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  • Motty the Zit-Faced Lezbean
    Unsaved trash, teenaged national monument hater
    • Aug 2012
    • 151

    #1

    My true face

    I only created a profile on this god-awful site to get to see if you were good people, and I guess my heart got to the better of me and screwed up my act. Let me fill you in on the true me, my name is actually Audri. My father would fit in with you people if instead thinking himself as a god he actually believed in god. My mum found out she was lesbian quickly after her divorce with my dad and I grew up with it. My stepsister (dad's side) thinks that being gay is a sin, and all homosexuals should be punished (your kind of girl) her mother disapproves that side of her, and is in the same mind as me. Farewell you gut wrenching souls and maybe one day you'll see how daft you a being. Oh and if your confused about my beliefs I'm pagan.

    Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination. (Leviticus 18:22)

    But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me. (Luke 19:27)
  • Zechariah Smyth
    Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
    True Christian™
    • Feb 2011
    • 15251

    #2
    Re: My true face

    Hello friend,

    It would appear that you are at the epicenter of something that is hardly your fault. I certainly do not hold you responsible!

    BUT!

    (there's always that, right?)

    What now?

    You're here. Let's hear it.

    YiC,

    Zech
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    • Dr Laurence Niles
      Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
       
      • Jan 2012
      • 9063

      #3
      Re: My true face

      Originally posted by Motty the Lezbean View Post
      I only created a profile on this god-awful site to get to see if you were good people, and I guess my heart got to the better of me and screwed up my act. Let me fill you in on the true me, my name is actually Audri. My father would fit in with you people if instead thinking himself as a god he actually believed in god. My mum found out she was lesbian quickly after her divorce with my dad and I grew up with it. My stepsister (dad's side) thinks that being gay is a sin, and all homosexuals should be punished (your kind of girl) her mother disapproves that side of her, and is in the same mind as me. Farewell you gut wrenching souls and maybe one day you'll see how daft you a being. Oh and if your confused about my beliefs I'm pagan.

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-PX2Z4r-e4
      It sounds like you come from a decent family. How did you end up the way you are?

      Why do you hate Jesus?

      YIC
      1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

      Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

      Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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      • Motty the Zit-Faced Lezbean
        Unsaved trash, teenaged national monument hater
        • Aug 2012
        • 151

        #4
        Re: My true face

        Originally posted by Laurence Niles View Post

        Why do you hate Jesus?

        YIC
        I don't hate Jesus although it's obvious he wasn't the son of god. Mary was either raped or willingly had sex with Joseph, hence why they had to flee. I'm not trying to downsize you just stating what I think of Jesus.
        Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination. (Leviticus 18:22)

        But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me. (Luke 19:27)

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        • Pastor Isaac Peters
          Senior Pastor
          Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
          Always Biblically correct
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 10639

          #5
          Re: My true face

          Originally posted by Motty the Lezbean View Post
          I don't hate Jesus although it's obvious he wasn't the son of god. Mary was either raped or willingly had sex with Joseph, hence why they had to flee.
          You have solid historical evidence to prove that, I trust.
          This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

          Questions to ask liberal "Christians" âśž Things that the Bible doesn't say âśž Tolerance

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          • Rev. M. Rodimer
            Honorary True Christian™
            Forum Member
            • May 2008
            • 13996

            #6
            Re: My true face

            Originally posted by Motty the Lezbean View Post
            I don't hate Jesus although it's obvious he wasn't the son of god. Mary was either raped or willingly had sex with Joseph, hence why they had to flee. I'm not trying to downsize you just stating what I think of Jesus.
            Why is it obvious? And why would Mary and Joseph have to flee, when they were already betrothed?

            Your ideas make no logical sense.

            On another subject, please explain to me why paganism is a logical choice for you instead of Christianity, and the evidence you used to make your decision. I'm curious.
            Bible boring? Nonsense!
            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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            • Motty the Zit-Faced Lezbean
              Unsaved trash, teenaged national monument hater
              • Aug 2012
              • 151

              #7
              Re: My true face

              Do you have solid historical proof that "God" did it?
              Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination. (Leviticus 18:22)

              But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me. (Luke 19:27)

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              • James Hutchins
                True Christian™
                Just a Regular Nice Guy
                 
                • Jun 2009
                • 29453

                #8
                Re: My true face

                Dear fish breath. You do know that Jesus, God and the Holy Ghost are all the same, don't you? mary, like all females, is just a vessel for use by man, females have no other purpose or value.
                Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                • Rev. M. Rodimer
                  Honorary True Christian™
                  Forum Member
                  • May 2008
                  • 13996

                  #9
                  Re: My true face

                  Originally posted by Motty the Lezbean View Post
                  Do you have solid historical proof that "God" did it?
                  You made an assertion. Back it up. Burden of proof is on you.

                  And please explain about paganism, as I asked. Thanks!
                  Bible boring? Nonsense!
                  Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                  You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                  • Motty the Zit-Faced Lezbean
                    Unsaved trash, teenaged national monument hater
                    • Aug 2012
                    • 151

                    #10
                    Re: My true face

                    Hence my statement that she could've been raped, people lie all the time so why not then?

                    Also I chose Paganism since it felt much more natural for me, I couldn't ever see myself as a Christian since I cried the first time I set foot in a church.
                    Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination. (Leviticus 18:22)

                    But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me. (Luke 19:27)

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                    • Motty the Zit-Faced Lezbean
                      Unsaved trash, teenaged national monument hater
                      • Aug 2012
                      • 151

                      #11
                      Re: My true face

                      Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                      Dear fish breath. You do know that Jesus, God and the Holy Ghost are all the same, don't you? mary, like all females, is just a vessel for use by man, females have no other purpose or value.
                      So how can god be Jesus' father? Is Jesus his own father? I am very confused. The only true way to find out is to go back in time and watch the whole thing go down.
                      Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination. (Leviticus 18:22)

                      But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me. (Luke 19:27)

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                      • Rev. M. Rodimer
                        Honorary True Christian™
                        Forum Member
                        • May 2008
                        • 13996

                        #12
                        Re: My true face

                        Originally posted by Motty the Lezbean View Post
                        Hence my statement that she could've been raped, people lie all the time so why not then?
                        So it's "obvious" that there are other explanations? That's not proof of any sort. And it's not logical; why would a man rape his own woman?

                        Also I chose Paganism since it felt much more natural for me, I couldn't ever see myself as a Christian since I cried the first time I set foot in a church.
                        That doesn't tell me anything at all. That's not a logical choice. "It feels good"? So does sodomy! (I hear.) So does smoking crack! (I've been told.)

                        Should you do those things, too?

                        Upon what evidence did you decide that this "paganism" (whichever form you've picked for yourself) is truth?
                        Bible boring? Nonsense!
                        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                        • Motty the Zit-Faced Lezbean
                          Unsaved trash, teenaged national monument hater
                          • Aug 2012
                          • 151

                          #13
                          Re: My true face

                          Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                          So it's "obvious" that there are other explanations? That's not proof of any sort. And it's not logical; why would a man rape his own woman?


                          That doesn't tell me anything at all. That's not a logical choice. "It feels good"? So does sodomy! (I hear.) So does smoking crack! (I've been told.)

                          Should you do those things, too?

                          Upon what evidence did you decide that this "paganism" (whichever form you've picked for yourself) is truth?
                          Maybe it wasn't Joseph, it could've been a random man off the streets (you never fully know!)

                          Maybe I should do those things, being a goth pagan is nothing without them!
                          Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination. (Leviticus 18:22)

                          But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me. (Luke 19:27)

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                          • Mary Etheldreda
                            Gushing for Jesus
                             
                            • Sep 2011
                            • 23775

                            #14
                            Re: My true face

                            Originally posted by Motty the Lezbean View Post
                            So how can god be Jesus' father? Is Jesus his own father? I am very confused. The only true way to find out is to go back in time and watch the whole thing go down.
                            Oh my dear! This is the beauty of the Holy Bible! We CAN watch the whole thing go down! We can watch it in our imaginations as we read the words in the books of Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John!

                            Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                            • Motty the Zit-Faced Lezbean
                              Unsaved trash, teenaged national monument hater
                              • Aug 2012
                              • 151

                              #15
                              Re: My true face

                              Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                              Oh my dear! This is the beauty of the Holy Bible! We CAN watch the whole thing go down! We can watch it in our imaginations as we read the words in the books of Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John!

                              How about you go look around for the Cheshire Cat and the Red Queen while you're at it?
                              Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination. (Leviticus 18:22)

                              But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me. (Luke 19:27)

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