[Oliver Brendan Hayve]

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I know. No thanks, i'll pass. I'm reading a much better book than the bible at the moment, Chutulhu by H P Lovecraft.

If you're reading it, can't you look at the cover to see the actual title and spelling?

Being an atheist will get you kicked off of this website very, very fast.

Yep.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Yep.

I think the admins keep you and Didymus because you're fun to kick around, and you are among the very few intelligent (if lacking in wisdom and judgment) atheists around.

You can even spell "atheist" correctly; that's more than most of 'em. Helps demonstrate how stupid the other atheistards are.

[Brother Mark Loman]

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@Joy Division-

Your brazen persecutions of Jesus prove your uselessness. I too was a useless sinner like you until I found Jesus...

God has obviously led you here to experience his warmth and acceptance. Unfortunately, your haughtiness has blinded you from realizing this.

Start by reading the Bible- you could use a good lesson in humility...The division you have tried to bring forth among us will not affect the joy I have in the Lord.

Have a good day!

[James Hutchins]

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Oh Joy, I was so hoping you'd be willing to take a chance and see the Light of the Holy Ghost(c). You know, wearing blinders does not enable you to see the whole picture.

[godmockingboob94]

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Please take it from a past atheist, find god before it is too late. If you start now you might be able to repent in time. I'm currently trying to repent for all the things I have done, you can fix yourself read the bible so little of it can help so much. Once you start you won't get bored you could read it forever. I'll pray for you it's the least i can do.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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I'll pray for you it's the least i can do.

Very well said, Boob!

Now, if you could just remember to capitalize God. I know your shift key works, since you capitalize I.

[godmockingboob94]

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Yes this has been pointed out to me already, but that is as it should be on such an important matter. I need to learn much more it seems.

[GodsUselessSon]

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Athiests most certainly cannot read, nor can they spell. Reading the SATAN-WORSHIPPING works of that H.P. Lovecraft will corrupt the mind, giving you only a one-way ticket to HELL. Salvation is for those who only good books, especially the BIBLE.

[Deaner]

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I am a proud atheist from Sweden. Although I am not a believer, I think it is entertaining to discuss with Christians. That's why I registered on this forum. I'm useless at writing presentations, so if you want to know anything about me or my unchristian life, just ask for!

Sorry, my English is not the best. Hope you have patience

Hmm... let's see.

Atheist, from Sweden, English is very poor.

Do you drool on yourself or chase squirel's around the park?

You meat 3 out of 4 criteria for being a retard. Wait, I know! Do you bark like a dog when people ask you too?

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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Well, to tell the truth, I don't really give a damn about a man that died 2000 years ago. I don't belive in "God" so that is irrelevant to me

Your rejection of His temporary sacrifice seems so arbitrary. Do you not even pretend to have reasons for your campaign against the source of all goodness and virtue?