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Re: Hi Saints, $300 needed for Missionary Movement! Please Give!!!

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Re: Hi Saints, $300 needed for Missionary Movement! Please Give!!!

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[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Hi Saints, $300 needed for Missionary Movement! Please Give!!!

The Landover Baptist Department of Faith (DoF) has finally gotten a report back on this Nigerian church. It appears that the "Reverend" there is engaged in a few more things than saving souls for Jesus.

Wonderful, a free market entrepreneur!

But apparently, he's not interested in my congregation's money. We were so hoping to sponsor a couple more niglets this year.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Hi Saints, $300 needed for Missionary Movement! Please Give!!!

I'm tapped at the moment money-wise, but I can send you 4 Bibles and 7 cans of Febreeze.



YiC,

Zech

[Deaner]

Re: Hi Saints, $300 needed for Missionary Movement! Please Give!!!

The Landover Baptist Department of Faith (DoF) has finally gotten a report back on this Nigerian church. It appears that the "Reverend" there is engaged in a few more things than saving souls for Jesus.

Does he have morphine sulphate? I have an old football injury.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hi Saints, $300 needed for Missionary Movement! Please Give!!!

If you're not a nigger with a bone in your nose I will up my donation to $60,000 to be delivered by private jet no later than tomorrow evening. Match that Hutchings you cheapskate.

Could you please post a picture of yourself you Nigerian shrunken head eater?

$60K? Not sure I can do that.
But I'll toss in a few beaner babies with my $30K. Every beaner baby is a little different though they all do look a little like me. He could collect the whole set.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Hi Saints, $300 needed for Missionary Movement! Please Give!!!

Odd. He's been signed in for an hour or more, but hasn't said a word.

Mr. Jennings, are you not interested in a donation from Second Baptist? Is it not big enough for you?

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hi Saints, $300 needed for Missionary Movement! Please Give!!!

I do not get it.
He has been offered $90,300, 5 tons of codfish, 10,000 live octupi (probably smaller than a child's hand, you know what Deaners idea of an inch is), 4 Bibles (hopefully none of the pages are stuck together in Deuteronomy like that last batch, Zech) as well as 7 cans of Febreeze. All we need is $3,075 in processing fee funds (which I will personally mail a rebate check for) and transport for the Cod.
Why is it when decent Christians extend a hand we get spat upon?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Hi Saints, $300 needed for Missionary Movement! Please Give!!!

I do not get it.
He has been offered $90,300, 5 tons of codfish, 10,000 live octupi (probably smaller than a child's hand, you know what Deaners idea of an inch is), 4 Bibles (hopefully none of the pages are stuck together in Deuteronomy like that last batch, Zech) as well as 7 cans of Febreeze. All we need is $3,075 in processing fee funds (which I will personally mail a rebate check for) and transport for the Cod.
Why is it when decent Christians extend a hand we get spat upon?

I don't know, Brother.

Maybe he's overwhelmed by all the generosity? After all, he only asked for $300.

[John North]

Re: Hi Saints, $300 needed for Missionary Movement! Please Give!!!

I hope he will reply sometime soon. The stench odor fragrance here is overwhelming.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hi Saints, $300 needed for Missionary Movement! Please Give!!!

$60K? Not sure I can do that.
But I'll toss in a few beaner babies with my $30K. Every beaner baby is a little different though they all do look a little like me. He could collect the whole set.

Don't forget, these coons are cannibals. They'd make a stew out of any babies you sent over.

I'm just sayin'.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Hi Saints, $300 needed for Missionary Movement! Please Give!!!

I'm getting to be a bit offended here. We offer this man our generosity and he turns us a cold shoulder.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hi Saints, $300 needed for Missionary Movement! Please Give!!!

Perhaps he'd rather meet us in an alley while wearing a hood and holding a gun. That may be more natural to him. Certainly it cannot be the concept of a handout.

[Jenning]

Re: Hi Saints, $300 needed for Missionary Movement! Please Give!!!

Hello saints, I greet you in the name of the Lord Jesus.

Firstly, let me apologize for every asking for financial support to carry out our Ministry work.

I have received insulting words from some here, of which I am not guilty of, so I stand firm in God.

When I found this site on Google while searching for a Christian forum, I taught I found a better place to be online rather than Facebook, and some other social networks, but the way you treat me, talk to me, it seems as though am not part of the body of Christ.

You call me nigger because I am a Nigerian, I have not action to execute on that, Jesus is our judge! I have not come here to explain myself out that I am a true Christian, but have just come to make you know that I can see all the sort of hatred some Christians can possess.

Kindness, is a fruit of the Spirit. Saints, why are you unkind and unfair?

I want to ask you a question, if I was an unbeliever as you think, with the way you responded to me with mockeries, can you get me saved with that? Or have you forgotten that the aim of our Faith is the salvation of other souls?

For God did not send his son into the world to condemn the world, but that through him, the world might be saved. John3:17.

Well, I am still with you on the site, I daily check here to see if I will receive a word for my day.

Thank you, I still love the saints.

Blessed Day!

See me on Facebook with my name 'Evangelist Jenning' There my pics is. When I subscribe to a higher internet bundle later on, I will upload it here.

I am a Nigerian, I am not a cheat as you think. I am washed in his Blood. I don't need you to believe that, salvation is personal.

Bye.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Hi Saints, $300 needed for Missionary Movement! Please Give!!!

Hello saints, I greet you in the name of the Lord Jesus.
Bye.

Why did you ignore my generous offer on behalf of Second Baptist Church? Is our money not good enough for you?