Lern 2 Spel

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Generally speaking, our home-schooled True Christians(tm) are intelligent and eloquent. They are able to write in coherent sentences, and know how to spell English words.

I suggest, friends, that we note the common misspellings of the public-school-educated God-mockers, atheists, LIEberals, and fluffy-bunny false Christians who come here.

I'll start:

"Athiest" would probably mean "the most athy", if it were a word. You're looking for "atheist". It's not a proper noun, so don't capitalize it unless it's the first word in a sentence or as part of a title.

"Your" is possessive. "Go read your Bible."
"You're" is a contraction of "you are" or "you were". "You're going to Hell if you don't come to Jesus and start reading your Bible!"

"Babtist" is not a word. You want "Baptist". It's a proper noun. It's conveniently part of the URL of this website, so I can't imagine you'd forged.


What other tricky words can we help the atheistards and 4chan gaysexuals with?

[Catherine Moore]

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A most Godly project, Reverand. Truly you are a most generous True Christian.

I'm not much of a speller myself but I know enough to read God's word and if I could add a couple I've seen that have annoyed me?

DEUTERONOMY is the fifth book of the Bible, ISAIAH the twenty-third.

To copy your point a little:

Their is possesive, they're is a contraction.

THEY'RE going to Hell if they don't read THEIR Bible.

Finally, God is correctly capitalised in English. Not doing doesn't make you look edgy and cool, it makes it look like you don't know how to capitalise words.

[Jedediah]

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"Rediculous" is not a word.

The actual word, "ridiculous" means worthy of ridicule. That's why the two words share so many letters in common. Further, if you misspell it as "rediculous," it is likely because that is how you say the word, and you are basing your spelling on phonetics - i.e., 'ree-dic-yoo-luss.' Rather than 'ree' on the first syllable, you should be saying 'rih.' So not only do you spell like a retard, you probably talk like one too.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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There is no such thing as "beastiality". It's not a word.

The word you want is "bestiality".

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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Finally, God is correctly capitalised in English. Not doing doesn't make you look edgy and cool, it makes it look like you don't know how to capitalise words.

Indeed. Moreover, if you "forget" to capitalize words referring to the Almighty, but you never forget to capitalize "I," you're not fooling anyone.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

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I get annoyed when people write alot.

YIC

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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I get annoyed when people write alot.

YIC

So do I!

[Nobar King]

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Ect. is not an abbreviation for 'et cetera'.

Ect. is short for ectoplasm.

[Roberta]

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Irregardless has always been a peeve. Likewise, it's vs. its.

Contemporarily speaking, I hate "viral" and "just sayin'". Lake Superior State University publishes a "banished words" list. See how many of your "favorites" made it.

[Integra-T]

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Ect. is not an abbreviation for 'et cetera'.

Ect. is short for ectoplasm.

Ghostbusters LOL

Seriously though. Christians shouldn't judge.

[Didymus Much]

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As this has been expanded into a grammar (NOT grammer) gripes thread, let me add "orientate".

[Roberta]

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As this has been expanded into a grammar (NOT grammer) gripes thread, let me add "orientate".

Another example of UT illiteracy.

The Oxford English Dictionary and the Merriam-Webster Dictionary list “orient” and “orientate” as verbs meaning the same thing. Which one you choose to use really just comes down to local preference.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

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Another example of UT illiteracy.

The Oxford English Dictionary and the Merriam-Webster Dictionary list “orient” and “orientate” as verbs meaning the same thing. Which one you choose to use really just comes down to local preference.

Often times it does boil down to preference: using a comma before 'and', for example.

That's why the Bible (KJV1611) is so good: there is no egregious preference dilemma.

YIC

[Redeemed Papist]

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Whent

I rest my case

[Noah Sole]

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Reverend not reverand