[Little Donkey]

Re: Hello and Olá

Re: Hello and Olá

Something's not quite right. It's spelt Hola with an H. Just like it's pronounced HHHHHHola. HHHHHHHola. Even the dumb spics know that.

[Padre_Celcio]

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Welcome to God's favorite forum. I will continue to Pray that Jesus washes the stink of Spain off of you, and that He brings you deep into His bosom.

Praise you, Pastor Ezekiel!
I must confess that, although I realise He is all powerful, might I suggest keeping Him occupied with miracles that may actually have a chance of being performed without taxing Him too much?

Maybe something simpler like instantaneously eradicating all sicknesses like obesity, flatulence, scurvy, the gay, salmonella, etc.

Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.

It is amazing that even in this humble forum, we have more rights than in our own country!

Whoever says god is not all merciless and ever benign, should be stoned to death!

Something's not quite right. It's spelt Hola with an H. Just like it's pronounced HHHHHHola. HHHHHHHola. Even the dumb spics know that.

Greetings Mr Kong,

If I may, (and I realise it is almost sacrilegious to correct someone with over 346 posts) suggest 2 corrections to your post:

1 - First and foremost, No. Spics don't know. And I am referring to basically everything. Not just the H.

2 - It's actually a "XKGGRRGGKKQRR" sound.
Imagine trying to pass 17 days worth of backed up fiber enriched fece in one movement.
That sound you hear emanating from your cardial notch.
That´s the sound.

You, in my prayers, my prayers in you,

Padre Celcio

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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2 - It's actually a "XKGGRRGGKKQRR" sound.
Imagine trying to pass 17 days worth of backed up fiber enriched fece in one movement.
That sound you hear emanating from your cardial notch.
That´s the sound.

You, in my prayers, my prayers in you,

Padre Celcio

No wonder Spanish is called one of the "Romance" languages.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Hello and Olá

2 - It's actually a "XKGGRRGGKKQRR" sound.
Imagine trying to pass 17 days worth of backed up fiber enriched fece in one movement.
That sound you hear emanating from your cardial notch.
That´s the sound.

This sounds almost Hebrew. I recall you'd said the jews get more rights than actual Christians. Are they so greedy there in the Iberian peninsula they take over the language as well? If so, I shall pray for Spain to return to its historical practice which dates back to the 13th century to require jews to wear special clothes (like big yellow hats and yellow badges) to be identified in public. Although this was the pope's rule (from the Fourth Council of the Lateran), it was nevertheless a handy way to tell when one's enemies were near. Too bad you can't do that with words.

[Esther B.]

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Welcome to this Godly forum and congratulations on becoming a forum member in such a quick amount of time!

[Padre_Celcio]

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Are they so greedy there in the Iberian peninsula they take over the language as well?

This is actually a point of contention here on the Penisnsula.

The most jewlike we have is a very hebrew-esque Euskara.

Euskara is a bit like this:
One day, japanese and lebanese found croation in a ditch.
(Fast forward through jagged images of blood and visceral juices, unholy screams, and copious amounts of vaseline mixed with gravel)
Then along came mr. jew, perfomed a fece, and that fece coated what was left of croatian.

Dont beleive me?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2lw7Uj0S-1o

Obviously they do this in order to try and bend the system, as we are told:

Exodus 20:7
Thou shalt not take the name of the LORD thy God in vain; for the LORD will not hold him guiltless that taketh his name in vain.

Therefore, if they cannot be understood to be taking His name in vain, they can't be punished.

Silly jew croations. God sees through your linguistical technicalities.


We can also clearly see that this is a direct reference to:

Genesis 11:7
Go to, let us go down, and there confound their language, that they may not understand one another's speech.

Euskara is without doubt the most confounded language on the face of His land.

it was nevertheless a handy way to tell when one's enemies were near. Too bad you can't do that with words.

jew
Christian

Welcome to this Godly forum and congratulations on becoming a forum member in such a quick amount of time!

Thank you so very much. I did not realise that it took long to have this happen. After how many posts does this usually occur?

[Esther B.]

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After how many posts does this usually occur?

I'm pretty sure that the number of posts that a member has doesn't have any impact on when they become a forum member. There are other things that determine how long it takes, but I have no idea what they are.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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I'm pretty sure that the number of posts that a member has doesn't have any impact on when they become a forum member. There are other things that determine how long it takes, but I have no idea what they are.

Stephanie, putting forth interesting contributions to conversation--whether True Christians(tm) agree with you or not--tends to speed one's way to "Forum Member" status.

[Faith_Machine]

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Stephanie, what's your tithing schedule looking like?

[Esther B.]

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Stephanie, putting forth interesting contributions to conversation--whether True Christians™ agree with you or not--tends to speed one's way to "Forum Member" status.

Thank you, Reverend!

Stephanie, what's your tithing schedule looking like?

I'm still planning it out because I don't have a job and my parents are nice enough to give me money to buy gas for my car. As soon as I get a job, I will start working on a tithing schedule, as I want to use my own money to tithe.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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I'm still planning it out because I don't have a job and my parents are nice enough to give me money to buy gas for my car. As soon as I get a job, I will start working on a tithing schedule, as I want to use my own money to tithe.

You can stand on the street and read aloud from the Holy Bible without spending a penny! You can let gay people know God hates them and wants to send them to Hell unless they repent of their wicked ways. You can identify sluts in your hometown and let all the eligible True Christian™ bachelors know to stay away from them. Think of all the wonderful things you can do for Christ, then share with us!

[Faith_Machine]

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Stephanie, it's perfectly fine to use your parent's money to tithe. It will be good practice for when you start tithing with your husband's money.