[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Hi Saints, $300 needed for Missionary Movement! Please Give!!!

Gentlemen, if any of you can help a lady out, I would certainly appreciate it. I cannot comprehend how a man of God can spit on such a generous donation of $90,300, 5 tons of codfish, 10,000 live octupi, 4 Bibles, and 7 whole cans of Febreeze. Granted, I never went to college and don't know economics, but being a lady I am naturally a housewife and therefore know how to budget. This rejection, however, confuses me.

[Zechariah Smyth]

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Folks, I'm going to be honest with you: I have never seen a colored person pass up anything for free. Heck, the whole inner city economy revolves around when the government checks are delivered.

This is most unusual.

[Jenning]

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Rev. Rodimer,

I never rejected your financial offer to me, I am thinking I am been scorned and mocked. I don't want to be insulted because I respect the anointing upon my ife.

I taught I could share what my Ministry is doing here on a Christian forum like this, but what I get is shame and insult.

Nevertheless, if anyone truly wants to sponsor the work, he will not mind my location. Are you trying to say Ministers don't come out of Nigeria? I am from Nigeria and I can't hide it, I am a servant of the Lord Jesus Christ.

Why will someone ask me to pay a processing fee of $3,000 and $75 before I receive a favor from him? Don't you think that's mockery.

I still love everyone here in this place, I am excited to be in such a Forum strictly for Christians. Waow!

If you're willing to make any giving to me, please send it through the western union money transfer, and I have no processing fee, take away the processing fee from what you have to send, and send the rest, and the Lord will richly meet you at the point of your needs.

If payments cannot be done this way, then I am not complaining either.

God Bless You! All. I love you, I truly do.

GLORY!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Hi Saints, $300 needed for Missionary Movement! Please Give!!!

Why will someone ask me to pay a processing fee of $3,000 and $75 before I receive a favor from him? Don't you think that's mockery.

Not at all, my Brother in Christ.

But in order for us to send money, being non-profit corporations subject to American laws, a certain processing fee must be paid by the recipient. It's Federal law. Haven't you heard of the USA PATRIOT Act of 2001?

For example, for Second Baptist's $300, you must first pay a $75 processing fee. The Federal government then uses those funds (which we must demonstrate as coming from you) to pay for them to run a check on your organization to be sure it's not affiliated with any known Islamic terrorist organizations.

Once that's processed and approved, we can send you money.

I'm sorry, but that's the only legal way a Christian church in America can send money to your country.

I hope you're not asking us to break the law, friend. As you know, we are commanded by God to remain subject to the powers that He has placed above us; we are required by God to obey the laws of man.

[Faith_Machine]

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Evangelist Jenning, you look like a fine boy indeed:

http://www.facebook.com/evangelist.jenning?fref=ts

I'm still waiting to hear whether you can provide me with a receipt for my donation so I can include it when I itemize my taxes?

[James Hutchins]

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Rev. Rodimer,

I never rejected your financial offer to me, I am thinking I am been scorned and mocked. I don't want to be insulted because I respect the anointing upon my ife.

I taught I could share what my Ministry is doing here on a Christian forum like this, but what I get is shame and insult.

Nevertheless, if anyone truly wants to sponsor the work, he will not mind my location. Are you trying to say Ministers don't come out of Nigeria? I am from Nigeria and I can't hide it, I am a servant of the Lord Jesus Christ.

Why will someone ask me to pay a processing fee of $3,000 and $75 before I receive a favor from him? Don't you think that's mockery.

I still love everyone here in this place, I am excited to be in such a Forum strictly for Christians. Waow!

If you're willing to make any giving to me, please send it through the western union money transfer, and I have no processing fee, take away the processing fee from what you have to send, and send the rest, and the Lord will richly meet you at the point of your needs.

If payments cannot be done this way, then I am not complaining either.

God Bless You! All. I love you, I truly do.

GLORY!

Mr. Jennings, who do you expect to pay for the fees? They are modest compared to what you will end up with. Patience is a virtue. Are you not virtuous? Does not God expect to see a token of good faith? All the money is here, it cannot be released without the fees being paid.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Hi Saints, $300 needed for Missionary Movement! Please Give!!!

Mr. Jennings, who do you expect to pay for the fees? They are modest compared to what you will end up with. Patience is a virtue. Are you not virtuous? Does not God expect to see a token of good faith? All the money is here, it cannot be released without the fees being paid.

I'm somewhat offended by his words, Brother James. Aren't you?

Maybe we should seek out other, more grateful, Gospel partners in Nigeria.

[James Hutchins]

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I'm somewhat offended by his words, Brother James. Aren't you?

Maybe we should seek out other, more grateful, Gospel partners in Nigeria.

I have been quietly weeping all day, truth be told.

[Nobar King]

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I am not a saint so I guess you will not be needing my 300$.

[Born Again Bob]

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Dear Friend,

I never rejected your financial offer to me, I am thinking I am been scorned and mocked. I don't want to be insulted because I respect the anointing upon my life.

If you were a TRUE prophet of the Lord, you could send a she bear to tare us up. 2 Kings 2:23-25. When I see the she bear coming, I will get my checkbook out.

Yours in Him,
bab

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I'm curious about his theological position on the homers. I know most jigaboos hate them with a passion, but I feel I should ask this one.

[Happy Christian]

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I would caution all here NOT to send this man any money,fish, octopi, Bibles or deodorizing products.

I have been to Nigeria, briefly.

It is a most ungodly place. There are a surprising number of Arabs and a few Whites among the population. They refuse to speak American, instead jabbering on in their native tongue. They spend most of their time drinking coffee, cognac or wine, and endlessly smoking smelly cigarettes.

Their eating habits are even more strange and evil. They quite happily consume vile things like snails or frog's legs. The whites have obviously become degenerate by association, the men are mostly short dark unshaven types wearing berets, and the women have hairy armpits and some quite alarming moustaches.

Worst of all, in the middle of Nigeria they have a huge metal structure obviously symbolizing a massive African erection. Truly ungodly people!
I can't understand why their clean and industrious German neighbours don't invade them.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Hi Saints, $300 needed for Missionary Movement! Please Give!!!

I would caution all here NOT to send this man any money,fish, octopi, Bibles or deodorizing products.

I have been to Nigeria, briefly.

It is a most ungodly place. There are a surprising number of Arabs and a few Whites among the population. They refuse to speak American, instead jabbering on in their native tongue. They spend most of their time drinking coffee, cognac or wine, and endlessly smoking smelly cigarettes.

Their eating habits are even more strange and evil. They quite happily consume vile things like snails or frog's legs. The whites have obviously become degenerate by association, the men are mostly short dark unshaven types wearing berets, and the women have hairy armpits and some quite alarming moustaches.

Worst of all, in the middle of Nigeria they have a huge metal structure obviously symbolizing a massive African erection. Truly ungodly people!
I can't understand why their clean and industrious German neighbours don't invade them.

I think you've confused Nigeria with France.

[Happy Christian]

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I think you've confused Nigeria with France.

Absolutely not. We were touring Europe, the night before we were in Berlin, which is the capital of Europe. I asked someone how far we were from Africa, being concerned for the safety of our party. I was told Africa was the next country over. After an overnight bus trip we arrived in the capital, Nigeria. (Everyone knows Nigeria is the capital of Africa, and France is up around Canada somewhere.)

I repeat, do not shower this man with your gifts of cash and cod!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Absolutely not. We were touring Europe, the night before we were in Berlin, which is the capital of Europe. I asked someone how far we were from Africa, being concerned for the safety of our party. I was told Africa was the next country over. After an overnight bus trip we arrived in the capital, Nigeria. (Everyone knows Nigeria is the capital of Africa, and France is up around Canada somewhere.)

I see.