A Simple Survey...

[Gay4Lucifer]

Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Rein, and I am an atheist. Like all atheists, I hate Jesus, worship Satan, respect women, am gay, practice sodomy of kinds, practice witchcraft (sometimes at the same time that I practice sodomy), use bibles as firewood, use bible pages as toilet paper, am Asperger's, actively work to convince children to worship Satan and be homosexual, am a Nazi, and hate white people.

I don't come to make trouble with you, but only ask that you answer a few questions that I am curious about, and maybe more later on.

1. Why do you hate science?
2. Who brainwashed you?
3. Why do you feel the need to repress your homosexual desires?
4. How often do you have auditory hallucinations related to God?
5. How often do your delusions negatively affect your personal life?
6. How many children do you have?
7. What schools do they go to?
8. What is your address, layout of your house, and which rooms do your children sleep in?
9. On a scale of 1-10, how susceptible are each of your children to demonic influences?

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: A Simple Survey...

Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Rein, and I am an atheist. Like all atheists, I hate Jesus, worship Satan, respect women, am gay, practice sodomy of kinds, practice witchcraft (sometimes at the same time that I practice sodomy), use bibles as firewood, use bible pages as toilet paper, am Asperger's, actively work to convince children to worship Satan and be homosexual, am a Nazi, and hate white people.

How refreshingly honest.

I don't come to make trouble with you, but only ask that you answer a few questions that I am curious about, and maybe more later on.

This isn't a journalism class, son, this is a forum that exists to praise the ever loving name of Christ Jesus.

Whatever trauma tore you from the loving embrace of our LORD can be healed and your sins can be forgiven if you but accept His generous offer of Salvation.

We can help.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: A Simple Survey...

1. Why do you hate science?

I don't. I love Creation Science. It helps us know God better.

2. Who brainwashed you?

Jesus cleansed me of sin, if that's what you mean.

3. Why do you feel the need to repress your homosexual desires?

I've never had any. Sorry to disappoint you.

4. How often do you have auditory hallucinations related to God?

I've never had a hallucination.

5. How often do your delusions negatively affect your personal life?

I haven't had any delusions.
6-8 are none of your concern.


Now, I have some questions for you.

1. Why do you hate Jesus?
2. Who brainwashed you to hate Jesus and deny God?
3. Why do you feel a need to flaunt your engaging in sins that you know anger God?
4. How often do you realize that you are a boring, arrogant douchebag?
5. Why haven't you gone to your Mommy's church in person to insult her and her friends for believing in Jesus, instead of hiding behind your computer where you think you're anonymous, and sniping at strangers?
6. Is it because you're a pathetic little coward?

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: A Simple Survey...

Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Rein, and I am an atheist. Like all atheists, I hate Jesus, worship Satan, respect women, am gay, practice sodomy of kinds, practice witchcraft (sometimes at the same time that I practice sodomy), use bibles as firewood, use bible pages as toilet paper, am Asperger's, actively work to convince children to worship Satan and be homosexual, am a Nazi, and hate white people.

So you are a black person.

There is hope for you though, just pray to Jesus to make you white!

Matthew 21:22 "And all things, whatsoever ye shall ask in prayer, believing, ye shall receive."

[James Hutchins]

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1. No hate here, I have a Masters in Organic Chemisty
2. No one, my mind is clean and untainted from poppers.
3. I have no sexual desires. I only want to procreate to make more Soldiers for Christ.
4. Never. I always understand exactly what He tells me.
5. My life is a perfect True Christian(tm) life.
6. Over 35 living I beleive. I have been married 38 years. Mrs. Hutchins (that is my wife) has a baby about once every ten months. Satan has stolen a few. Some died fighting to keep America communist and ethnic free.
7. Seriously? I have no idea.
8. I am not going to give you this information so you can come to my house and rape my children. Pervert!
9. Zero, my children have all been washed by the blood of a lamb.


I am in Houston at the Westin tonight. Where are you, Brazos?

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: A Simple Survey...

Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Rein, and I am an atheist. Like all atheists, I hate Jesus, worship Satan, respect women, am gay, practice sodomy of kinds, practice witchcraft (sometimes at the same time that I practice sodomy), use bibles as firewood, use bible pages as toilet paper, am Asperger's, actively work to convince children to worship Satan and be homosexual, am a Nazi, and hate white people.

You left out eating babies, reading The Satanic Bible, and voting Democratic.

[Professor Bessemer]

Re: A Simple Survey...

1. Why do you hate science?

Because as the very Godly Congressman Paul Broun said here, they are all lies straight from the pit of hell.

2. Who brainwashed you?

I was not exactly brainwashed, but I was cured of the Sodomania by a very thorough Ex-Gay© treatment program as well as receiving my aversion surgery here at Landover Baptist University.

3. Why do you feel the need to repress your homosexual desires?

As I am a 100% cured Ex-Gay©, I no longer have gay desires. But if I did, I would certainly suppress them because of what the KJV1611 says about how much The Lord hates anal sex:

If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
Leviticus 20:13

4. How often do you have auditory hallucinations related to God?

Never, but Jesus does whisper in my ear almost every night just as I am falling asleep. I rarely remember what He tells me when I awake in the morning, but it is a great comfort to me knowing He is always by my side.

5. How often do your delusions negatively affect your personal life?

When I was a practicing faggot, I believed I was happy and that there was nothing wrong with two men living and loving together just as heterosexual couples do. This was of course a complete delusion. I am no longer afflicted with that particular mental illness.

6. How many children do you have?

None. I was gay for my entire early life, and during my Ex-Gay© treatment, I lost my genitals when the Lord saw fit to smite me with an opportunistic necrotizing fasciitis infection in my crotch.

7. What schools do they go to?

N/A

8. What is your address, layout of your house, and which rooms do your children sleep in?

My address is in my profile and as stated, I am childless.

9. On a scale of 1-10, how susceptible are each of your children to demonic influences?

N/A

[Brother Mark Loman]

Re: A Simple Survey...

Welcome Rein,

To see that you have such a negative stereotype as to how Christians perceive atheists is sad. Although I do take the Bible literally, word for word, this hasn't hindered my ability to "read between the lines" in your hostile introduction.

I love science when it is properly carried out, thus leading to results that back up the Holy Bible. Skewed scientific theories and models, such as the Earth being ancient and round are the result of Satan interfering and deceiving scientists and ultimately the majority of mankind. Because of this sickening fact, I take worldly science with a grain of sea salt, while faithfully and consistently maintaining my stand 100% that the Bible is in fact accurate science.

Going to College is what I call brainwashing, not the fact that I was fortunate enough to be blessed with Godly parents. Thankfully I'm smart enough to know the difference as I was exposed to the Truth growing up. It's all a matter of perspective when you're not saved-I feel truly blessed. For your sake, I can't help it that my family was chosen by God long ago, because of this, those like you label me as being "brainwashed". Thankfully my parents followed Him and taught me the right way, which is ultimately to follow Jesus and live by the Bible- the whole Bible, not just the parts I like.

Jesus is my best friend and therefore treats me with respect. If I am alone in prayer and we're talking his voice may be clearer and more distinct, in my head of course. But say I'm in a job interview or movie theater where I really need to focus, then he is quieter and more of an introvert out of respect in my behalf. I'd have to say that at church when I'm praising Him via Hymns is when He prefers to really comes out of his shell and speaks to me without holding back Although I must say the visions God has granted and allowed me to see have been more pronounced and external than the conversations he allows me to partake in with Him.

Not once has God allowed me to suffer at the hands of another for being deluded, for that to happen I would have to be deluded(thinking like that is circular logic, which Christians are way above at this point in history)...Persecution and shunning on the other hand are commonplace due to my walk with God and lifestyle, which is somewhat considered backwards to the unGodly. This doesn't bother me in the least when I think of my eternal rewards waiting for me when I die or am taken up in The Rapture, if I take my eyes off of God and lose focus then yes, being persecuted brings me down and the shunning stings to the core

I pray that the Spirit of the Lord intercedes in your life and way of thinking, that you would passionately seek him wholeheartedly and find the true peace you have been searching for. God Bless you and take care my friend

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: A Simple Survey...

Interesting that the "Simpleton with a Survey" hasn't returned to see if anyone responded.

[Brother Mark Loman]

Re: A Simple Survey...

Yeah, another know-it-all atheist bites the dust. In one ear and out the other...

[Professor Bessemer]

Re: A Simple Survey...

Yeah, another know-it-all atheist bites the dust. In his rear and out on the town...

I "fixed that for you", as the kids say these days. I can be so naughty when I have been into the cooking sherry!

[Gay4Lucifer]

Re: A Simple Survey...

1. Why do you hate Jesus?
2. Who brainwashed you to hate Jesus and deny God?
3. Why do you feel a need to flaunt your engaging in sins that you know anger God?
4. How often do you realize that you are a boring, arrogant douchebag?
5. Why haven't you gone to your Mommy's church in person to insult her and her friends for believing in Jesus, instead of hiding behind your computer where you think you're anonymous, and sniping at strangers?
6. Is it because you're a pathetic little coward?

1. Because the Lord SATAN to me to.

2. I'm just going to pretend that question isn't there.

3. I figured that I should get it out of the way and admit that I do all that stuff before you accused me of it. So many atheists are in denial, even ASHAMED about their actions, so they try to hide it however they can. I am an honest person, and am not ashamed to tell people about my "sins".

4. I know that I am boring. Being boring usually doesn't bother me-if anything, it bothers the people that are forced to be around me- but whenever I'm in a situation in which being "interesting" or at least "nice" will benefit me, I just act like I am. I am aware of my arrogance. Doesn't bother me. I am fairly sure that I am not, however, a douchebag, whatever the hell that is.

5. I have already told my Mommy that I don't worship Jesus and have commited all the above sins, except for being gay, because I'm not interested in getting murdered. I haven't told her friends, because she doesn't have any. But, let me assure you, I DO believe in Jesus. I just don't believe in God. Satan already told me he doesn't exist.

6. I already told you I'm curious.

You left out eating babies, reading The Satanic Bible, and voting Democratic.

The eating babies thing is actually false. Teenagers are somewhat okay, but once you start eating babies, then the authorities REALLY start trying to find you and it's just not worth the risk.

So you are a black person.

There is hope for you though, just pray to Jesus to make you white!

Matthew 21:22 "And all things, whatsoever ye shall ask in prayer, believing, ye shall receive."

Y-you really think so?


Thanks to those who actually answered the survey!

Interesting that the "Simpleton with a Survey" hasn't returned to see if anyone responded.

I'm a very busy person.