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About me? I just cant stand whores. So I fight for Jesus against the sinning sluts.
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Friend, we hate sluts as well, but we believe all pregnancies even in the case of rape or the life of the mother should be carried because babies are so precious and a gift from God.
Jeremiah 1:5 Before I formed thee in the belly I knew thee; and before thou camest forth out of the womb I sanctified thee,Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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While Rev. Dream Smasher's heart is in the right place, if He had read the Bible He would know that God's commands to murder the unborn are situational, such as in Hosea 13:16 and 2 Kings 15:16.
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Do you wish to sup with us?
First, why not do the Christian thing and properly introduce yourself? Tell us about yourself, your church, and your best sermons.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Pastor, I have heard this phrase "sup" on occasion. I believe it is negro slang for "ass up" meaning you should present your anus to the hailer for purposes of sodomy. I am sorry to have to explain how dark our world has become under ObamaOriginally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View PostDo you wish to sup with us?
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Worst introductory thread I've ever seen.WARNING:
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Well, now that is just FILTHY! Filthy nasty! That little nasty filthy anus flasher needs to have some respect for the sanctity of marriage pounded into his nasty filthy little bottom! I'm quivering with rage that he would offer up his manus in a respectable Christian forum such as this! I'd like to see him present that dirty little filthy bottom on our hideway retreat in front of the senior counselors! I'd really like to see him then! I sure would! Boy we'd all really like to see that! Yes sir!Originally posted by Little Donkey View PostPastor, I have heard this phrase "sup" on occasion. I believe it is negro slang for "ass up" meaning you should present your anus to the hailer for purposes of sodomy. I am sorry to have to explain how dark our world has become under Obama.
Little Mr. Fancy Anus won't be laughing when the full girth of Christ's Love enters him and leaves him powerless and weak with exhaustion! Praise God! Hosannah in the Highest!
Afloat On An Ocean Of Christ's Living Blood,
Harry LesterSlathered in the Fresh Hot Blood of the Infant Christ,-Youth Minister Harry Lester
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Why? You don't like being reminded you're a virgin?Originally posted by Rev. Dream smasher View Post
Jesus loves you seriously bigtime. He’d hug you until your eyeballs exploded out of your skull if he ever met you. He’d windsurf across oceans of dead Nazis which he personally slaughtered just to tell you that your new haircut is the bee’s knees. Jesus is like the monster truck of love and you are an old Geo Metro which he will roar his massive engine over and crush your pathetic fiberglass frame into a crumpled heap. Praise Jesus, especially when it’s sunny outside because Jesus would totally be cool with you praising while you get a nice tan.
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