[Nobar King]

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The only people I ever saw with wool in their eyes are sheep fornicators, Mr. King. I hope you are not one of them.

That was quick. You thought that a dozen dear sirs would disguise your hatred of True Christianity but your intent and your message is clear. Don't bother referring to me at all if you are going to be making perverted sexual insinuations about me. I'm all man, and I'm no sheep piffler.

[Nathaniel Crump]

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I don't believe it. I think you're probably a minecraft troll who sits in your mother's basement eating cheetos and thinking that a bunch of Christians are going to fall for your baloney because you think we're too stupid to know the difference between polite and someone who's trying to pull the wool over my eyes.

Don't call me sir. I'm an American, not a stinking Brit or an ex-con. You can refer to me as Mr. King. That's good enough for me.

The only people I ever saw with wool in their eyes are sheep fornicators, Mr. King. I hope you are not one of them.

Matthew 14:3

And immediately Jesus stretched out His hand and caught him, and said to him, “O you of little faith, why did you doubt?”

[Nobar King]

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I am showing respect for my elders Sir.

I don't believe it. I think you're probably a minecraft troll who sits in your mother's basement eating cheetos and thinking that a bunch of Christians are going to fall for your baloney because you think we're too stupid to know the difference between polite and someone who's trying to pull the wool over my eyes.

Don't call me sir. I'm an American, not a stinking Brit or an ex-con. You can refer to me as Mr. King. That's good enough for me.

[Nathaniel Crump]

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What's up with all of the 'sir' baloney? Are you in the military or are you an abo?

I am showing respect for my elders Sir.

1 Timothy 5:1 - Rebuke not an elder, but intreat [him] as a father; [and] the younger men as brethren;

Proverbs 20:29 - The glory of young men [is] their strength: and the beauty of old men [is] the gray head.

[Nobar King]

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What's up with all of the 'sir' baloney? Are you in the military or are you an abo?

[Nathaniel Crump]

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You seem to be made of 'the right stuff', even if you are a descendant of a criminal.

Tell me Nate, when hunting, do you use a gun, bow, knife or bare hand it?

Thank you for your kind words, Sir. You sound like the kind of man I would be proud and happy to have as a father in law. Do you by any chance have a virgin daughter of marriageable age for sale?

For pig and deer I use a rifle but an over under shotgun for birds Sir. I use a knife for gutting.

[James Hutchins]

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You seem to be made of 'the right stuff', even if you are a descendant of a criminal.

Tell me Nate, when hunting, do you use a gun, bow, knife or bare hand it?

[Nathaniel Crump]

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Oh dear. Is that why God sent that earthquake some time ago? Have the women there learned anything from that?

Indeed. We have also learned that buildings built by a false engineer will crumble as will the soul of he who worships a false God.

Amen

[Nathaniel Crump]

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That's not really answering the question, now is it? In the few weeks before I was Saved, I laid with several unattractive women. What would prevent you from laying with unattractive sheep?

I must than all you have responded to my introduction with with Christian kindness and compassion. Ye are truly saved.

I am sorry to hear of your misadventures, Reverend. I hope these whores are now rotting in jail for the rape they have committed against you. I can think of no more hideous crime than an unattractive woman forcing herself upon a Godly man. I hope your country has strict laws and judiciary to deal with them. I do not congregate with sheep so I am safe from them.

[MitzaLizalor]

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Oh dear. Is that why God sent that earthquake some time ago? Have the women there learned anything from that?

Yes. They've migrated to Australia.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Thank you Sir. I appreciate your thoughts and assistance. Fortunately I am not an Abo so the conservative electorate might might permit me to mix with a woman of my own race. All I really want is a strictly raised young woman who knows her place and role in life.
The NZ female is easy to tell from a Wallaby. She is bigger, louder and much more aggressive.

Oh dear. Is that why God sent that earthquake some time ago? Have the women there learned anything from that?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Yes, we have lots of churches here and I have never met any attractive sheep.

That's not really answering the question, now is it? In the few weeks before I was Saved, I laid with several unattractive women. What would prevent you from laying with unattractive sheep?

[Nathaniel Crump]

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How many sheep have you lain with? I've heard that's a national requirement out there.

You still haven't shared anything about your church. Do they have churches in New Zealand?

Yes, we have lots of churches here and I have never met any attractive sheep.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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Fortunately I am not an Abo

Yes, that is quite fortunate. I'm sure you have some Hellbound bastard mongrel brothers and sisters, with all the rape that goes on in a mixed race society like that. Boy am I thankful to live in Freehold, Iowa.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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How many sheep have you lain with? I've heard that's a national requirement out there.

You still haven't shared anything about your church. Do they have churches in New Zealand?