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  • Randy
    Unsaved trash, suspected queer
    Under Investigation
    • Oct 2012
    • 12

    #1

    Greetings Forum

    Hi, my name is Randy, I'm a born again follower of Christ, after an upbringing of sin and foolishness against God.

    I got saved at the same time I quit using drugs, about five years ago. Since then I've been learning a great deal about the spiritual laws of God, to which I am now privy to.

    I'm currently on a mission to remove the major lingering sins in my life, through prayer and God's word. God has not dissapointed me in providing me with understanding and changing my heart. This doesn't mean it is easy; its hard to admit that I've lived a life full of sin, and to deal with the consqeunces now.

    Anyway, glad to be hear, you guys are already teaching me a lot, and helping to push me towards the right direction. Pardon me if I've already been too preachy, I'm only trying to help. You are all my brothers.
  • Zechariah Smyth
    Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
    True Christian™
    • Feb 2011
    • 15251

    #2
    Re: Greetings Forum

    Hey Randy!

    Thank you for posting an introduction. If you'll look right above your post, you'll see some of the things we'd like to know about you (but please feel free to tell us more than that, of course).



    YiC,

    Zech
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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78556

      #3
      Re: Greetings Forum

      Welcome to God's favorite forum. Please tell us about yourself, your church, and your walk with Christ.

      If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

      If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

      You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

      Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Capt. Aaron Portway
        One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
        Salvation from Above
        God's Favorite Pilot™
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2008
        • 6309

        #4
        Re: Greetings Forum

        Originally posted by Randy View Post
        Hi, my name is Randy, I'm a born again follower of Christ, after an upbringing of sin and foolishness against God.

        I got saved at the same time I quit using drugs, about five years ago. Since then I've been learning a great deal about the spiritual laws of God, to which I am now privy to.

        I'm currently on a mission to remove the major lingering sins in my life, through prayer and God's word. God has not dissapointed me in providing me with understanding and changing my heart. This doesn't mean it is easy; its hard to admit that I've lived a life full of sin, and to deal with the consqeunces now.

        Anyway, glad to be hear, you guys are already teaching me a lot, and helping to push me towards the right direction. Pardon me if I've already been too preachy, I'm only trying to help. You are all my brothers.
        Welcome Randy! I see your an alleged former sinner from the Central Valley. I myself used to do a bit of sinning in that pathetic excuse of a town known as Fresno. When were you sinning? We may have crossed paths. What was your sin of choice? Mine was drunken polyamory. You?
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        • Randy
          Unsaved trash, suspected queer
          Under Investigation
          • Oct 2012
          • 12

          #5
          Re: Greetings Forum

          Ah OK. Here is one of my favorite bible quotes:

          Ezekiel 18:23-31 Have I any pleasure at all that the wicked should die? saith the Lord God: and not that he should return from his ways, and live?

          My church? I can't say I have a church right now. I've attended several, but I'm not staying in one place for very long. Right now I get plenty of ministery from radio, Youtube, and the holy spirit. My fellowship is where I can get it.

          Anyway, I live in California, central valley, I'm a recent college grad, looking for work, God, etc.

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          • Randy
            Unsaved trash, suspected queer
            Under Investigation
            • Oct 2012
            • 12

            #6
            Re: Greetings Forum

            Greetings Captain, you weren't another drunken pilot were you, I thought that was just a stereotype.

            What was your sin of choice?
            I didn't choose any, the devil made me do it. Hah.

            But seriously, I was kind of all over the place. The main sin was turning away from God, convincing myself out of faith. From there it was a toss up between drug use and sexual perversion. I played a game of dancing from one type of drug or sexual sin to another, to avoid getting burned by one. Didn't work.

            Back to God it was. No regrets on that choice.

            Ezekiel 18:27 .......when the wicked man turneth away from his wickedness that he hath committed, and doeth that which is lawful and right, he shall save his soul alive.

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            • Professor Bessemer
              Professor of Creation Science at Landover University
              Certified Ex-Gay Program Graduate
              Darwin's Worst Nightmare
              True Christian™
              • May 2009
              • 2952

              #7
              Re: Greetings Forum

              Originally posted by Randy View Post
              Greetings Captain, you weren't another drunken pilot were you, I thought that was just a stereotype.



              I didn't choose any, the devil made me do it. Hah.

              But seriously, I was kind of all over the place. The main sin was turning away from God, convincing myself out of faith. From there it was a toss up between drug use and sexual perversion. I played a game of dancing from one type of drug or sexual sin to another, to avoid getting burned by one. Didn't work.

              Back to God it was. No regrets on that choice.

              Ezekiel 18:27 .......when the wicked man turneth away from his wickedness that he hath committed, and doeth that which is lawful and right, he shall save his soul alive.
              Welcome Brother Randy, it is good that you found us. I noticed that in another thread, you were defending homosexuals. Was that one of the aforementioned sexual perversions you indulged in? I myself was an inveterate semen adict before I came to The Lord.

              Anonymous anal sex with multiple partners was a daily occurrence for me Randy. The Lord spared me from His righteous plague of the AIDS because He, in His infinite wisdom, knew that I was saveable and would spread the news of the wickedness of sweaty man on man on man action.

              Please Randy, unburden your soul, tell us more about the depths of sexual depravity that Satan drove you to. Trust me, your heart will be that much closer to Him if you do! Praise!
              Professor of Creation Science and Flood Geology at Landover Baptist University


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              Wherefore lay apart all filthiness and superfluity of naughtiness, and receive with meekness the engrafted word, which is able to save your souls. James 1:21

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              • TheLordSavedMe
                A young lady servicing the Lord
                True Christian™
                • Jun 2009
                • 579

                #8
                Re: Greetings Forum

                Hi Randy

                Thank GOD you stopped being a sinner!

                Because the DEVIL coulda made you do something soooooooooo awful that JESUS wouldn't even let you go up into HEAVEN after GOD killed you!

                This is a reaaaalllllllllly super great forum for praising GOD and for making new friends! I live in San Jose. It's OK, except for all the Mexicans.






                Tammi


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                Reverend Jim Osborne can help!



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                • Randy
                  Unsaved trash, suspected queer
                  Under Investigation
                  • Oct 2012
                  • 12

                  #9
                  Re: Greetings Forum

                  It was mainly a problem in my own heart.

                  My thoughts, my fantasies, and desires. I was becoming a poly-perverted person. I was openly persuing women, but every week or so, I would become possessed with an unclean energy of one form or another and do something digusting.

                  It always took the form of self abuse: a lot of gay stuff, other times just random perversions like drinking piss, and smelling / tasting girls dirty underwear. I honestly did not know what I was becoming: a drug addict, a faggot, a pedophile, or what. Its pretty disgusting stuff, but now I'm seeing this stuff was written about in the bible, and it all makes sense.

                  Also now I realized that being exposed to porn from a young age (11, 12) started me on this path. At first it appeals to what you naturally want, which is a woman. Then it gets more and more perverted. Mix in drugs and no God, I didn't stand a chance.

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                  • Professor Bessemer
                    Professor of Creation Science at Landover University
                    Certified Ex-Gay Program Graduate
                    Darwin's Worst Nightmare
                    True Christian™
                    • May 2009
                    • 2952

                    #10
                    Re: Greetings Forum

                    Originally posted by Randy View Post
                    It was mainly a problem in my own heart.

                    My thoughts, my fantasies, and desires. I was becoming a poly-perverted person. I was openly persuing women, but every week or so, I would become possessed with an unclean energy of one form or another and do something digusting.

                    It always took the form of self abuse: a lot of gay stuff, other times just random perversions like drinking piss, and smelling / tasting girls dirty underwear. I honestly did not know what I was becoming: a drug addict, a faggot, a pedophile, or what. Its pretty disgusting stuff, but now I'm seeing this stuff was written about in the bible, and it all makes sense.

                    Also now I realized that being exposed to porn from a young age (11, 12) started me on this path. At first it appeals to what you naturally want, which is a woman. Then it gets more and more perverted. Mix in drugs and no God, I didn't stand a chance.
                    Does that not feel better Randy? I knew it would. To probe a bit more deeply, whose urine were you consuming? Was it male urine Randy? Was it what is known as a Tub Party, where you were surrounded by several fit young queers, as you lay naked in a claw foot bathtub, and they all simultaneously drenched you in their golden hot, pungent pee? If it was, I am all too familiar with your shame Randy.
                    Professor of Creation Science and Flood Geology at Landover Baptist University


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                    Wherefore lay apart all filthiness and superfluity of naughtiness, and receive with meekness the engrafted word, which is able to save your souls. James 1:21

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                    • Randy
                      Unsaved trash, suspected queer
                      Under Investigation
                      • Oct 2012
                      • 12

                      #11
                      Re: Greetings Forum

                      So yeah, you could say I am an ex-gayfag too, that's true. And I appreciate God for showing me that that is not my final label.

                      He showed that this sin is beyond labels, it manifested its evil wherever it was allowed an expression. Its intention is to hurt, and ruin lives. It draws pleasure from the worst of human nature. I have no doubt it stemmed from the rejection of God, first and foremost.

                      Its so funny too. On the service, people often thought I was such a "great guy", and even I did, but look how dangerous I was. With that stuff in my heart, its true I might have done something more horrible, in fact I have no doubt I would have.

                      Perhaps I was trying to kill myself with drugs in order to kill the other demon I despised more.

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                      • Randy
                        Unsaved trash, suspected queer
                        Under Investigation
                        • Oct 2012
                        • 12

                        #12
                        Re: Greetings Forum

                        Hey Professor, I don't need to go into all the details. God can help me through it just fine.

                        I think it only fitting to disclose the necessary details for the benefit of others so that they may see what the path of sin will inevitabley bring to an otherwise healthy and good Christian.....but not to amuse people at a public shaming event.

                        I'm happy to put that stuff behind me, and live a life with God from here on. May God continue to heal your heart, and sheperd you away from sin.

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                        • Professor Bessemer
                          Professor of Creation Science at Landover University
                          Certified Ex-Gay Program Graduate
                          Darwin's Worst Nightmare
                          True Christian™
                          • May 2009
                          • 2952

                          #13
                          Re: Greetings Forum

                          Originally posted by Randy View Post
                          Hey Professor, I don't need to go into all the details. God can help me through it just fine.

                          I think it only fitting to disclose the necessary details for the benefit of others so that they may see what the path of sin will inevitabley bring to an otherwise healthy and good Christian.....but not to amuse people at a public shaming event.

                          I'm happy to put that stuff behind me, and live a life with God from here on. May God continue to heal your heart, and sheperd you away from sin.
                          Randy, please understand, I am not trying to shame you at all. If you were to read about my past, you would see that once you leave a life of sin behind you and truly give your soul to Jesus, there is no shame whatsoever in giving testimony about your past transgressions.

                          My only fear for you is that your discomfort in talking about your previous sick and twisted lifestyle is because you are not yet truly walking with The Lord. Is that it Randy? Are you afraid of backsliding into a life of anal sex and urophagia?
                          Professor of Creation Science and Flood Geology at Landover Baptist University


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                          Sodomites! Stop being gay TODAY!

                          Wherefore lay apart all filthiness and superfluity of naughtiness, and receive with meekness the engrafted word, which is able to save your souls. James 1:21

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                          • Randy
                            Unsaved trash, suspected queer
                            Under Investigation
                            • Oct 2012
                            • 12

                            #14
                            Re: Greetings Forum

                            It DOES feel good to help others by admitting sin. I think you people should look at your own sins, and truly give an account for them.

                            I bet there are some COINTEL people reading this out there who bugger little children, or bugger yourselves, and you chase your concience away with drugs. Don't be fools. All those who do not ask for light ask for darkness. Don't let your pride and fear keep you away from the light. I almost walked down that path, and so I give you warning, I can tell you, that is where it leads to, once you open the heart to sin, and turn away from God your heart will be currupted.

                            But make no mistake, Godless people are walking down a dangerous path. The proof is in the world around you, people are blind and spiritually dumb. Who but Jesus preached enlightenment?

                            Jesus told you you can ask.... why not start asking? What are you afriad to ask for? I would bet just thinking about asking for light fills you with fear. I mean really ask, and believe.

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                            • Capt. Aaron Portway
                              One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
                              Salvation from Above
                              God's Favorite Pilot™
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2008
                              • 6309

                              #15
                              Re: Greetings Forum

                              Originally posted by Randy View Post
                              It DOES feel good to help others by admitting sin. I think you people should look at your own sins, and truly give an account for them.

                              I bet there are some COINTEL people reading this out there who bugger little children, or bugger yourselves, and you chase your concience away with drugs. Don't be fools. All those who do not ask for light ask for darkness. Don't let your pride and fear keep you away from the light. I almost walked down that path, and so I give you warning, I can tell you, that is where it leads to, once you open the heart to sin, and turn away from God your heart will be currupted.

                              But make no mistake, Godless people are walking down a dangerous path. The proof is in the world around you, people are blind and spiritually dumb. Who but Jesus preached enlightenment?

                              Jesus told you you can ask.... why not start asking? What are you afriad to ask for? I would bet just thinking about asking for light fills you with fear. I mean really ask, and believe.
                              Woah there bud, let's keep this civil. Just because the Proff has exorcised his gay demons and you're still partially infested with yours is no reason to go on a rant!

                              Respect your betters boy! WE are Saved© and you're still damned. But there's still hope, even for a panty-sniffing, piss drinking fag like you!

                              With God, all things are possible! Glory!
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                              Barack Hussein Obama is not My President!!!

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