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  • TimMadsen
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    • Oct 2012
    • 39

    #1

    Hello, atheist here.

    Hello, my name is Tim, I am an atheist although my local reverand, Susanne wants me to become a preacher as well. As I said: I am an atheist, but I do enjoy good conversations about religion, so I figured I´d join this fine forum.

    Anyways, this was my introduction, so g´day to you all.
  • Rev. M. Rodimer
    Honorary True Christian™
    Forum Member
    • May 2008
    • 13996

    #2
    Re: Hello, atheist here.

    Hello.

    What made you decide to hate Jesus so much you'd pretend He doesn't exist?
    Bible boring? Nonsense!
    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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    • Cranky Old Man
      Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
      You kids get off his lawn!
       
      • Jan 2010
      • 22380

      #3
      Re: Hello, atheist here.

      Originally posted by TimMadsen View Post
      g´day to you all
      What is so good about it!? You just told us you will burn in Hell for all eternity. Twice!
      5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
      To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
      James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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      • Brother Mark Loman
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        • Oct 2012
        • 49

        #4
        Re: Hello, atheist here.

        That's the most disgusting thing I've heard this week...

        Why would your Reverand, a useless woman, want you, a lowly atheist to preach? Something smells fishy here...

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        • TimMadsen
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          • Oct 2012
          • 39

          #5
          Re: Hello, atheist here.

          Originally posted by Brother Mark Loman View Post
          That's the most disgusting thing I've heard this week...

          Why would your Reverend, a useless woman, want you, a lowly atheist to preach? Something smells fishy here...
          Well, during my confirmation I held many sermons, my reverand (Susanne) was impressed with my people skills.

          And to answer another poster:

          I do like Jesus.

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          • Rev. M. Rodimer
            Honorary True Christian™
            Forum Member
            • May 2008
            • 13996

            #6
            Re: Hello, atheist here.

            Originally posted by TimMadsen View Post
            Well, during my confirmation I held many sermons, my reverand (Susanne) was impressed with my people skills.

            And to answer another poster:

            I do like Jesus.
            How does it show you "like Jesus" when you call Him a liar for saying He is the Son of God?

            How can you "like Jesus" if you claim He's not real?

            That'd be just like thinking Santa Claus is nifty, or the Easter Bunny.

            And we all know the truth about the Easter Bunny.

            Bible boring? Nonsense!
            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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            • Zechariah Smyth
              Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
              True Christian™
              • Feb 2011
              • 15251

              #7
              Re: Hello, atheist here.

              What "church" is this Reverand (sic) Susanne affiliated with? I'd like to give them a call.

              Yours in Christ,

              Z. Smyth
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              • Brother Mark Loman
                Forum Member
                Forum Member
                • Oct 2012
                • 49

                #8
                Re: Hello, atheist here.

                Even Satan has good people skills if he can deceive them from Jesus. Still not buying it!

                Suzanne needs to get on her knees and repent!

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                • Pastor Isaac Peters
                  Senior Pastor
                  Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                  Always Biblically correct
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 10639

                  #9
                  Re: Hello, atheist here.

                  Originally posted by TimMadsen View Post
                  Well, during my confirmation
                  Your what? Where in the Bible is that described?

                  I held many sermons, my reverand (Susanne) was impressed with my people skills.
                  How does Susanne justify being a "reverand" in light of 1 Timothy 2:11-15?
                  This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

                  Questions to ask liberal "Christians"Things that the Bible doesn't sayTolerance

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                  • TimMadsen
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                    • Oct 2012
                    • 39

                    #10
                    Re: Hello, atheist here.

                    I find him to be aa inspiration. The bible holds many great truths even though I dont believe in everything that is written in it. That doesnt mean, I dont respect other opinions, andI do believe in love and the bible do teach us about love.

                    No, I dont hate. I was in Afghanistan as a soldier. I saw hate there.

                    Currently, I am a police officer. And I see plenty of hate during my work day.

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                    • John North
                      True Christian™
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2012
                      • 414

                      #11
                      Re: Hello, atheist here.

                      An atheist that claims he likes Jesus, with people skills of a quality that his reverend(!?) thinks he should hold sermons.

                      This is one of the craziest things I have ever read.
                      Stop whining
                      (1 Thessalonians 5:18) - In every thing give thanks: for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus concerning you.
                      (1 Corinthians 10:10) - Neither murmur ye, as some of them also murmured, and were destroyed of the destroyer
                      (Psalm 106:25) - But murmured in their tents, And hearkened not unto the voice of the LORD
                      (Ephesians 4:29) - Let no corrupt communication proceed out of your mouth, but that which is good to the use of edifying, that it may minister grace unto the hearers

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                      • Brother Mark Loman
                        Forum Member
                        Forum Member
                        • Oct 2012
                        • 49

                        #12
                        Re: Hello, atheist here.

                        Of course you see hate everyday-you are an atheist! And a God mocking cop at that

                        Truly a class act you are, my pet pig Porky has more sense than you- oh wait...

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                        • TimMadsen
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                          • Oct 2012
                          • 39

                          #13
                          Re: Hello, atheist here.

                          People also thought Jesus was crazy. How can I dislike a man who speaks of tolerance, love and understanding?

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                          • Didymus Much
                            Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                            • Jun 2010
                            • 14079

                            #14
                            Re: Hello, atheist here.

                            Originally posted by TimMadsen View Post
                            People also thought Jesus was crazy. How can I dislike a man who speaks of tolerance, love and understanding?
                            Uh, where? Book, chapter, and verse, please.

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                            • Brother Mark Loman
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                              • Oct 2012
                              • 49

                              #15
                              Re: Hello, atheist here.

                              Words like love, tolerance and understanding makes you sound like a chimo...

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