trash, hot mess
              • Sep 2012
              • 22

              #7
              Re: Hello All!

              Originally posted by Brother Harold Porter View Post
              As for defining qualities, she can be defined as mentally ill, and not much smarter than a box of rocks. Redeeming qualities, I can think of none.

              I would advise you to steer clear of all three of them. I've heard they are considered "hot messes" by the federales.

              In Christ
              Thank you for advice! I will tell all RIG's to buzz off!
              Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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              • Rev. M. Rodimer
                Honorary True Christian™
                Forum Member
                • May 2008
                • 13996

                #8
                Re: Hello All!

                Originally posted by EvaRodriguezVazquez View Post
                Thank you for advice! I will tell all RIG's to buzz off!
                Now that we've settled that, have you considered coming to Jesus? Or would you prefer to continue praying to His dead mother and spend eternity being burned alive in God's Lake of Fire?
                Bible boring? Nonsense!
                Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                • EvaRitaVazquez
                  Unsaved trash, hot mess
                  • Sep 2012
                  • 22

                  #9
                  Re: Hello All!

                  Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                  Now that we've settled that, have you considered coming to Jesus? Or would you prefer to continue praying to His dead mother and spend eternity being burned alive in God's Lake of Fire?
                  What would I have to do! Is this task hard!
                  Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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                  • Rev. M. Rodimer
                    Honorary True Christian™
                    Forum Member
                    • May 2008
                    • 13996

                    #10
                    Re: Hello All!

                    Originally posted by EvaRodriguezVazquez View Post
                    What would I have to do! Is this task hard!
                    Not at all! Just stop the blasphemous idolatries and heresies of the Catholic Church, find a King James Bible, and read it . . . then do what it says!

                    Is there a Baptist church in your area?
                    Bible boring? Nonsense!
                    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                    • EvaRitaVazquez
                      Unsaved trash, hot mess
                      • Sep 2012
                      • 22

                      #11
                      Re: Hello All!

                      Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                      Not at all! Just stop the blasphemous idolatries and heresies of the Catholic Church, find a King James Bible, and read it . . . then do what it says!

                      Is there a Baptist church in your area?
                      No, no, I don't think there is Baptist Church in Mexico near me. Do I have permission to dis obey my male master if it is to do what you say?
                      Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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                      • Cranky Old Man
                        Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                        You kids get off his lawn!
                         
                        • Jan 2010
                        • 22380

                        #12
                        Re: Hello All!

                        Originally posted by EvaRodriguezVazquez View Post
                        I am proud to say that even at the ripe age of 21 I am a virgin to human men!
                        To what are you not a virgin?
                        5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                        To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                        James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                        • James Hutchins
                          True Christian™
                          Just a Regular Nice Guy
                           
                          • Jun 2009
                          • 29453

                          #13
                          Re: Hello All!

                          Originally posted by EvaRodriguezVazquez View Post
                          Hello All! ........ I am a virgin to human men!
                          Donkeys too?
                          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                          • EvaRitaVazquez
                            Unsaved trash, hot mess
                            • Sep 2012
                            • 22

                            #14
                            Re: Hello All!

                            Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                            Donkeys too?
                            Yes, but I was just obeying my male boss, is this bad
                            Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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                            • James Hutchins
                              True Christian™
                              Just a Regular Nice Guy
                               
                              • Jun 2009
                              • 29453

                              #15
                              Re: Hello All!

                              Originally posted by EvaRodriguezVazquez View Post
                              Yes, but I was just obeying my male boss, is this bad
                              I hope the donkey did not catch anything from you.
                              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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