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  • Nathaniel Crump
    Unsaved trash, sheep lover
     
    • Jul 2012
    • 48

    #31
    Re: Honored to be a member. Looking for mentor

    Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
    Are you some kind of community organizer, census taker or communist? I don't have to answer your questions. I do what I can for Jesus and that is enough, because I Believe in Him. Why would you doubt my conviction?
    Because you have doubted mine. As men of Christ we must be without fear and full of faith. Thank you for serving Christ, Mr. King.

    I know the world is full of mudslime, perverts and parasites. Nothing fills me with more dread than the fate of perverts who lurk in their parents cellars, stinking of sweat, urine, and stale beer, subsisting on junk food, self fornicating, slowly gaining layer after layer of blubber onto their bodies of many a vile description and shunned by any member of the opposite sex.

    To avoid this fate I want a wife to impregnate, to be kept in the kitchen barefoot and pregnant through her childbearing years while I work to raise our children to serve God. This is my aspiration and I seek your sincere assistance.
    Daniel 9:14 |
    Therefore hath the LORD watched upon the evil, and brought it upon us: for the LORD our God is righteous in all his works which he doeth: for we obeyed not his voice.

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    • Rev. M. Rodimer
      Honorary True Christian™
      Forum Member
      • May 2008
      • 13996

      #32
      Re: Honored to be a member. Looking for mentor

      Originally posted by Nathaniel Crump View Post
      To avoid this fate I want a wife to impregnate, to be kept in the kitchen barefoot and pregnant through her childbearing years while I work to raise our children to serve God. This is my aspiration and I seek your sincere assistance.
      Why would you want your wife barefoot?

      Don't you realize she will complain endlessly about how cold the floors are, and you will have to listen to it? (That, or spend big bucks to keep the floor warm.)

      Give her some slippers, for crying out loud.
      Bible boring? Nonsense!
      Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
      You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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      • Nathaniel Crump
        Unsaved trash, sheep lover
         
        • Jul 2012
        • 48

        #33
        Re: Honored to be a member. Looking for mentor

        Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
        Why would you want your wife barefoot?

        Don't you realize she will complain endlessly about how cold the floors are, and you will have to listen to it? (That, or spend big bucks to keep the floor warm.)

        Give her some slippers, for crying out loud.
        1 Peter 3:7 - Likewise, ye husbands, dwell with [them] according to knowledge, giving honour unto the wife, as unto the weaker vessel, and as being heirs together of the grace of life; that your prayers be not hindered.

        A wife that complains to the extent of hindering my prayers is not a good wife, and a husband who has not disciplined his wife so that she be good is not a good husband.

        1 Corinthians 7:3 | Let the husband render unto the wife due benevolence: and likewise also the wife unto the husband.

        Ephesians 5:23 | For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body.

        1 Corinthians 7:34 | There is difference also between a wife and a virgin. The unmarried woman careth for the things of the Lord, that she may be holy both in body and in spirit: but she that is married careth for the things of the world, how she may please her husband.
        Daniel 9:14 |
        Therefore hath the LORD watched upon the evil, and brought it upon us: for the LORD our God is righteous in all his works which he doeth: for we obeyed not his voice.

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        • Zechariah Smyth
          Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
          True Christian™
          • Feb 2011
          • 15251

          #34
          Re: Honored to be a member. Looking for mentor

          Hi Nathaniel!

          It seems that you are cherry-picking certain verses of the Bible in order to argue instead of to praise Our Lord Jesus Christ.

          Why is that? Are you harboring an ulterior motive to which you alone are privy?

          Please share it with us!



          Yours in Christ,

          Z. Smyth
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          • Nathaniel Crump
            Unsaved trash, sheep lover
             
            • Jul 2012
            • 48

            #35
            Re: Honored to be a member. Looking for mentor

            Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
            Hi Nathaniel!

            It seems that you are cherry-picking certain verses of the Bible in order to argue instead of to praise Our Lord Jesus Christ.

            Why is that? Are you harboring an ulterior motive to which you alone are privy?

            Please share it with us!



            Yours in Christ,

            Z. Smyth
            Dear brother. I have shown these verses to answer the questions of others. My motive is salvation, yours and mine. There is no other motive worth pursuing.

            I understand your thoughts. There are many snakes among us who wish to corrupt us, even in the garden of Eden itself there was a snake. If Adam in the Garden succumbed to temptation, then what hope can there be for us, beset by mudslime, fornicators, perverts and parasites?

            Do not despair. Christ will save us, have no fear.
            Daniel 9:14 |
            Therefore hath the LORD watched upon the evil, and brought it upon us: for the LORD our God is righteous in all his works which he doeth: for we obeyed not his voice.

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            • Zechariah Smyth
              Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
              True Christian™
              • Feb 2011
              • 15251

              #36
              Re: Honored to be a member. Looking for mentor

              Originally posted by Nathaniel Crump View Post
              Dear brother. I have shown these verses to answer the questions of others. My motive is salvation, yours and mine. There is no other motive worth pursuing.

              I understand your thoughts. There are many snakes among us who wish to corrupt us, even in the garden of Eden itself there was a snake. If Adam in the Garden succumbed to temptation, then what hope can there be for us, beset by mudslime, fornicators, perverts and parasites?

              Do not despair. Christ will save us, have no fear.
              Whaaaaaaat???



              When was there a snake in Eden? Please support your outrageous claims using the KJV Bible.
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              • Nathaniel Crump
                Unsaved trash, sheep lover
                 
                • Jul 2012
                • 48

                #37
                Re: Honored to be a member. Looking for mentor

                Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
                Whaaaaaaat???



                When was there a snake in Eden? Please support your outrageous claims using the KJV Bible.
                I realize that you must be suffering in your thong infested region but do not toy with me or the Bible.

                Genesis 3:

                Now the serpent was more subtil than any beast of the field which the LORD God had made. And he said unto the woman, Yea, hath God said, Ye shall not eat of every tree of the garden?
                Daniel 9:14 |
                Therefore hath the LORD watched upon the evil, and brought it upon us: for the LORD our God is righteous in all his works which he doeth: for we obeyed not his voice.

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                • James Hutchins
                  True Christian™
                  Just a Regular Nice Guy
                   
                  • Jun 2009
                  • 29453

                  #38
                  Re: Honored to be a member. Looking for mentor

                  Originally posted by Nathaniel Crump View Post
                  Thank you for your kind words, Sir. You sound like the kind of man I would be proud and happy to have as a father in law. Do you by any chance have a virgin daughter of marriageable age for sale?

                  For pig and deer I use a rifle but an over under shotgun for birds Sir. I use a knife for gutting.
                  I am sure there is a unmarried female in the Hutchins house. I'll see what I can scrounge up. I really do not keep track of them as all I care about are my sons.
                  Gutting one of Gods creations, feeling His warmth flow over me, the still beating heart in my hand brings me closer to His Glory! :Yahoo:
                  Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                  Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                  Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                  Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                  Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                  Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                  • Rev. M. Rodimer
                    Honorary True Christian™
                    Forum Member
                    • May 2008
                    • 13996

                    #39
                    Re: Honored to be a member. Looking for mentor

                    Originally posted by Nathaniel Crump View Post
                    1 Peter 3:7 - Likewise, ye husbands, dwell with [them] according to knowledge, giving honour unto the wife, as unto the weaker vessel, and as being heirs together of the grace of life; that your prayers be not hindered.

                    A wife that complains to the extent of hindering my prayers is not a good wife, and a husband who has not disciplined his wife so that she be good is not a good husband.

                    1 Corinthians 7:3 | Let the husband render unto the wife due benevolence: and likewise also the wife unto the husband.

                    Ephesians 5:23 | For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body.

                    1 Corinthians 7:34 | There is difference also between a wife and a virgin. The unmarried woman careth for the things of the Lord, that she may be holy both in body and in spirit: but she that is married careth for the things of the world, how she may please her husband.
                    I don't see where any of these verses suggest it a wise or godly move to make your wife needlessly uncomfortable. Quite the opposite; how is it "rendering due benevolence" or "giving honor to the wife" to treat her thus?

                    Did you just search the Bible for the word "wife" and spit out whatever popped up?
                    Bible boring? Nonsense!
                    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                    • Nathaniel Crump
                      Unsaved trash, sheep lover
                       
                      • Jul 2012
                      • 48

                      #40
                      Re: Honored to be a member. Looking for mentor

                      Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                      I don't see where any of these verses suggest it a wise or godly move to make your wife needlessly uncomfortable. Quite the opposite; how is it "rendering due benevolence" or "giving honor to the wife" to treat her thus?

                      Did you just search the Bible for the word "wife" and spit out whatever popped up?
                      Thank you for your good advice. I will allow her to take on part time work to pay for under floor heating if she pleases me.
                      I know that you know better, but the bible is so peppered with the word "wife" that you would still be reading if I had spat out all of that...

                      To those that are offering women, I can only accept virgins between the ages of 15 and 20 who were raised to fear God. Pictures are welcome as are testimonies regarding her upbringing, her attitude and her skills, preferably from a pastor. A virginity certificate from her physician is also required.
                      Daniel 9:14 |
                      Therefore hath the LORD watched upon the evil, and brought it upon us: for the LORD our God is righteous in all his works which he doeth: for we obeyed not his voice.

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                      • Rev. M. Rodimer
                        Honorary True Christian™
                        Forum Member
                        • May 2008
                        • 13996

                        #41
                        Re: Honored to be a member. Looking for mentor

                        Originally posted by Nathaniel Crump View Post
                        Thank you for your good advice. I will allow her to take on part time work to pay for under floor heating if she pleases me.
                        I know that you know better, but the bible is so peppered with the word "wife" that you would still be reading if I had spat out all of that...

                        To those that are offering women, I can only accept virgins between the ages of 15 and 20 who were raised to fear God. Pictures are welcome as are testimonies regarding her upbringing, her attitude and her skills, preferably from a pastor. A virginity certificate from her physician is also required.
                        Friend, no True Christian(tm) is going to offer you his daughter to wife until (and unless) you are certified as a True Christian(tm) yourself by Landover's Pastors.

                        Patience, friend. Nobody is going to risk handing his daughter off to a sheep-shagger who will dress her up in wooly garments while he wears a dress in some sick Little Bo Peep cosplay fantasy.

                        Disgusting, the things non-Christians think up.
                        Bible boring? Nonsense!
                        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                        • Nathaniel Crump
                          Unsaved trash, sheep lover
                           
                          • Jul 2012
                          • 48

                          #42
                          Re: Honored to be a member. Looking for mentor

                          Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                          Friend, no True Christian™ is going to offer you his daughter to wife until (and unless) you are certified as a True Christian™ yourself by Landover's Pastors.

                          Patience, friend. Nobody is going to risk handing his daughter off to a sheep-shagger who will dress her up in wooly garments while he wears a dress in some sick Little Bo Peep cosplay fantasy.

                          Disgusting, the things non-Christians think up.
                          Thanks, I shall gird my loins with patience. I see from your awards that your an an x self fornicator. I am glad to see that you no longer self fornicate, but why did you do that in the first place and how many years did it take to break this habit?
                          Daniel 9:14 |
                          Therefore hath the LORD watched upon the evil, and brought it upon us: for the LORD our God is righteous in all his works which he doeth: for we obeyed not his voice.

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                          • Rev. M. Rodimer
                            Honorary True Christian™
                            Forum Member
                            • May 2008
                            • 13996

                            #43
                            Re: Honored to be a member. Looking for mentor

                            Originally posted by Nathaniel Crump View Post
                            Thanks, I shall gird my loins with patience. I see from your awards that your an an x self fornicator. I am glad to see that you no longer self fornicate, but why did you do that in the first place and how many years did it take to break this habit?
                            I have two awards because I have never masturbated.

                            The admins were concerned that if I had none, it would suggest I was a current masturbator.

                            I believe my Brother Faith Machine has been an ex-masturbator for a bit over a year now; he can probably lend you a hand with your little problem.
                            Bible boring? Nonsense!
                            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                            • Nathaniel Crump
                              Unsaved trash, sheep lover
                               
                              • Jul 2012
                              • 48

                              #44
                              Re: Honored to be a member. Looking for mentor

                              Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                              I have two awards because I have never masturbated.

                              The admins were concerned that if I had none, it would suggest I was a current masturbator.

                              I believe my Brother Faith Machine has been an ex-masturbator for a bit over a year now; he can probably lend you a hand with your little problem.
                              You are a saint, Reverend. Is there a way for me to discuss this with your brother privately?
                              Daniel 9:14 |
                              Therefore hath the LORD watched upon the evil, and brought it upon us: for the LORD our God is righteous in all his works which he doeth: for we obeyed not his voice.

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                              • Pastor Ezekiel
                                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                 
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 78556

                                #45
                                Re: Honored to be a member. Looking for mentor

                                Originally posted by Nathaniel Crump View Post
                                You are a saint, Reverend. Is there a way for me to discuss this with your brother privately?
                                He doesn't want to commit sodomy with you, punk.
                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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