Hello all! Forrest Gump is smarter than me!

[Esat23]

Hello all, my name is Ethan I am 27 years of age, I have a masters in Biology, and economics , and a PH. D in physics. My father was a non committed baptist, my mother was Jewish. I was raised non-religious and I fear that may have been a mistake, and I wish to find a religious community! I have read the first five books of the bible, and parts of the rest. Is there a printable bible online? I can't make an informed decision on what my favorite line is. I graduated with my degree in econ when I was 21, I made several million day trading, but I couldn't take the pressure and nearly committed suicide, I went to mental hospital for 6 months where I met my girl friend a baptist, though she isn't very religious. I went back to school and got my 2nd masters and my ph.d. I am now deciding on a new career path: experimental physics, go get another degree, or try investing again. I hope that you can help me find a path for my career and religious life. This was typed on a phone so please excuse any spelling, punctuation, etc. mistakes. Thanks, Ethan

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Hello all!

Why would you want to spend $20-30 on toner and printer paper when you can buy a Bible online (hardcover, even) for under $10?

You can read the entire Bible online, of course, at biblegateway.com.

A degree in biology has surely shown you in detail the wonders of God's amazing Six-Day Creation, yes?

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Hello all!

If you're a millionaire, why are you looking for an online printable Bible?



WalMart has the 1611 KJV Bible for $4.97.

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Esat23]

Re: Hello all!

Why would you want to spend $20-30 on toner and printer paper when you can buy a Bible online (hardcover, even) for under $10?

You can read the entire Bible online, of course, at biblegateway.com.

A degree in biology has surely shown you in detail the wonders of God's amazing Six-Day Creation, yes?

Thank you, for you amazon link I will buy a bible ASAP, my degree in biology can't confirm evolution, but it cant prove creationism either, either way I would like to believe that if evolution is true (and there is a lot of evidence for it), that G-D created the evolutionary line in 6 six days. I think that both ideas are plausible, at the very least. Thanks, Ethan

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello all!

Welcome to God's favorite forum. Which institution of higher learning do you attend, Ethan? Christian University? Liberty University? Oral Roberts University?

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Hello all!

Thank you, for you amazon link I will buy a bible ASAP, my degree in biology can't confirm evolution, but it cant prove creationism either, either way I would like to believe that if evolution is true (and there is a lot of evidence for it), that G-D created the evolutionary line in 6 six days. I think that both ideas are plausible, at the very least. Thanks, Ethan

You can type out God here, friend. We're not ashamed of Him.



YiC,

Zech

[Esat23]

Re: Hello all!

If you're a millionaire, why are you looking for an online printable Bible?



WalMart has the 1611 KJV Bible for $4.97.

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

Well I could just print one out now and not have to wait for delivery, but yes I will buy a nice bible. Thanks, Ethan

Also when I typed "g-d" I was just trying to be on the safe side and not offend anyone.

Ezekiel I am sorry I was not trying to offend you or anyone else, I attended William & Mary for Econ, Brown for biology, and princeton for physics.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Hello all!

Thank you, for you amazon link I will buy a bible ASAP, my degree in biology can't confirm evolution, but it cant prove creationism either, either way I would like to believe that if evolution is true (and there is a lot of evidence for it), that G-D created the evolutionary line in 6 six days. I think that both ideas are plausible, at the very least. Thanks, Ethan

Are you a Jew?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello all!

Are you a Jew?

Worse than that, Rev. He's a product of race-mixing.

God hates that so much. Genesis 24:3, Genesis 28:1, Exodus 34:12-16; Deuteronomy 7:3,4, Joshua 23:12, Exodus 34:16; Deuteronomy 7:4; Joshua 23:12,13, Judges 3:6,7 .... I could go on....

[Esat23]

Re: Hello all!

Technically according to Jewish faith I am but I have no connection to the jewish faith.

I am also Christian I was baptised (or at least that is what I was told).

Yours, Ethan

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Hello all!

Technically according to Jewish faith I am but I have no connection to the jewish faith.

I am also Christian I was baptised (or at least that is what I was told).

Yours, Ethan

How old were you?

[Esat23]

Re: Hello all!

Worse than that, Rev. He's a product of race-mixing.

God hates that so much. Genesis 24:3, Genesis 28:1, Exodus 34:12-16; Deuteronomy 7:3,4, Joshua 23:12, Exodus 34:16; Deuteronomy 7:4; Joshua 23:12,13, Judges 3:6,7 .... I could go on....

Please don't patronize me like that I wasn't consulted about it, and I really can't change my race either, doesn't Jesus have a place for all people, and races?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Hello all!

Technically according to Jewish faith I am but I have no connection to the jewish faith.

I am also Christian I was baptised (or at least that is what I was told).

Yours, Ethan

Then why would you type "G-D"? Christians don't do that. Jews do.

And if you don't recall being baptized, what were you, Catholic? Infant baptism is a heresy.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Hello all!

Please don't patronize me like that I wasn't consulted about it, and I really can't change my race either, doesn't Jesus have a place for all people, and races?

Jesus can wash you clean of ancestral sin, but not if you pridefully ejaculate your mongrel seed in His Holy Face.

[Esat23]

Re: Hello all!

How old were you?

They said when I was a baby, but my parents lied to me about a lot of things..

When I typed "g-d " that's just what I was taught, I was trying to show respect, now I know not to thank you for enlightening me