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  • BendoverBaptistCholo
    Unsaved trash, suspected teenaged retard
    • Nov 2012
    • 2

    #1

    Greetings! I'm an idiot!

    I was browsing around and found this place to be a gathering of idiots and liars. Can one of you prove me wrong? Oh and enjoy Obama who you PROVED to be the antichrist and clearly isn't. I don't understand why you are gay.
    (Proverbs 29:11) A fool uttereth all his mind: but a wise man keepeth it in till afterwards.
  • Matthew Hopkins
    True Christian™
    • Oct 2012
    • 808

    #2
    Re: Greetings Idiots

    Originally posted by BendoverBaptistCholo View Post
    I was browsing around and found this place despite being an idiot and a liar. Can one of you prove me wrong? Oh and enjoy Obama who you PROVED to be the antichrist and clearly is. I don't understand why I am so gay.
    Fixed that for you.

    YBIC

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    • BendoverBaptistCholo
      Unsaved trash, suspected teenaged retard
      • Nov 2012
      • 2

      #3
      Re: Greetings Idiots

      Thank you
      (Proverbs 29:11) A fool uttereth all his mind: but a wise man keepeth it in till afterwards.

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      • Pim Pendergast
        PHD - Theophysicist
        Saving The Lost With The Truth Of Applied Theoscience
        True Christian™
        • Jun 2012
        • 3103

        #4
        Re: Greetings Idiots

        Can you prove us wrong? You may think we are idiots, but "But God hath chosen the foolish things of the world to confound the wise" (1 Cor 1:27). And we are not liars. We follow the God's word, the 1611 KJV, around here, and "[God's] word is truth" (Jn 17:17).
        sigpicMt 21:42, 44 Jesus saith unto them, Did ye never read in the scriptures, The stone which the builders rejected, the same is become the head of the corner: this is the Lord's doing, and it is marvellous in our eyes . . . ? And whosoever shall fall on this stone shall be broken: but on whomsoever it shall fall, it will grind him to powder.

        Find out what the Bible says about: Fortnite: Battle Royale, asexuality, shaving, psychiatry, chronic fatigue syndrome, babies

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        • Dr Laurence Niles
          Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
           
          • Jan 2012
          • 9063

          #5
          Re: Greetings Idiots

          Welcome to God's friendliest forum, friend!

          What church do you go to, what is your favourite Bible(KJV1611) and when did Jesus first touch you?

          Yours In Christ's Love.
          1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

          Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

          Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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          • Zechariah Smyth
            Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
            True Christian™
            • Feb 2011
            • 15251

            #6
            Re: Greetings! I'm an idiot!

            Hey Miss Cholo!

            You seem to have a lot of anger issues. Why is that? I bet it's because your home state (Wisconsin) went with Obama, but that's just a guess.

            Anyway, tell us more about yourself...we want to get to know you!



            Yours in Christ,

            Z. Smyth
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