[Nathaniel Crump]

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Are you some kind of community organizer, census taker or communist? I don't have to answer your questions. I do what I can for Jesus and that is enough, because I Believe in Him. Why would you doubt my conviction?

Because you have doubted mine. As men of Christ we must be without fear and full of faith. Thank you for serving Christ, Mr. King.

I know the world is full of mudslime, perverts and parasites. Nothing fills me with more dread than the fate of perverts who lurk in their parents cellars, stinking of sweat, urine, and stale beer, subsisting on junk food, self fornicating, slowly gaining layer after layer of blubber onto their bodies of many a vile description and shunned by any member of the opposite sex.

To avoid this fate I want a wife to impregnate, to be kept in the kitchen barefoot and pregnant through her childbearing years while I work to raise our children to serve God. This is my aspiration and I seek your sincere assistance.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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To avoid this fate I want a wife to impregnate, to be kept in the kitchen barefoot and pregnant through her childbearing years while I work to raise our children to serve God. This is my aspiration and I seek your sincere assistance.

Why would you want your wife barefoot?

Don't you realize she will complain endlessly about how cold the floors are, and you will have to listen to it? (That, or spend big bucks to keep the floor warm.)

Give her some slippers, for crying out loud.

[Nathaniel Crump]

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Why would you want your wife barefoot?

Don't you realize she will complain endlessly about how cold the floors are, and you will have to listen to it? (That, or spend big bucks to keep the floor warm.)

Give her some slippers, for crying out loud.

1 Peter 3:7 - Likewise, ye husbands, dwell with [them] according to knowledge, giving honour unto the wife, as unto the weaker vessel, and as being heirs together of the grace of life; that your prayers be not hindered.

A wife that complains to the extent of hindering my prayers is not a good wife, and a husband who has not disciplined his wife so that she be good is not a good husband.

1 Corinthians 7:3 | Let the husband render unto the wife due benevolence: and likewise also the wife unto the husband.

Ephesians 5:23 | For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body.

1 Corinthians 7:34 | There is difference also between a wife and a virgin. The unmarried woman careth for the things of the Lord, that she may be holy both in body and in spirit: but she that is married careth for the things of the world, how she may please her husband.

[Zechariah Smyth]

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Hi Nathaniel!

It seems that you are cherry-picking certain verses of the Bible in order to argue instead of to praise Our Lord Jesus Christ.

Why is that? Are you harboring an ulterior motive to which you alone are privy?

Please share it with us!



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Nathaniel Crump]

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Hi Nathaniel!

It seems that you are cherry-picking certain verses of the Bible in order to argue instead of to praise Our Lord Jesus Christ.

Why is that? Are you harboring an ulterior motive to which you alone are privy?

Please share it with us!



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

Dear brother. I have shown these verses to answer the questions of others. My motive is salvation, yours and mine. There is no other motive worth pursuing.

I understand your thoughts. There are many snakes among us who wish to corrupt us, even in the garden of Eden itself there was a snake. If Adam in the Garden succumbed to temptation, then what hope can there be for us, beset by mudslime, fornicators, perverts and parasites?

Do not despair. Christ will save us, have no fear.

[Zechariah Smyth]

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Dear brother. I have shown these verses to answer the questions of others. My motive is salvation, yours and mine. There is no other motive worth pursuing.

I understand your thoughts. There are many snakes among us who wish to corrupt us, even in the garden of Eden itself there was a snake. If Adam in the Garden succumbed to temptation, then what hope can there be for us, beset by mudslime, fornicators, perverts and parasites?

Do not despair. Christ will save us, have no fear.

Whaaaaaaat???



When was there a snake in Eden? Please support your outrageous claims using the KJV Bible.

[Nathaniel Crump]

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Whaaaaaaat???



When was there a snake in Eden? Please support your outrageous claims using the KJV Bible.

I realize that you must be suffering in your thong infested region but do not toy with me or the Bible.

Genesis 3:

Now the serpent was more subtil than any beast of the field which the LORD God had made. And he said unto the woman, Yea, hath God said, Ye shall not eat of every tree of the garden?

[James Hutchins]

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Thank you for your kind words, Sir. You sound like the kind of man I would be proud and happy to have as a father in law. Do you by any chance have a virgin daughter of marriageable age for sale?

For pig and deer I use a rifle but an over under shotgun for birds Sir. I use a knife for gutting.

I am sure there is a unmarried female in the Hutchins house. I'll see what I can scrounge up. I really do not keep track of them as all I care about are my sons.
Gutting one of Gods creations, feeling His warmth flow over me, the still beating heart in my hand brings me closer to His Glory! :Yahoo:

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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1 Peter 3:7 - Likewise, ye husbands, dwell with [them] according to knowledge, giving honour unto the wife, as unto the weaker vessel, and as being heirs together of the grace of life; that your prayers be not hindered.

A wife that complains to the extent of hindering my prayers is not a good wife, and a husband who has not disciplined his wife so that she be good is not a good husband.

1 Corinthians 7:3 | Let the husband render unto the wife due benevolence: and likewise also the wife unto the husband.

Ephesians 5:23 | For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body.

1 Corinthians 7:34 | There is difference also between a wife and a virgin. The unmarried woman careth for the things of the Lord, that she may be holy both in body and in spirit: but she that is married careth for the things of the world, how she may please her husband.

I don't see where any of these verses suggest it a wise or godly move to make your wife needlessly uncomfortable. Quite the opposite; how is it "rendering due benevolence" or "giving honor to the wife" to treat her thus?

Did you just search the Bible for the word "wife" and spit out whatever popped up?

[Nathaniel Crump]

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I don't see where any of these verses suggest it a wise or godly move to make your wife needlessly uncomfortable. Quite the opposite; how is it "rendering due benevolence" or "giving honor to the wife" to treat her thus?

Did you just search the Bible for the word "wife" and spit out whatever popped up?

Thank you for your good advice. I will allow her to take on part time work to pay for under floor heating if she pleases me.
I know that you know better, but the bible is so peppered with the word "wife" that you would still be reading if I had spat out all of that...

To those that are offering women, I can only accept virgins between the ages of 15 and 20 who were raised to fear God. Pictures are welcome as are testimonies regarding her upbringing, her attitude and her skills, preferably from a pastor. A virginity certificate from her physician is also required.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Thank you for your good advice. I will allow her to take on part time work to pay for under floor heating if she pleases me.
I know that you know better, but the bible is so peppered with the word "wife" that you would still be reading if I had spat out all of that...

To those that are offering women, I can only accept virgins between the ages of 15 and 20 who were raised to fear God. Pictures are welcome as are testimonies regarding her upbringing, her attitude and her skills, preferably from a pastor. A virginity certificate from her physician is also required.

Friend, no True Christian(tm) is going to offer you his daughter to wife until (and unless) you are certified as a True Christian(tm) yourself by Landover's Pastors.

Patience, friend. Nobody is going to risk handing his daughter off to a sheep-shagger who will dress her up in wooly garments while he wears a dress in some sick Little Bo Peep cosplay fantasy.

Disgusting, the things non-Christians think up.

[Nathaniel Crump]

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Friend, no True Christian™ is going to offer you his daughter to wife until (and unless) you are certified as a True Christian™ yourself by Landover's Pastors.

Patience, friend. Nobody is going to risk handing his daughter off to a sheep-shagger who will dress her up in wooly garments while he wears a dress in some sick Little Bo Peep cosplay fantasy.

Disgusting, the things non-Christians think up.

Thanks, I shall gird my loins with patience. I see from your awards that your an an x self fornicator. I am glad to see that you no longer self fornicate, but why did you do that in the first place and how many years did it take to break this habit?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Thanks, I shall gird my loins with patience. I see from your awards that your an an x self fornicator. I am glad to see that you no longer self fornicate, but why did you do that in the first place and how many years did it take to break this habit?

I have two awards because I have never masturbated.

The admins were concerned that if I had none, it would suggest I was a current masturbator.

I believe my Brother Faith Machine has been an ex-masturbator for a bit over a year now; he can probably lend you a hand with your little problem.

[Nathaniel Crump]

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I have two awards because I have never masturbated.

The admins were concerned that if I had none, it would suggest I was a current masturbator.

I believe my Brother Faith Machine has been an ex-masturbator for a bit over a year now; he can probably lend you a hand with your little problem.

You are a saint, Reverend. Is there a way for me to discuss this with your brother privately?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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You are a saint, Reverend. Is there a way for me to discuss this with your brother privately?

He doesn't want to commit sodomy with you, punk.