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  • michael_gagnon
    Unsaved trash, teenaged pervert
    Under Investigation
    • Oct 2012
    • 1
    #1

    Hi!

    Hi everybody! Ive arrived on this forum ramdomly while browsing the web.

    I will tell you my story! Ive been christened 3 month after i was born. And now i'm 19 years old and I decided to apostatized in may 2012.

    I start to asking myself when i saw this website! Where your belief in god comes?

    It's not a negative question just to tell you. Thanks for your answer!
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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78553
      #2
      Re: Hi!

      So then you're a papist?

      This is a Christian forum. We don't worship Mary.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • Eugene Hackwith
          Farmer for Christ™
          True Christian™
          • Jan 2008
          • 736
          #3
          Re: Hi!

          I was a young child when my belief in God became as solid as concrete. I woke up one morning and for some reason, didn't realize it was Sunday, so I dressed in my work clothes and went down for breakfast. Well, my father took one look at me and I knew that I had made a dire mistake, on a Sunday, no less.

          He had beaten me with his belt the day prior because I had some sort of spell and passed out, spilling an entire bag of oats in the process. It only took that look on his face on that Sunday morning to put me on the straight and narrow, and double my efforts to be a good True Christian just like him (and Jesus).
          A baby is a human being, not a stem cell!

          Psalm 139:19-20
          Surely thou wilt slay the wicked, O God: depart from me therefore, ye bloody men.
          For they speak against thee wickedly, and thine enemies take thy name in vain.

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            • Rev. M. Rodimer
              Honorary True Christian™
              Forum Member
              • May 2008
              • 13996
              #4
              Re: Hi!

              Originally posted by michael_gagnon View Post
              Hi everybody! Ive arrived on this forum ramdomly while browsing the web.

              I will tell you my story! Ive been christened 3 month after i was born. And now i'm 19 years old and I decided to apostatized in may 2012.

              I start to asking myself when i saw this website! Where your belief in god comes?

              It's not a negative question just to tell you. Thanks for your answer!
              Dear Spaz:

              Why do you hate Jesus?
              Bible boring? Nonsense!
              Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
              You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                • Faith_Machine
                  Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                  True Christian™
                  • Mar 2011
                  • 10049
                  #5
                  Re: Hi!

                  Originally posted by michael_gagnon View Post
                  I decided to apostatized in may 2012.
                  I have no idea what this means. Are you saying you became an apostate? I take it you were a Jehovah's Witness or some such? Congratulations on escaping from your cult!

                  Tell us, are you excited to get to know the real Jesus?
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                    • Pastor Isaac Peters
                      Senior Pastor
                      Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                      Always Biblically correct
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 10639
                      #6
                      Re: Hi!

                      Dear friend:

                      Show me where in the Bible it says to baptize babies. Our church practices believers' baptism because that is what the Bible teaches:

                      Acts 8:36-37: And as they went on [their] way, they came unto a certain water: and the eunuch said, See, [here is] water; what doth hinder me to be baptized? And Philip said, If thou believest with all thine heart, thou mayest. And he answered and said, I believe that Jesus Christ is the Son of God.
                      This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

                      Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance

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                        • James Hutchins
                          True Christian™
                          Just a Regular Nice Guy
                           
                          • Jun 2009
                          • 29453
                          #7
                          Re: Hi!

                          Originally posted by michael_gagnon View Post
                          Hi everybody! Ive arrived on this forum ramdomly while browsing the web.

                          I will tell you my story! Ive been christened 3 month after i was born. And now i'm 19 years old and I decided to apostatized in may 2012.

                          I start to asking myself when i saw this website! Where your belief in god comes?

                          It's not a negative question just to tell you. Thanks for your answer!
                          This is exactly why I keep the doors locked and bolted. Retards can walk right in. I heard on the news the other day about some scatter brained female walking in to some peoples house so they shot her in the head. Unfortunately, the female survived.
                          Why don't parents keep a leash on these babbling fools?
                          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                            • Zechariah Smyth
                              Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                              True Christian™
                              • Feb 2011
                              • 15251
                              #8
                              Re: Hi!

                              I worked with a guy named Gagnon once... I think he was from Belgium. Biggest queer you ever saw, and he smelled like poopy.



                              I hope you're not related to him.

                              Yours in Christ,

                              Z. Smyth
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                                • Mary Etheldreda
                                  Gushing for Jesus
                                   
                                  • Sep 2011
                                  • 23775
                                  #9
                                  Re: Hi!

                                  Originally posted by michael_gagnon View Post
                                  Hi everybody! Ive arrived on this forum ramdomly while browsing the web.
                                  Clearly the LORD led you here to learn how to know His Son!

                                  Originally posted by michael_gagnon View Post
                                  I will tell you my story! Ive been christened 3 month after i was born. And now i'm 19 years old and I decided to apostatized in may 2012.
                                  You've never known Jesus! You're in the right place now!

                                  Originally posted by michael_gagnon View Post
                                  I start to asking myself when i saw this website! Where your belief in god comes?
                                  The Word of God. (Romans 10:17)

                                  Originally posted by michael_gagnon View Post
                                  It's not a negative question just to tell you. Thanks for your answer!
                                  You sound like a polite young man. It would be a shame for you to be tortured in Hell for all eternity, so please do learn about Jesus so you too can enter Heaven and praise His Name for ever and ever.

                                  Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                                    • Brother Mark Loman
                                      Forum Member
                                      Forum Member
                                      • Oct 2012
                                      • 49
                                      #10
                                      Re: Hi!

                                      Michael,

                                      God led you here... Being blinded to the Truth as you so obviously are, I am not surprised one bit that you chalk it up to being "random."

                                      I despise that word, dripping with the sarcastic vile undertones of science. Nothing with God is random. Even our "freewill", the outcome of which has been known and pre-ordained long ago by God.

                                      Had you prayed and read the Bible, and been fortunate to have been chosen by God long ago, you'd have known this

                                      Barging into a private Christian forum making bold claims like you have just goes to show how truly misguided and delusional the lost sheep of the world really are.

                                      If I come off as hostile, know that it is directed by my knowledge and walking in the light of God. Trying to keep your sorry rump outta hell is my main concern. Now had I sugar coated my response, I imagine you would remain in your sinful ways. Being truthful, no matter how much that may hurt, is much more beneficial in the long run...

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