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  • Levi Jones
    Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
    Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
    Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
     
    • Jul 2009
    • 13930
    #31
    Re: Hi

    I know Jesus is smiling down on us tonight. All these souls being saved! Shout glory!



    Luke 15:7 I say unto you, that likewise joy shall be in heaven over one sinner that repenteth, more than over ninety and nine just persons, which need no repentance.

    It's so great you have repented from that paganism nonsense. Can you imagine praying to gods that can't and won't actually do anything for you?
    Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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      • Rahab the Harlot
        Forum Member, struggling to repent from whoredoms
        Once a foul twat. Back on Christ's nice list
        Forum Member
        • Oct 2012
        • 25
        #32
        Re: Hi

        Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
        I know Jesus is smiling down on us tonight. All these souls being saved! Shout glory!



        Luke 15:7 I say unto you, that likewise joy shall be in heaven over one sinner that repenteth, more than over ninety and nine just persons, which need no repentance.

        It's so great you have repented from that paganism nonsense. Can you imagine praying to gods that can't and won't actually do anything for you?
        I don't know what I was thinking. Promises of "freedom" and "happiness" and "true inward beauty", and what did I have to show for it? Time wasted on candles and rituals that didn't even work.
        Proverbs 9:10 The fear of the LORD is the beginning of wisdom: and the knowledge of the holy is understanding.

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          • Levi Jones
            Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
            Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
            Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
             
            • Jul 2009
            • 13930
            #33
            Re: Hi

            Originally posted by Rahab the Harlot View Post
            I don't know what I was thinking. Promises of "freedom" and "happiness" and "true inward beauty",
            Crazy stuff. That is what all false religions teach. But we know that the only freedom, happiness and true inward beauty all come from serving the correct God and that is the one and only Jesus Christ/God/Holy Spirit. Praise the one True God!

            Hallelujah!

            P.S. Did you know that those crazy Greek gods those pagans worship required blood sacrifices? They wanted blood offerings like an Ox.
            Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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              • Sophie Hennig
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                • Dec 2012
                • 60
                #34
                Re: Hi

                Oh my, what a wonderful happening!

                Shout Glory, my friends! It is so beautiful to see another soul being saved, it truely brings some tears into my eyes. Welcome, Sister Rahab, I am glad you repented and came to join us on our way to Heaven! Things can only get better for you now.

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                  • Little Donkey
                    Forum Member
                    • Oct 2010
                    • 498
                    #35
                    Re: Hi

                    Originally posted by Rahab the Harlot View Post
                    I don't know what I was thinking. Promises of "freedom" and "happiness" and "true inward beauty", and what did I have to show for it? Time wasted on candles and rituals that didn't even work.
                    Maybe if you described in detail the episodes with the "2 males" and the one with the "1 male and 1 female" then what you say could serve as a warning to others?

                    Please write down as many details as you can remember - however insignificant. The people - their build, muscularity, size - any unusual smells or tastes - any tattoos, or piercings. Their actions and reactions, it's all vital information.

                    Think about it - there are children walking through that very same mine field RIGHT NOW and your information will navigate them safely along the path and into Jesus's arms.

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                      • Yea-tho-we-walk
                        Forum Member
                        Forum Member
                        • Nov 2010
                        • 390
                        #36
                        Re: Hi

                        Rahab, could you tell us in detail the method that was used on you to convince you to try a shot at another woman? If we knew the exact wording that made you try it, then we could all be sure to never use those words around our wifes/girlfriends, because no guy ever wants his woman to do that stuff while he watches.

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                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                             
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 78556
                            #37
                            Re: Hi

                            Originally posted by Little Donkey View Post
                            Maybe if you described in detail the episodes with the "2 males" and the one with the "1 male and 1 female" then what you say could serve as a warning to others?

                            Please write down as many details as you can remember - however insignificant. The people - their build, muscularity, size - any unusual smells or tastes - any tattoos, or piercings. Their actions and reactions, it's all vital information.

                            Think about it - there are children walking through that very same mine field RIGHT NOW and your information will navigate them safely along the path and into Jesus's arms.
                            Wow you're good, Brother Donkey. Have you ever considered entering the Pastorhood?
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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