Honored to be a member. Looking for mentor

[Nathaniel Crump]

Dear Sirs. I am honored to be a member of this exalted forum. I am a young man and not yet married. The main reason I post here is that I am looking for a mentor who can help me with issues that young unmarried men face. I know that 22 is old to be unmarried but my circumstances make getting married difficult until I am older. If you are interested, please send me a message.

Mark 2:5-11: "When Jesus saw their faith, he said unto the sick of the palsy, Son, thy sins be forgiven thee. But there were certain of the scribes sitting there, and reasoning in their hearts, Why doth this man thus speak blasphemies? who can forgive sins but God only? And immediately when Jesus perceived in his spirit that they so reasoned within themselves, he said unto them, Why reason ye these things in your hearts? Whether is it easier to say to the sick of the palsy, Thy sins be forgiven thee; or to say, Arise, and take up thy bed, and walk? But that ye may know that the Son of man hath power on earth to forgive sins, (he saith to the sick of the palsy,) I say unto thee, Arise, and take up thy bed, and go thy way into thine house."

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Honored to be a member. Looking for mentor

Dear Sirs. I am honored to be a member of this exalted forum. I am a young man and not yet married. The main reason I post here is that I am looking for a mentor who can help me with issues that young unmarried men face. I know that 22 is old to be unmarried but my circumstances make getting married difficult until I am older. If you are interested, please send me a message.

Mark 2:5-11: "When Jesus saw their faith, he said unto the sick of the palsy, Son, thy sins be forgiven thee. But there were certain of the scribes sitting there, and reasoning in their hearts, Why doth this man thus speak blasphemies? who can forgive sins but God only? And immediately when Jesus perceived in his spirit that they so reasoned within themselves, he said unto them, Why reason ye these things in your hearts? Whether is it easier to say to the sick of the palsy, Thy sins be forgiven thee; or to say, Arise, and take up thy bed, and walk? But that ye may know that the Son of man hath power on earth to forgive sins, (he saith to the sick of the palsy,) I say unto thee, Arise, and take up thy bed, and go thy way into thine house."

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[Nathaniel Crump]

Re: Honored to be a member. Looking for mentor

Thank you Sir, I appreciate your kindness. I walk with Jesus because there is no other place to walk. Jesus is everywhere.

I have been raised to respect and obey my elders. You have nothing to worry about, and I am not interested in debating facts Sir.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Honored to be a member. Looking for mentor

22 and not married? Good grief, are you a Methodist?



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Nathaniel Crump]

Re: Honored to be a member. Looking for mentor

Sorry Sir, I work hard at my studies and I am shy around women so I have not even done much dating.

[James Hutchins]

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Sorry Sir, I work hard at my studies and I am shy around women so I have not even done much dating.

Did you lose your genitals in a farming incident? I can think of no other reason (unless you are a flaming homosexualizer) to be afraid of a mere empty headed female.
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[Nathaniel Crump]

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Thank you, James for your kind post. I have never done any farm work and I have been able to keep my body intact. I am not afraid of women but girls I have dated usually tell me I am too nice and they prefer bad boys.... I don't understand why they prefer bad boys, but maybe I need to understand things like that before I find a wife. Sometimes I just wish my parents would find one for me but I realize that is not fashionable these days.

I have always respected women and the sanctity of their body. Maybe modern women and girls are not interested in men who refuse to do anything more than holding hands before marriage and insist on proper clothing and behavior. I am feeling more and more frustrated about all this.

Thank you for making me feel cared about and welcome Sir.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Honored to be a member. Looking for mentor

No girl that goes to Church wants a 'bad boy'. Females from Church want to quietly serve their husband and produce children. Where are you looking for a wife, the gutter?

[Nathaniel Crump]

Re: Honored to be a member. Looking for mentor

No Sir, but I wonder where to find a suitable wife. I am not from the United States, my home is in New Zealand. Would finding an obedient, respectful and chaste wife be easier in the USA Sir?

[James Hutchins]

Re: Honored to be a member. Looking for mentor

No Sir, but I wonder where to find a suitable wife. I am not from the United States, my home is in New Zealand. Would finding an obedient, respectful and chaste wife be easier in the USA Sir?

Of course. From what I have heard, all females from NZ are whores.

[Nathaniel Crump]

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I think you may be right Sir. I am just not sure what to do in this situation.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Honored to be a member. Looking for mentor

I think you may be right Sir. I am just not sure what to do in this situation.

It is quite a conundrum, I admit. For you to move to the United States and mix your mongrelized abo seed with proper white women without the permission of the conservative electorate would be vastly inappropriate. I think you should discuss this with a Baptist Pastor prior to making any arrangements. American women aren't like those mail order gooks that you have over there.

I understand it is difficult to tell a New Zealand female from a wallaby female. Is that correct, sir?

[Nathaniel Crump]

Re: Honored to be a member. Looking for mentor

It is quite a conundrum, I admit. For you to move to the United States and mix your mongrelized abo seed with proper white women without the permission of the conservative electorate would be vastly inappropriate. I think you should discuss this with a Baptist Pastor prior to making any arrangements. American women aren't like those mail order gooks that you have over there.

I understand it is difficult to tell a New Zealand female from a wallaby female. Is that correct, sir?

Thank you Sir. I appreciate your thoughts and assistance. Fortunately I am not an Abo so the conservative electorate might might permit me to mix with a woman of my own race. All I really want is a strictly raised young woman who knows her place and role in life.
The NZ female is easy to tell from a Wallaby. She is bigger, louder and much more aggressive.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Honored to be a member. Looking for mentor

How many sheep have you lain with? I've heard that's a national requirement out there.

You still haven't shared anything about your church. Do they have churches in New Zealand?

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Honored to be a member. Looking for mentor

Fortunately I am not an Abo

Yes, that is quite fortunate. I'm sure you have some Hellbound bastard mongrel brothers and sisters, with all the rape that goes on in a mixed race society like that. Boy am I thankful to live in Freehold, Iowa.