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I am here prostrate before this august congregation to feel the healing force of the Lord in all of its mainfestations. Let my apotheosis begin.. Ora Pro Nobis!!! 
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Re: Hello fellow heathens
I’m sensing bad Catholic vibes here.Originally posted by Carlos the banker View Post
And the name of you thread doesn’t improve on my first impression of you.Stop whining
(1 Thessalonians 5:18) - In every thing give thanks: for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus concerning you.
(1 Corinthians 10:10) - Neither murmur ye, as some of them also murmured, and were destroyed of the destroyer
(Psalm 106:25) - But murmured in their tents, And hearkened not unto the voice of the LORD
(Ephesians 4:29) - Let no corrupt communication proceed out of your mouth, but that which is good to the use of edifying, that it may minister grace unto the hearers -
Re: Hello fellow heathens
I have still not been cleansed of the stain of Papism.. I have come here for redemption. SHOW ME THE LIGHT!Originally posted by John North View PostRecovering Catholic.
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Help needed
Do any of you fine followers of the Lord have a passable copy of the Book of Armaments? I am intrigued by the teachings of Brother Maynard and seek his inspiration. I know only the truly fortunate have seen that sacred text, so my gilded and gem-encrusted Bible does not contain it. I beseech thee to show compassion on a poor sinner..Recovering Catholic.
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Re: Hello fellow heathens
Originally posted by Carlos the banker View Post
Now go get a bible (KJV 1611) and start reading. Try forgetting everything you’ve ever learnt about ring kissing, pope obeying, child molesting…Stop whining
(1 Thessalonians 5:18) - In every thing give thanks: for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus concerning you.
(1 Corinthians 10:10) - Neither murmur ye, as some of them also murmured, and were destroyed of the destroyer
(Psalm 106:25) - But murmured in their tents, And hearkened not unto the voice of the LORD
(Ephesians 4:29) - Let no corrupt communication proceed out of your mouth, but that which is good to the use of edifying, that it may minister grace unto the hearersComment
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Re: Hello fellow heathens
Thank you, Brother John.. I've already forgotten how many days there are in Lent..
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Re: Help needed
Please stop spamming this forum with your retarded posts.Originally posted by Carlos the banker View PostStop whining
(1 Thessalonians 5:18) - In every thing give thanks: for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus concerning you.
(1 Corinthians 10:10) - Neither murmur ye, as some of them also murmured, and were destroyed of the destroyer
(Psalm 106:25) - But murmured in their tents, And hearkened not unto the voice of the LORD
(Ephesians 4:29) - Let no corrupt communication proceed out of your mouth, but that which is good to the use of edifying, that it may minister grace unto the hearersComment
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Re: Help needed
I saw it in a movie.. it must be true..Recovering Catholic.
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Re: Hello fellow heathens
Banker? Are you a joo?
Yours in Christ,
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It's a sign..
Jesus' Custom Bible Selection for You: Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me. (John 14:6)
Attention, Catholics! Jesus is the only way to Heaven, so stop worshiping Mary.
I have cast my rosary beads into the flames of disdain. My final conversion has begun from my tortured, brainwashed Papist childhood.Recovering Catholic.
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Re: Hello fellow heathens
No worse, a poor sinner with the stain of Catholicism still upon him..Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View PostBanker? Are you a joo?
Yours in Christ,
Z. Smyth
Waiting for enlightenment and redemption..Recovering Catholic.
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Re: It's a sign..
Shout Glory!
Might as well go to the pantry and get rid of these, too:
Just so you aren't tempted to backslide to your ritual cannibalistic ways.
YiC,
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Re: It's a sign..
Your wisdom on this topic is exemplary. But aren't those leavened? In that case, doesn't that fit the usual Catholic loopholes about these things, or should I cast out ALL wafer-like products? My gluten-addled soul needs divination, brother.Recovering Catholic.
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Re: It's a sign..
I would also suggest avoiding red wine during your conversion to real Christianity. You transubstantiative vampiric urges will be strong for a time, and you can never be sure that some rogue priest is not blessing massive quantities of wine, trying to spread the insidious Catholic infection to unsuspecting believers.Professor of Creation Science and Flood Geology at Landover Baptist University
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Wherefore lay apart all filthiness and superfluity of naughtiness, and receive with meekness the engrafted word, which is able to save your souls. James 1:21Comment
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Another conundrum
How do rationalize my God-given duty to suppress the re-election of the Anti-Christ with the fact that a Papist and a Cultist are the alternative? What do I tell my less-washed bretheren? Or should I just rejoice that this "choice" is really the last true sign of the impending Rapture?Recovering Catholic.
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