[Faith_Machine]

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Welcome, Engie's Girl! I assume Engie is your husband? If so, then why aren't you busy birthing his sons, as opposed to playing Team Fortress?

That arthritis is just a gentle reminder from God that you are getting up there in years. He wants you to put down the Nintendo controller and start filling up your quiver.

Get to it!

[Brother Mark Loman]

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Sister, could it be that from not wanting to let go of, or holding on to a "certain" dirty sin that you engage in, is in fact a paramount part of your pent up rage and deep seeded issues you hold on to?

I'm hoping that you would spread open the Bible, taking in the sweet Spirit of the Lord with your heart fully open and the mind/thinking capacity of a child so that Jesus can finally help you put an end to your maddening delusions that are unedifying and divisive amongst our brethren in this holy sanctuary...

Just because you're paranoid does not mean that Satan's not roaming around trying to devour and basically(think Nephilim) molest your precious, sweet little soul that probably smells good to Jesus. Considering the Bible shares with us that the smell of burning flesh pleases God. A good example of this would be the animals that God had Noah faithfully sacrifice to God after there long, stressful ordeal on the Ark. I now ask you to repent so you can join us in Heaven praising and worshiping our Perfect and Just God for eternity, it just wouldn't be the same without you there sis

Last but not least-Thank you very much for callously storming into the sanctuary in utter, appalling irreverence with your muddy, shat-n- grass stained sneakers to savagely and barbarically persecute us. In mine and Gods reality you have blessed us all and the True Christians here will reap the rewards in Heaven(bigger mansion, higher karat gold gifts on my wish list) Let Gods Love be apparent to you from all of the genuine heart-felt responses God has graciously bestowed upon thee, and I pray that you would experience the joy of seeing how Gods chosen people are so holy and rational in discussion by the mere fact we have not openly shunned you. This just goes to show how the fruits of the Holy Spirit are alive and well here by our obvious God given display of patience...

And let it be known, my shoes are dusted, taken off and placed by the back door before I type one word in this sanctuary. I would imagine this might sound odd to you but I do this out of respect to our God since He, in his justness preordained sinful ol me eons ago to be one of His chosen few I suppose that if you weren't preordained and chosen long ago by God this would all seem like rubbish to you and out of your God forsaken pinner lil brains comprehension This would explain your maliced attitude and spiteful rubbing of filth and dung here...For that I will let it slide for now, but if I happen to slip, slide or fall in my faith from the filth you drug in, then may God have mercy on both our souls..Please stop questioning God as doing so will only cause you to further doubt him. It's a slippery slope that's hard to climb back up and since your shoes are already slick I'd be extremely cautious of every thought that entered my head. Accept the Bible as literal truth and that's a good start, but first you gotta read it silly! Something for you to think about. God bless you sister

[Zechariah Smyth]

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Hey there. Found this site while browsing and I thought I'd join and say hello.

I'm a California girl, eighteen, haven't completely read the bible through yet, but I'm getting there. I don't go to church anymore, because both my mother and I have arthritis and we can't go anywhere without it hurting like the dickens. That's not to say we don't believe in God any less, though.

In addition to that, I also have clinical depression, and find myself wondering if there really is a heaven, or if this is the only life we get. My friends from Steam and TF2 have all been very supportive; I can only hope that the friends I make on here will be supportive too.

Counting down the days to Halloween, my favorite holiday next to Christmas. I'm a big fan of horror films and the like! I might dress up as the Engineer, my favorite character from Team Fortress 2. What are your plans?

Nice to meet you all!

The part I quoted in red is what jumped out at me.

Of all the things in your life, any doubts or goals or plans or anything, this is the one that will be the easiest to satisfy. Obviously you can read, and even if you don't have a Bible handy you can read it online.

I was around your age when I read the Bible through for the first time. To say that it radically changed my life is an understatement. I encourage you to do the same.

Start at Genesis 1:1 and end at Revelation 22:21...skip NOTHING. It doesn't even take that long, and you will have done something that the vast majority of people haven't.

I'll be praying for you.

YiC,

Zech

[Pastor Ed Lowman]

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...though I do worry sometimes, late at night while trying to sleep...what if it's all a lie? A lie someone started up two thousand years ago to control the people, and give them Hope?

There is simply no way that can be. You have a very active imagination. You think too much.

I have faith. I know in my heart God is real and Jesus would never lie. God's one and only Book has been the source of that faith since it was transmitted through Bible times, through the dark ages, through the so-called "enlightenment" period, the reformation period, the restoration period, and finally, through today.

There is no way God's Holy Book could have been corrupted by the men who wrote it during those vast stretches of time (please see 2 Peter 1:19-21; 2 Timothy 3:16-17). We have God's promise on that.

In Him,

Pastor Ed

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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I don't refuse; refusing implies that I don't want to open myself. But I do, even when I'm doubting. I want to believe, and I don't know how to convince myself that it's just me being paranoid. That's why I asked, any advice?

My advice is that you stop trying to think these things through for yourself. If you want to believe, then just believe.

Proverbs 3:5-6: Trust in the LORD with all thine heart; and lean not unto thine own understanding. In all thy ways acknowledge him, and he shall direct thy paths.

[Cranky Old Man]

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I'm hoping to write a novel and get a purpose in life.

Your purpose in life is to get on your knees and beg Jesus for salvation, then you need to bend over for your husband and get pregnant to make babies for Jesus. That's it.

[Engie's Girl]

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Thanks. I'll keep those in mind.

[Redeemed Papist]

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...though I do worry sometimes, late at night while trying to sleep...what if it's all a lie? A lie someone started up two thousand years ago to control the people, and give them Hope? To stop them from rebelling, because it's okay if they abuse you in this life, because the people who did it will burn in the next. There's not nearly enough justice in this world, so why not give them something that will keep them happy thinking of it and that will stop them from seeking justice on their own? Something to stop the people from going insane, because can any of you imagine a world without god, or an afterlife?

The thought terrifies people; they cover their ears and block it out and try not to think about it. That's probably my worst fear, if it's actually the truth and this is the only life we get.

Any advice...?

No wonder God hates you.

[John North]

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Thank you for your kind words. I don't do any of those things, no, and I'm glad that you're willing to support me and didn't call me a heathen just because I like to play videogames. I'm sorry that I don't share your opinion on depression, and yeah, I'm hoping to write a novel and get a purpose in life. And I only like Halloween because it's an excuse to dress up and play pretend, not because I worship the devil. >w< But again, thank you for your kind words.

Yeah, the arthritis is true, and I hate it. D:

Hi and welcome

There is room in Heaven for you, once you deserve to be there. From what I’ve heard so far, it seems like you have some work to do though. In particular, I think you might be focusing a little too much on whining about this arthritis of yours.

Complaining is a sign of being ungrateful and can lead to disobedience

1 Corinthians 10:10 - Neither murmur ye, as some of them also murmured, and were destroyed of the destroyer

Psalm 106:25 - But murmured in their tents, And hearkened not unto the voice of the LORD

Ephesians 4:29 - Let no corrupt communication proceed out of your mouth, but that which is good to the use of edifying, that it may minister grace unto the hearers

1 Thessalonians 5:18 - In every thing give thanks: for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus concerning you.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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I don't refuse; refusing implies that I don't want to open myself. But I do, even when I'm doubting. I want to believe, and I don't know how to convince myself that it's just me being paranoid. That's why I asked, any advice?

You have doubts because you're shutting Jesus out.

How much time do you spend on the Bible, instead of watching movies, or My Little Pony, or lies like "Bill Nye the Science Guy"?

[Engie's Girl]

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Tell me young lady, why is it you refuse to open yourself to Jesus like the petals of a Rose?

I don't refuse; refusing implies that I don't want to open myself. But I do, even when I'm doubting. I want to believe, and I don't know how to convince myself that it's just me being paranoid. That's why I asked, any advice?

[James Hutchins]

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Tell me young lady, why is it you refuse to open yourself to Jesus like the petals of a Rose?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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...though I do worry sometimes, late at night while trying to sleep...what if it's all a lie? A lie someone started up two thousand years ago to control the people, and give them Hope? To stop them from rebelling, because it's okay if they abuse you in this life, because the people who did it will burn in the next. There's not nearly enough justice in this world, so why not give them something that will keep them happy thinking of it and that will stop them from seeking justice on their own? Something to stop the people from going insane, because can any of you imagine a world without god, or an afterlife?

The thought terrifies people; they cover their ears and block it out and try not to think about it. That's probably my worst fear, if it's actually the truth and this is the only life we get.

Any advice...?

Now we know why God refuses to hear your prayers. You don't believe.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Any advice...?

Stop thinking about it and trust Jesus.



Look, if God didn't exist, then people couldn't be moral because God is perfect and He gave us our moral understanding. So right there you know it's all true, because only True Christians™ are moral and good! Otherwise, the world would be full of barbarians and homosexuals. But it's not.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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I never said he was a liar, where did that come from? I merely ask for strength to help get me through this dark time in my life. I suppose you could argue that He hasn't taken away my depression because He's testing me, not because He hates me or something else so foolish to assume. Surely you've all felt there are times where He's given you obstacles to overcome, too?

Either He was telling the truth, or He was not.

Which is it?

Matthew 21:22
And all things, whatsoever ye shall ask in prayer, believing, ye shall receive.

Jesus said ALL things. Not, as many false Christian pastors would have you believe, "any thing that is already consistent with God's Will". After all, those things are going to happen anyway, so your prayer would be of no effect.