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  • #16
    Re: Just wanted to commiserate on this sad day.

    I love the smell of burning unsaved scum in the morning. It smells like righteousness!!
    Recovering Catholic.

    Helping restore the "bully" to the "bully pulpit"

    Aspiring to be God's Bouncer..

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    • #17
      Re: Just wanted to commiserate on this sad day.

      Greybeard,

      Again, I'm new to this site and I want to remain respectful of everyone, but I just cant't understand why you immediately started inquiring about anal sex to members and Pastors?
      2 Samuel 11:13 And when David had called him, he did eat and drink before him; and he made him drunk: and at even he went out to lie on his bed with the servants of his lord, but went not down to his house.

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      • #18
        Re: Just wanted to commiserate on this sad day.

        Originally posted by Sammy The Penitent View Post
        Greybeard,

        Again, I'm new to this site and I want to remain respectful of everyone, but I just cant't understand why you immediately started inquiring about anal sex to members and Pastors?
        Sammy, your innocence moves me. Every time a piece of unsaved garbage posts on this otherwise Godly forum, my understanding of the unsaved, anal sex addicted mind becomes more lucid. And over the years I have reached the following conclusion: they hate Jesus.

        You see, friend, Jesus wants the unsaved to use their rectums in one direction. The unsaved want to use their rectums any way they please, to house vermin, to greet strangers, to suffocate Christian children... The unsaved cannot abide the categorical prohibition on sodomy made explicit in the KJV Bible, and so they have revolted against God and nature.
        The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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        • #19
          Re: Just wanted to commiserate on this sad day.

          Originally posted by Sammy The Penitent View Post
          Greybeard,

          Again, I'm new to this site and I want to remain respectful of everyone, but I just cant't understand why you immediately started inquiring about anal sex to members and Pastors?
          I think he's a Papist dressed in Atheist's clothes. Either way, he'll need 1,000,000 SPF where he's going.
          Recovering Catholic.

          Helping restore the "bully" to the "bully pulpit"

          Aspiring to be God's Bouncer..

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          • #20
            Re: Just wanted to commiserate on this sad day.

            Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
            Are you accusing Mr. Hutchins of being senile? Being addle-brained? Not understanding American?



            Those are very serious charges. VERY serious.

            Rather typical of Jesus-haters to be mean-spirited though. Without the ethical foundation of Christ's Love, their manners and morals crumble to dust.

            Sad.

            YiC,


            Zech
            Perhaps this is where the misunderstanding stems from. I am from England and we speak Queen's English over here. I've never heard of a language called American.

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            • #21
              Re: Just wanted to commiserate on this sad day.

              Originally posted by Greybeard View Post
              I've never heard of a language called American.
              They don't have television where you live? I never realized English communism made you people so poor already.
              5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
              To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
              James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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              • #22
                Re: Just wanted to commiserate on this sad day.

                Sad, sad, sad. He should be thankful we took his antiquated, dentally-challenged "language" and conformed it to God's specifications. I mean, really, coloUr, flavoUr. God HATES waste...
                Recovering Catholic.

                Helping restore the "bully" to the "bully pulpit"

                Aspiring to be God's Bouncer..

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                • #23
                  Re: Just wanted to commiserate on this sad day.

                  Originally posted by Greybeard View Post
                  So who is going to be Gods choice for 2016? I'm guessing Palin is disqualified from the top job as she is a woman but she would be an excellent choice as VP. So who will your church support for president? Jeb Bush maybe?
                  Apparently, we didn't pray hard enough. We didn't put enough nativity scenes in courthouses. We didn't fight hard enough for the rights of the unborn--our current procedures already legally in place of forcing all potentially aborting mothers to stare at a sonogram of their to-be-murdered offspring wasn't enough. God wasn't happy, so he gave us to Satan for another 4 years. It appears we deserved it.

                  As to who is the next elect, well, I doubt if anyone will live up to George W's standards, but we shall see. God only knows who will be next.

                  Pastor Ed

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                  • #24
                    Re: Just wanted to commiserate on this sad day.

                    Originally posted by Pastor Ed Lowman View Post
                    Apparently, we didn't pray hard enough. We didn't put enough nativity scenes in courthouses. We didn't fight hard enough for the rights of the unborn--our current procedures already legally in place of forcing all potentially aborting mothers to stare at a sonogram of their to-be-murdered offspring wasn't enough. God wasn't happy, so he gave us to Satan for another 4 years. It appears we deserved it.

                    As to who is the next elect, well, I doubt if anyone will live up to George W's standards, but we shall see. God only knows who will be next.

                    Pastor Ed
                    Thanks for answering the questions in my first post Pastor. You are the first one to bother. I have posted three times and received three infractions. I have PM'd certain members and offered my friendship but have been shunned. This is not a friendly place.

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                    • #25
                      Re: Just wanted to commiserate on this sad day.

                      Originally posted by Greybeard View Post
                      Thanks for answering the questions in my first post Pastor. You are the first one to bother. I have posted three times and received three infractions. I have PM'd certain members and offered my friendship but have been shunned. This is not a friendly place.
                      Have faith; my path was rocky at first too. Listen to the elders and take their advice to heart. The road to redemption can be bumpy. Stay with it. The destination is well worth the journey.
                      Recovering Catholic.

                      Helping restore the "bully" to the "bully pulpit"

                      Aspiring to be God's Bouncer..

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                      • #26
                        Re: Just wanted to commiserate on this sad day.

                        Originally posted by Greybeard View Post
                        This is not a friendly place.
                        Pah! This is the friendliest place on the internet (if you’re not here to mock us).

                        If you’re constantly receiving infractions, maybe you’re doing something wrong? Like hating God, questioning True Christianity and promoting anal sex.
                        Stop whining
                        (1 Thessalonians 5:18) - In every thing give thanks: for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus concerning you.
                        (1 Corinthians 10:10) - Neither murmur ye, as some of them also murmured, and were destroyed of the destroyer
                        (Psalm 106:25) - But murmured in their tents, And hearkened not unto the voice of the LORD
                        (Ephesians 4:29) - Let no corrupt communication proceed out of your mouth, but that which is good to the use of edifying, that it may minister grace unto the hearers

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                        • #27
                          Re: Just wanted to commiserate on this sad day.

                          Your sexual orientation and the language you have chosen to use in conjunction with that is perfectly acceptable in that context.

                          Originally posted by Greybeard View Post
                          Perhaps this is where the misunderstanding stems from. I am from England and we speak Queen's English over here. I've never heard of a language called American.
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                          “Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge: it is those who know little, and not those who know much, who so positively assert that this or that problem will never be solved by science.” Charles Darwin The Descent of Man (1871)

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                          • #28
                            Re: Just wanted to commiserate on this sad day.

                            Originally posted by Greybeard View Post
                            Perhaps this is where the misunderstanding stems from. I am from England and we speak Queen's English over here. I've never heard of a language called American.
                            When I lived in England they claimed to speak the Queen's English, always employing the definite article. Are you a Pakistani Britisher?

                            YBIC

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                            • #29
                              Re: Just wanted to commiserate on this sad day.

                              Originally posted by Sammy The Penitent View Post
                              Greybeard,

                              Again, I'm new to this site and I want to remain respectful of everyone, but I just cant't understand why you immediately started inquiring about anal sex to members and Pastors?
                              That's your fault for not understanding us Sammy homo.

                              You say we have no logic when in reality we have plenty.

                              When you tell us you are an atheist then logically you have no moral boundaries. When you have no moral boundaries then logic tells us that you are a supporter of anal sex. When logic tells us that you are a supporter of anal sex, that means you are also a supporter of child rape. As we go further down the line, logic tells us that a supporter of child rape must be a satanist. Once we have determined (by using logic) that you are a satanist then logic tells us you are guilty and actually crave satanic activities such as lying, rape, wishing you were a darkie, masturbating when you watch children's shows on tv, theft, robbery, bodily assault, wearing an upside down cross around your neck, approaching black women for sex and offering them money... the list just never ends.

                              It's your own fault pervert. Stop playing the victim.

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                              • #30
                                Re: Just wanted to commiserate on this sad day.

                                Masterfully argued, brother Deaner. Only a queer would argue with such impeccable logic.

                                YBIC

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