[Irinka the repentant jewess]

Re: Hello from Cathy

Wow, street evangelism sounds fun! We don't have anything like that where I live. It's a fairly small community. I've heard of some churches putting on a "Hell House" for Halloween. Kids get to walk through what looks like a regular Spooky House, but instead they see actors acting out little plays that show just how fragile life is and how quickly you could be facing either Jesus or Satan. I encourage my students at school to always think ahead like that, to recognize that in the snap of a finger, their life on this earth could be over. They should always be thinking and preparing. It's not street evangelism, but I do what I can.

Sounds like you do a fine job for His glory. Sowing those seeds into the little ones' hearts is the best job anyone can hope for. Often it is the children who are the best at choosing to follow Jesus. "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven." (Matthew 19:14)

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Wow, street evangelism sounds fun! We don't have anything like that where I live. It's a fairly small community. I've heard of some churches putting on a "Hell House" for Halloween. Kids get to walk through what looks like a regular Spooky House, but instead they see actors acting out little plays that show just how fragile life is and how quickly you could be facing either Jesus or Satan. I encourage my students at school to always think ahead like that, to recognize that in the snap of a finger, their life on this earth could be over. They should always be thinking and preparing. It's not street evangelism, but I do what I can.

Hell Houses are great fun! My congregation had one for four years in a row, and it was really popular. But then the "LGBT Community Center" in Indianapolis sued us for "hate speech" for showing what happens to homosexuals (AIDS; death in a hospital, rejected by all friends and family; eternal damnation).

Planned Parenthood said they were ready to jump on us too, because we showed a God-mocking whore having an abortion and then facing God, who held up the dead baby, which asked her why she murdered it, when it'd done nothing to her . . . and told her that because it was never able to accept Jesus, it would be joining her in eternal torment. Then God cast them both into Hell! Oh, how the children screamed! We got dozens of new converts each year.

But the legal fees from all the frivolous lawsuits were too much for us to handle, especially after the Council on American-Islamic Relations got wind of our 9/11 Pilots-72 virgins exhibit. So no more Hell House for Second Baptist.

And people don't think religious liberty is under attack?

[Cathy B.]

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And people don't think religious liberty is under attack?

I agree that religious liberty is very much under attack. It's clear these are the Days of Noah, the days leading up to Judgement.

[Nobar King]

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I agree that religious liberty is very much under attack. It's clear these are the Days of Noah, the days leading up to Judgement.

Amen.

[Irinka the repentant jewess]

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Amen.

Powerful.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Dear Cathy;

Welcome to God's favorite forum. You seem like a good Christian lady. What's your best pie? I'll bet you like to do Bible Word Search books, am I right?

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel

[Cathy B.]

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Dear Cathy;

Welcome to God's favorite forum. You seem like a good Christian lady.

Thank you Pastor! This seems like a very lovely and community oriented kind of forum. I think I'm going to like it here as everyone has been so kind and helpful!

What's your best pie? I'll bet you like to do Bible Word Search books, am I right?

I do like to do Bible Word Searches, but I confess, my real passion is collecting art on plates. Here is my favorite:

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel

Thank you, I will keep this all in mind.

[Faith_Machine]

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Welcome, Cathy! I see that you've already been promoted to the status of Forum Member just a day after making your introductory post. That almost never happens, so I hope you understand how much favor the Lord is surely bestowing upon you!

One statement you made did strike me as being, perhaps, in need of clarification:

My mother has gone to be with Jesus almost 20 years now, and my father went to be with her 4 years ago this December.

I'm sure both your parents are in Heaven with God right now, but if I were you, I wouldn't be so sure they were still married...

Matthew 22:30

30 For in the resurrection they neither marry, nor are given in marriage, but are as the angels of God in heaven.

[Jack_S.]

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Neither does being an obnoxious jackass to a sweet young lady who loves Jesus.

You know what Rev, you can go fuck your self, yep. I'm sick of your attacks. You don't know where I've truly been to please my JESUS. You've no clue of how many times I've bendover backwards for Christ baby JESUS to get me to the state that I am at and all you did is to make fun of me by putting a pic of a worn out abo on my account...

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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You know what Rev, you can go piffle your self, yep. I'm sick of your attacks. You don't know where I've truly been to please my JESUS. You've no clue of how many times I've bendover backwards for Christ baby JESUS to get me to the state that I am at and all you did is to make fun of me by putting a pic of a worn out abo on my account...

Sorry, Jack_asS, I'm not an admin here and am unable to put pictures on people's accounts.

But I'm sad to see you have chosen to ignore the Bible and turn your back on Jesus' Love.

Enjoy Hell.

Cathy, that's a lovely plate! Widow Helen has one of these in her dining room:

[James Hutchins]

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Forgive me for saying so but I do so covet widow Helen's wallpaper.

[Cathy B.]

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Welcome, Cathy! I see that you've already been promoted to the status of Forum Member just a day after making your introductory post. That almost never happens, so I hope you understand how much favor the Lord is surely bestowing upon you!

Thank you, Faith_Machine! This forum has been a most welcoming forum for a newbie like me. I am enjoying meeting you all very much!

One statement you made did strike me as being, perhaps, in need of clarification:



I'm sure both your parents are in Heaven with God right now, but if I were you, I wouldn't be so sure they were still married...

I don't expect they're married, but I like to think they are together praising Jesus anyway. My mother loved my father very much and after she was gone, it just wasn't the same for him to have me cook and clean for him.

Revelation 5:13 - And every creature which is in heaven, and on the earth, and under the earth, and such as are in the sea, and all that are in them, heard I saying, Blessing, and honour, and glory, and power, be unto him that sitteth upon the throne, and unto the Lamb for ever and ever.

[Cathy B.]

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Cathy, that's a lovely plate! Widow Helen has one of these in her dining room:

Oh that is just beautiful! The calligraphy really compliments the floral arrangement in the middle!

Did she paint those portraits of Jesus herself? My, she is so talented! The most I can do is Paint By Numbers, but it is fun. Here is my latest:

[Didymus Much]

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...The most I can do is Paint By Numbers, but it is fun. Here is my latest:...

Uh, Cathy, were there any warnings on the box about using those paints only in well-ventilated conditions?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Forgive me for saying so but I do so covet widow Helen's wallpaper.

Did she paint those portraits of Jesus herself? My, she is so talented! The most I can do is Paint By Numbers, but it is fun. Here is my latest:

There's nothing wrong with starting with Paint By Numbers. It's a great way to learn!

Widow Helen painted a mural that went all the way around her dining room, showing the Many Faces of Jesus. Baby Jesus, Crucified Jesus, Bound and Flogged Jesus, Rude to Non-Jews Jesus, Flogger of People Doing Their Jobs Jesus, Insulter of Pharisees Jesus, Condescending to Stupid Disciples Jesus, and of course, Arisen in Glory Jesus.

Unfortunately, it was lost in the fire.