[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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The first thing I usually hear from Christians or people who are religious is: "Oh, your an athiest, so you practice athiesm? Doesn't that mean you dont believe in anything?"

Really? My first question would be, "Why is it so many atheists are too stupid to even spell 'atheist' correctly?"

See, you're what we call an "atheistard". You think yourself ever so much more intelligent than we, yet you can't even spell 'atheist' and don't know the difference between "your" and "you're".

My second would be, "Why would an atheist join a Christian church's discussion forum, unwelcome and uninvited?"

[James Hutchins]

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Hi

[Faith_Machine]

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Excellent point, brother North!

[Dr Laurence Niles]

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I'm just here to tell you that I think the bible and everything it represents is egregious unsound absurd asinine preposterous confused contradictory disjointed inchoate muddled fatuous irrational idiotic humorous false phony mistaken fallacious inadequate invalid deceptive unintelligible unbelievable unconvincing unscientific unreasonable incorrect implausible illogical silly irrelevant nutty and ultimately meaningless, if you can show me a reason to think otherwise, then I'll stop thinking that, I want to live my life the right way but I also care about truth, how do I know its true without finding out?

Tl;dr

Maybe you need to use commas; that might help.

[John North]

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I find it impudent that atheists constantly comes here and call for us to prove this and prove that, requiring us to use their deformed set of tools (logic, modern science etc).

And lazy are they as well. If they seriously wanted to know what we think about (for example) Deuteronomy 28, why not start by checking what’s already been written on this topic, here at this very site? According to Google we’re talking about 790 references but the number of unique threads is of course much less than that. It shouldn’t take that long to go through.

But oh no, every atheist coming here thinks that he is so unique; in the possession of clever questions that we’ve never been exposed to before.

[Redeemed Papist]

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How about I just ask you about some of your beliefs, what do you think about Deuteronomy: 28?

It's the infallible word of God.

[Didymus Much]

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Athiest...

Lern 2 spel it.

[Faith_Machine]

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The first thing I usually hear from Christians or people who are religious is: "Oh, your an athiest, so you practice athiesm? Doesn't that mean you dont believe in anything?"

I know you're lying, because we Christians place a high value on education and we would have therefore said, "Oh, you're an atheist..."


We wouldn't have typed "your" the way you're claiming we did.

Why don't you quit lying about Christians and start reading the Bible?

[Born Again Bob]

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Dear Sister,

It is shocking how the race of atheists has fallen into such intellectual disrepair.



Baruch Spinoza, hell-bound crypto-Godmocker though he might be, encapsulated much of the fundamental structure of the universe in just a few proofs.



Bertrand Russell, while a whinging commie, revolutionized mathematical logic in his Principia.



I sincerely doubt this one can tie his shoes without an orderly.

God has turned atheists even more directly into fools. For as the Bible says:
"The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. Corrupt are they, and have done abominable iniquity: there is none that doeth good." Psalm 53:1.

Yours in Him,
BAB

[Mary Etheldreda]

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How about I just ask you about some of your beliefs, what do you think about Deuteronomy: 28?

I think it is the Perfect Word of God and as such is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness (2 Timothy 3:16-17). Imagine, if you will, the LORD of Lords, wants YOU to be righteous, and so He gives you the perfect source, the Holy Bible! How can one not be inspired by that?

[Born Again Bob]

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Dear Friend,

shhhhh
1 Timothy 2:12

It would only be teaching if there was the faintest prospect of you learning.

This is more like talking to a rock, or someone brain-dead. In fact, it's exactly like that.

Hey, don't forget you were going to DAZZLE me with why I shouldn't believe Deuteronomy 28.



Yours in Him,
BAB

[Progress]

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shhhhh
1 Timothy 2:12

[Born Again Bob]

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Dear Friend,

How about I just ask you about some of your beliefs

A lot easier to knock other people down than to stand up for anything, isn't it?

what do you think about Deuteronomy: 28?

It's true. It's all true. And well-written.

Yours in His Increasing Inability To Respect Your Intellectual Honesty,
BAB

[Progress]

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How about I just ask you about some of your beliefs, what do you think about Deuteronomy: 28?

[Mary Etheldreda]

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I'm just here to tell you that I think...

So?