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  • Carl the wop
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    • Oct 2012
    • 462

    #1

    Help needed

    I am here prostrate before this august congregation to feel the healing force of the Lord in all of its mainfestations. Let my apotheosis begin.. Ora Pro Nobis!!!
    Recovering Catholic.

    Helping restore the "bully" to the "bully pulpit"

    Aspiring to be God's Bouncer..
  • John North
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2012
    • 414

    #2
    Re: Hello fellow heathens

    Originally posted by Carlos the banker View Post
    Ora Pro Nobis!!!
    I’m sensing bad Catholic vibes here.

    And the name of you thread doesn’t improve on my first impression of you.
    Stop whining
    (1 Thessalonians 5:18) - In every thing give thanks: for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus concerning you.
    (1 Corinthians 10:10) - Neither murmur ye, as some of them also murmured, and were destroyed of the destroyer
    (Psalm 106:25) - But murmured in their tents, And hearkened not unto the voice of the LORD
    (Ephesians 4:29) - Let no corrupt communication proceed out of your mouth, but that which is good to the use of edifying, that it may minister grace unto the hearers

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    • Carl the wop
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      • Oct 2012
      • 462

      #3
      Re: Hello fellow heathens

      Originally posted by John North View Post
      I’m sensing bad Catholic vibes here.

      And the name of you thread doesn’t improve on my first impression of you.
      I have still not been cleansed of the stain of Papism.. I have come here for redemption. SHOW ME THE LIGHT!
      Recovering Catholic.

      Helping restore the "bully" to the "bully pulpit"

      Aspiring to be God's Bouncer..

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      • Carl the wop
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        Forum Member
        • Oct 2012
        • 462

        #4
        Help needed

        Do any of you fine followers of the Lord have a passable copy of the Book of Armaments? I am intrigued by the teachings of Brother Maynard and seek his inspiration. I know only the truly fortunate have seen that sacred text, so my gilded and gem-encrusted Bible does not contain it. I beseech thee to show compassion on a poor sinner..
        Recovering Catholic.

        Helping restore the "bully" to the "bully pulpit"

        Aspiring to be God's Bouncer..

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        • John North
          True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2012
          • 414

          #5
          Re: Hello fellow heathens

          Originally posted by Carlos the banker View Post
          I have still not been cleansed of the stain of Papism.. I have come here for redemption. SHOW ME THE LIGHT!



          Now go get a bible (KJV 1611) and start reading. Try forgetting everything you’ve ever learnt about ring kissing, pope obeying, child molesting…
          Stop whining
          (1 Thessalonians 5:18) - In every thing give thanks: for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus concerning you.
          (1 Corinthians 10:10) - Neither murmur ye, as some of them also murmured, and were destroyed of the destroyer
          (Psalm 106:25) - But murmured in their tents, And hearkened not unto the voice of the LORD
          (Ephesians 4:29) - Let no corrupt communication proceed out of your mouth, but that which is good to the use of edifying, that it may minister grace unto the hearers

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          • Carl the wop
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            • Oct 2012
            • 462

            #6
            Re: Hello fellow heathens

            Thank you, Brother John.. I've already forgotten how many days there are in Lent..
            Recovering Catholic.

            Helping restore the "bully" to the "bully pulpit"

            Aspiring to be God's Bouncer..

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            • John North
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2012
              • 414

              #7
              Re: Help needed

              Originally posted by Carlos the banker View Post
              Do any of you fine followers of the Lord have a passable copy of the Book of Armaments? I am intrigued by the teachings of Brother Maynard and seek his inspiration. I know only the truly fortunate have seen that sacred text, so my gilded and gem-encrusted Bible does not contain it. I beseech thee to show compassion on a poor sinner..
              Please stop spamming this forum with your retarded posts.
              Stop whining
              (1 Thessalonians 5:18) - In every thing give thanks: for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus concerning you.
              (1 Corinthians 10:10) - Neither murmur ye, as some of them also murmured, and were destroyed of the destroyer
              (Psalm 106:25) - But murmured in their tents, And hearkened not unto the voice of the LORD
              (Ephesians 4:29) - Let no corrupt communication proceed out of your mouth, but that which is good to the use of edifying, that it may minister grace unto the hearers

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              • Carl the wop
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                Forum Member
                • Oct 2012
                • 462

                #8
                Re: Help needed

                I saw it in a movie.. it must be true..
                Recovering Catholic.

                Helping restore the "bully" to the "bully pulpit"

                Aspiring to be God's Bouncer..

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                • Zechariah Smyth
                  Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                  True Christian™
                  • Feb 2011
                  • 15251

                  #9
                  Re: Hello fellow heathens

                  Banker? Are you a joo?



                  Yours in Christ,

                  Z. Smyth
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                  • Carl the wop
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                    • Oct 2012
                    • 462

                    #10
                    It's a sign..

                    Jesus' Custom Bible Selection for You: Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me. (John 14:6)

                    Attention, Catholics! Jesus is the only way to Heaven, so stop worshiping Mary.

                    I have cast my rosary beads into the flames of disdain. My final conversion has begun from my tortured, brainwashed Papist childhood.
                    Recovering Catholic.

                    Helping restore the "bully" to the "bully pulpit"

                    Aspiring to be God's Bouncer..

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                    • Carl the wop
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                      • Oct 2012
                      • 462

                      #11
                      Re: Hello fellow heathens

                      Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
                      Banker? Are you a joo?



                      Yours in Christ,

                      Z. Smyth
                      No worse, a poor sinner with the stain of Catholicism still upon him..

                      Waiting for enlightenment and redemption..
                      Recovering Catholic.

                      Helping restore the "bully" to the "bully pulpit"

                      Aspiring to be God's Bouncer..

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                      • Zechariah Smyth
                        Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                        True Christian™
                        • Feb 2011
                        • 15251

                        #12
                        Re: It's a sign..

                        Shout Glory!



                        Might as well go to the pantry and get rid of these, too:

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                        Just so you aren't tempted to backslide to your ritual cannibalistic ways.

                        YiC,

                        Zech
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                        • Carl the wop
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                          • Oct 2012
                          • 462

                          #13
                          Re: It's a sign..

                          Your wisdom on this topic is exemplary. But aren't those leavened? In that case, doesn't that fit the usual Catholic loopholes about these things, or should I cast out ALL wafer-like products? My gluten-addled soul needs divination, brother.
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                          Aspiring to be God's Bouncer..

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                          • Professor Bessemer
                            Professor of Creation Science at Landover University
                            Certified Ex-Gay Program Graduate
                            Darwin's Worst Nightmare
                            True Christian™
                            • May 2009
                            • 2952

                            #14
                            Re: It's a sign..

                            I would also suggest avoiding red wine during your conversion to real Christianity. You transubstantiative vampiric urges will be strong for a time, and you can never be sure that some rogue priest is not blessing massive quantities of wine, trying to spread the insidious Catholic infection to unsuspecting believers.
                            Professor of Creation Science and Flood Geology at Landover Baptist University


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                            Sodomites! Stop being gay TODAY!

                            Wherefore lay apart all filthiness and superfluity of naughtiness, and receive with meekness the engrafted word, which is able to save your souls. James 1:21

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                            • Carl the wop
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                              • Oct 2012
                              • 462

                              #15
                              Another conundrum

                              How do rationalize my God-given duty to suppress the re-election of the Anti-Christ with the fact that a Papist and a Cultist are the alternative? What do I tell my less-washed bretheren? Or should I just rejoice that this "choice" is really the last true sign of the impending Rapture?
                              Recovering Catholic.

                              Helping restore the "bully" to the "bully pulpit"

                              Aspiring to be God's Bouncer..

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