[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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I did not get pregnant, but still I am ashamed of what I spent last year doing.

Did you spend it loading coal?

The dust from those open cars is very damaging to people's property values.

[Faith_Machine]

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I did not get pregnant, but still I am ashamed of what I spent last year doing.

We want to help you with that. Please be as detailed as possible.

[MitzaLizalor]

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ashamed

I hope you weren't working in an artistic environment? That is very trying, I should say impossible without the full armour of Him:

EPHESIANS 6
11 Put on the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to stand against the wiles of the devil.
12 For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.
13 Wherefore take unto you the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to withstand in the evil day, and having done all, to stand.
14 Stand therefore, having your loins girt about with truth, and having on the breastplate of righteousness;
15 And your feet shod with the preparation of the gospel of peace;
16 Above all, taking the shield of faith, wherewith ye shall be able to quench all the fiery darts of the wicked.
17 And take the helmet of salvation, and the sword of the Spirit, which is the word of God:
KJV

[Yea-tho-we-walk]

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I did not get pregnant, but still I am ashamed of what I spent last year doing.

You're not married yet? If you used your actual picture for your avatar, you appear to be very do-able, are all the boys in sweden still too busy having sex with each other? Here's a tip for you KittyKat, stay away from all guys named Sven, we have determined that they are all she-males. You do want to avoid she-males don't you?

[Jack_S.]

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I did not get pregnant, but still I am ashamed of what I spent last year doing.

You females gets to have sexual fluids injected inside you; then gives birth to ugly annoying babies and have stretch marks on your stomach. Now, I'm not being rude or anything; but as a Christian I find your kinds are truly disgusting.

[Faith_Machine]

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Um, Kitty, what our brother Yea-Tho-We-Walk surely meant to say was that your appearance is inoffensive enough that a Christian husband would not be unduly burdened by the thought of having to sire a few dozen babies in your womb.


Please disregard any other connotation his words may have inadvertently conveyed.

[Faith_Machine]

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You females gets to have sexual fluids injected inside you; then gives birth to ugly annoying babies and have stretch marks on your stomach. Now, I'm not being rude or anything; but as a Christian I find your kinds are truly disgusting.

Hold on a minute, buddy. What do you mean, they get to have this unmentionable thing happen? One normally talks of "getting to have" something if one views that thing as desirable.

For example, I might in a moment of un-Christian jealousy resent Harold Porter because he "gets to have" an entire weekend playing golf with Pastor Zeke.

I might similarly be envious that Mary Etheldreda's husband "gets to have" as many helpings of her famous pie as he pleases.

So when you talk about how a woman gets to have... that gross thing you mentioned...

Well friend, I have to say it concerns me greatly that you are envious of women because they get to have that experience.

Who is your pastor, and have you talked to him about your homosexual urges?

[KittyKat]

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We want to help you with that. Please be as detailed as possible.

I would gladly except all the help I can get, but I don't want to bring this sites reputation into disrepute and was wondering if it should be discussed with a mature christian in private?

[KittyKat]

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Um, Kitty, what our brother Yea-Tho-We-Walk surely meant to say was that your appearance is inoffensive enough that a Christian husband would not be unduly burdened by the thought of having to sire a few dozen babies in your womb.


Please disregard any other connotation his words may have inadvertently conveyed.

Thank you Faith Machine!

I appreciate your kind words greatly.

[Deaner]

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Thank you Faith Machine!

I appreciate your kind words greatly.

Dear Kitty Kat;

My name is Deaner and I am kind of a morality Deputy for Landover Baptist. Could we please have a full frontal nude shot to make sure you are not one of those weirdo she-males?

Please don't worry about being accepted into our church. I will let you stay in my cabin in the woods until everything blows over, comes to a head, something hard is in your hands, you feel sticky, we figure it out. Trust in me Child of Christ. There are many senior Pastors waiting to help.

[Faith_Machine]

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Deaner, I lost the directions to your cabin. Could you send them to me? You don't mind if I tag along, do you? I feel I can learn so much just by watching you work.

[Deaner]

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Deaner, I lost the directions to your cabin. Could you send them to me? You don't mind if I tag along, do you? I feel I can learn so much just by watching you work.

I have just pm'd them to you. Please pass them along once we have KItty Kat's confirmation.

[MitzaLizalor]

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I would gladly except all the help I can get, but I don't want to bring this sites reputation into disrepute and was wondering if it should be discussed with a mature christian in private?

If somebody called "Dutch Girl" turns up offering advice, I'd be very cautious. In fact I'll leave her a messagie reminding her not to do so.

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[Dutch Girl]

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If somebody called "Dutch Girl" turns up offering advice, I'd be very cautious. In fact I'll leave her a messagie reminding her not to do so.

You rang?

I have only one tip for you. Run away fast from these Christian nuts and go have some fun.

[MitzaLizalor]

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You rang?

I have only one tip for you. Run away fast from these Christian nuts and go have some fun.

It's amazing isn't it. I only have to think you're probably about to turn up and (t)here you are. Of course you know I'm happy to be friends with you but since meeting all these wonderful people it's as though everyone else is nuts. Very often we are able to recognise the work of the Spirit in another soul [yours, in this case] because of the reaction to move away. But in the end [as in Miss Kat's case] curiosity wins out and the desire for Salvation draws the elect to Him, as you are drawn.

Anyway, I'm sure you'll both be safe with Mr Deaner.