Hello.

[satanmcpants]

Hello everyone, I'm just popping in to notify you that you are all batshit crazy. Infact, you should all be killed. If it was up to me, I would burn you all for being dam right fucking loonies. I mean, seriously? Your that crazy?

Halloween is satans birthday? Riiiiight....
Considering halloween is nothing more than popular culture that was developed in America, that seems a little strange, doesn't it? Of course, that's kinda logical considering you are all batshit crazy.

Just for the record, witches and sorcerers don't exist and never have existed.

Backing up my point, you people sell your fucking children?
Seriously? What? You sell your children! What wonderful parents you are, I'm sure the government would agree. You people seriously need to go out more.

To top it off, Jesus doesn't exist. Neither does your fucking god, or satan or any other of these mystical figures that aristocrats made up thousands of years ago to scare the peasants.

Oh, by the way. I'm not the anti-christ, I'm sensible.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Hello.

Halloween is satans birthday? Riiiiight....
Considering halloween is nothing more than popular culture that was developed in America, that seems a little strange, doesn't it? Of course, that's kinda logical considering you are all batshit crazy.

Of course it's not. It's a pagan holiday. Read this comic. (I'll paste a few key frames here for you.)



<skipping a bunch of frames>











Much more at the link!

Just for the record, witches and sorcerers don't exist and never have existed.

Please Google "wicca". Tell me again that nobody practices witchcraft.

To top it off, Jesus doesn't exist. Neither does your piffleing god, or satan or any other of these mystical figures that aristocrats made up thousands of years ago to scare the peasants.

Prove it. What is your evidence?

[Brother Jared]

Re: Hello.

Oh no. One more hellbound godmocker who thinks he's smarter than us.

Don't you think we've heard your lies before?

There is plenty of evidence that God exists. Try looking at the Holy Bible for instance (!!!):

"But there is a God in heaven that revealeth secrets, and maketh known to the king Nebuchadnezzar what shall be in the latter days. Thy dream, and the visions of thy head upon thy bed, are these" (Daniel 2:28)

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Dear Godmocking Whore;

Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and spreading your legs for anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.

Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel

[Whirlwind]

Re: Hello.

Oh no. One more hellbound godmocker who thinks he's smarter than us.

The hilarity and the disrespect this kind of behavior shows me is unlivable. I'm a sucessful caucasion male from Oregon with a very religious family including a minister Uncle for over 30 years. I've felt doubt, I've felt wonder.... Then I saw this site. Then I saw BULLSHIT!!!
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[Zechariah Smyth]

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Hello there! If you are new to the world of Internet forums, don't worry! All you need to do is find the Introduction Forum and create a thread there telling us all about yourself.

We want to get to know you!



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Redeemed Papist]

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Whoops! Rather messed the quote up there, sonny...

Anyway, why are you here? What's your problem with the love of Jesus? Why do you want to burn in Hell?

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Hello.

Hello everyone, I'm just popping in to notify you that you are all batshit crazy. Infact, you should all be killed. If it was up to me, I would burn you all for being dam right piffleing loonies. I mean, seriously? Your that crazy?

Here we see the tolerance and love of diversity on which the God-mockers pride themselves.

[Whirlwind]

Re: Hello.

Whoops! Rather messed the quote up there, sonny...

Anyway, why are you here? What's your problem with the love of Jesus? Why do you want to burn in Hell?

I'm an outsider that has determined his faith. I believe only that we do not know the absolute truth and keep an open mind. I had to comment that being linked to the forum(over a topic about a computer game this forum frowned on) allowed me to see this forum up close for the first time. What I saw in my opinion is bigotry, racism, and general hate for anything imperfectly synergistic with your own beliefs to the point it looks as though it is ran by a radical cult masterminded by the likes of the Ku Klux Klan.

Just an outsider's opinion that you might find educational as to how most outsiders will regard your forum on first confrontation.

Also sorry about the forum quoting error. The message wouldn't send til I put something out of the [quote tags stuff].

[Whirlwind]

Re: Hello.

I'm an outsider that has determined his faith.

Reread and I meant hasn't! Sorry!!

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Hello.

I'm an outsider that hasn't determined his faith. I believe only that we do not know the absolute truth and keep an open mind.

Welcome to the forums. If you don't mind my asking, if you don't think we can know the absolute truth, do you think the LORD hid certain information, or that He was tricking us, or that He was incapable of explaining what we need to know? I mean, why would He give us His Holy Word in the Holy Bible only to be misleading?

I had to comment that being linked to the forum(over a topic about a computer game this forum frowned on) allowed me to see this forum up close for the first time. What I saw in my opinion is bigotry, racism, and general hate for anything imperfectly synergistic with your own beliefs to the point it looks as though it is ran by a radical cult masterminded by the likes of the Ku Klux Klan.

You're mistaken. We do not tolerate racism here.

Just an outsider's opinion that you might find educational as to how most outsiders will regard your forum on first confrontation.

It is not the opinions of human we are after, friend, but Salvation from Hell. Further, due to our enormous compassion, we wish to share this means of Salvation to others, even if they are turned off by it. That's not surprising, as the Apostle warned us:

But we preach Christ crucified, unto the Jews a stumblingblock, and unto the Greeks foolishness
1 Corinthians 1:23

Also sorry about the forum quoting error. The message wouldn't send til I put something out of the [quote tags stuff].

No worries. You won't find any grammar nazi's here.



Besides, you can use the "preview" option before sending your post. That way you can make sure it says what you want it to say.

- Mary

[Whirlwind]

Re: Hello.

do you think the LORD hid certain information, or that He was tricking us, or that He was incapable of explaining what we need to know?

If he exists perhaps, if her doesn't than not applicable.

I mean, why would He give us His Holy Word in the Holy Bible only to be misleading?

His holy word is quite possibly just a story created for others so early on it's just unproven hearsay. It has become so deeply rooted it's still available today with the help of its messages which are so forward that it's brainwashing and "closemindedness" effect aid it's success.

You're mistaken. We do not tolerate racism here.

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=28196

due to our enormous compassion, we wish to share this means of Salvation to others, even if they are turned off by it. That's not surprising, as the Apostle warned us:

Translation: regardless of our overwhelmingly brainwashed and closed minds, we wish to push our beliefs in rewards for faith in our entity, even if others are appalled at the ridiculousness of it. I'm not surprised, as our fabled being of all knowledge tells us.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello.

First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. We're right and you're wrong, according to Jesus and the Holy Word of God. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .

If you want to debate people, THIS is the place to go.

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.

[Professor Bessemer]

Re: Hello.

His holy word is quite possibly just a story created for others so early on it's just unproven hearsay. It has become so deeply rooted it's still available today with the help of its messages which are so forward that it's brainwashing and "closemindedness" effect aid it's success.

If you do not accept the Word of God as true, you will never attain the Kingdom. Please son, let Jesus into your heart.

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=28196

I do not see how giving our hard earned money to underprivileged, ignorant colored children could be considered racist. I believe you may be projecting your own deep seated hatred of the lesser races onto the good True Christians(tm) of Landover. Look into your own soul and be certain it is pure before accusing others.

Translation: regardless of our overwhelmingly brainwashed and closed minds, we wish to push our beliefs in rewards for faith in our entity, even if others are appalled at the ridiculousness of it. I'm not surprised, as our fabled being of all knowledge tells us.

Trusting in God does not make a person closed minded. Ignoring the mountains of concrete evidence that every word of the King James Bible is true and accurate does. Think about it friend.

[Whirlwind]

Re: Hello.

If you do not accept the Word of God as true, you will never attain the Kingdom. Please son, let Jesus into your heart.

Duly noted.

I do not see how giving our hard earned money to underprivileged, ignorant colored children could be considered racist. I believe you may be projecting your own deep seated hatred of the lesser races onto the good True Christians™ of Landover. Look into your own soul and be certain it is pure before accusing others.

Niglet is a play on word with the combination of "Nigger" and offspring of an animal such as "piglet". Anybody that isn't locked in your closet can see that the instance they glance at it.

Trusting in God does not make a person closed minded. Ignoring the mountains of concrete evidence that every word of the King James Bible is true and accurate does. Think about it friend.

Wha....? I don't want to live on this planet anymore.