I'm back

[KittyKat]

Hey,

I have come back after forgetting about this site for a long time. I didn't really use it much anyway so its unlikely you will remember me.

Nevertheless I am back.

Feel free to contact me, ask me questions and give me advice!

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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Hey,

I have come back after forgetting about this site for a long time. I didn't really use it much anyway so its unlikely you will remember me.

Nevertheless I am back.

Feel free to contact me, ask me questions and give me advice!

It is always a pleasure to have more unsaved trash posting on the forums, profaning our Lord and dragging our women and children down into Hell. Welcome.

Edit: Pop quiz: What was the first word that Jesus spoke in the New Testament?

[Brother Harold Porter]

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Feel free to contact me, ask me questions and give me advice!

I see you are a floozy and Unsaved Trash, even after 49 posts. This can only mean that you hated the Baby Jesus and were here only to mock simple True Christians™. Are you now here to repent and drop to your knees in front of Him to receive His special gift of love and Salvation?

In Christ

[Faith_Machine]

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Kitty Cat, I'm sure God brought you back here for a reason! Have you come to slake your spiritual thirst?

[KittyKat]

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Kitty Cat, I'm sure God brought you back here for a reason! Have you come to slake your spiritual thirst?

Yes, if there is anything I can do to thank the wonderful amazing LORD I will. I wish the thirst to be quenched and will kneel before Him!

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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Yes, if there is anything I can do to thank the wonderful amazing LORD I will. I wish the thirst to be quenched and will kneel before Him!

PRAISE GOD!!! Another victory for Jesus!!! Kitty Kat was honestly one of the last of the unsaved that I would ever expect to come to Jesus.

Tell us, friend, what motivated you to abandon your campaign against decency and goodness? Was it the aeternal fire awaiting you? Was it the suffering of Jesus as he dangled from the cross? Tell us!

[FreeFromBrains]

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Pop quiz: What was the first word that Jesus spoke in the New Testament?

Was it 'ouch'?

[KittyKat]

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Tell us, friend, what motivated you to abandon your campaign against decency and goodness? Was it the aeternal fire awaiting you? Was it the suffering of Jesus as he dangled from the cross? Tell us!

Thank you! And praise Him indeed!

It was due to a mixture of both, understanding that if i continued unsaved nothing but fires and endless torture would await me. This made me very scared, but also thinking about what Jesus had been through made me feel guilty of what I have done.

So understanding that He can save me from that has made me rejoice!

[FreeFromBrains]

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Thank you! And praise Him indeed!

It was due to a mixture of both, understanding that if i continued unsaved nothing but fires and endless torture would await me. This made me very scared, but also thinking about what Jesus had been through made me feel guilty of what I have done.

So understanding that He can save me from that has made me rejoice!

You're not serious, are you?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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You're not serious, are you?

Why would she not be serious? What kind of a loser would pretend to be Christian on the Internet?

She is here demonstrating a good basic grasp of Christian theology. Obey the Lord, or He will burn you alive for all time in His Lake of Fire. And sinning is a direct insult to Jesus and His temporary Ultimate Sacrifice!

KittyKat, I'm thrilled to hear you have decided to stop hating Jesus!

[Faith_Machine]

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Kitty, we need to get you baptized as soon as possible! Please make an appointment with a Baptist preacher post haste (that means real quick like)!

If you can't find a suitable pastor in your area, we can probably fly one out to you.

[James Hutchins]

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I take it you spent the last year birthing a son for Jesus. Are you with child again?

[MitzaLizalor]

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Hey,

I have come back after forgetting about this site for a long time. I didn't really use it much anyway so its unlikely you will remember me.

Nevertheless I am back.

Feel free to contact me, ask me questions and give me advice!

Hello Miss Kat.




(I think you forgot to take the cigarette out of your ear in the photo booth)

[KittyKat]

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Kitty, we need to get you baptized as soon as possible! Please make an appointment with a Baptist preacher post haste (that means real quick like)!

If you can't find a suitable pastor in your area, we can probably fly one out to you.

I will, as quick as possible. Though not sure where to find a Baptist preacher near me.

[KittyKat]

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I take it you spent the last year birthing a son for Jesus. Are you with child again?

I did not get pregnant, but still I am ashamed of what I spent last year doing.