Hello.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello.

Dear Godmocking Whore;

Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and spreading your legs for anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.

Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel

[Brother Jared]

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Oh no. One more hellbound godmocker who thinks he's smarter than us.

Don't you think we've heard your lies before?

There is plenty of evidence that God exists. Try looking at the Holy Bible for instance (!!!):

"But there is a God in heaven that revealeth secrets, and maketh known to the king Nebuchadnezzar what shall be in the latter days. Thy dream, and the visions of thy head upon thy bed, are these" (Daniel 2:28)

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Hello.

Halloween is satans birthday? Riiiiight....
Considering halloween is nothing more than popular culture that was developed in America, that seems a little strange, doesn't it? Of course, that's kinda logical considering you are all batshit crazy.

Of course it's not. It's a pagan holiday. Read this comic. (I'll paste a few key frames here for you.)



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Much more at the link!

Just for the record, witches and sorcerers don't exist and never have existed.

Please Google "wicca". Tell me again that nobody practices witchcraft.

To top it off, Jesus doesn't exist. Neither does your piffleing god, or satan or any other of these mystical figures that aristocrats made up thousands of years ago to scare the peasants.

Prove it. What is your evidence?

[satanmcpants]

Hello everyone, I'm just popping in to notify you that you are all batshit crazy. Infact, you should all be killed. If it was up to me, I would burn you all for being dam right fucking loonies. I mean, seriously? Your that crazy?

Halloween is satans birthday? Riiiiight....
Considering halloween is nothing more than popular culture that was developed in America, that seems a little strange, doesn't it? Of course, that's kinda logical considering you are all batshit crazy.

Just for the record, witches and sorcerers don't exist and never have existed.

Backing up my point, you people sell your fucking children?
Seriously? What? You sell your children! What wonderful parents you are, I'm sure the government would agree. You people seriously need to go out more.

To top it off, Jesus doesn't exist. Neither does your fucking god, or satan or any other of these mystical figures that aristocrats made up thousands of years ago to scare the peasants.

Oh, by the way. I'm not the anti-christ, I'm sensible.