My introduction

[Patislav]

Hello, Dear American Christians,

my name is David and I'd like to visit this forum from time to time to draw some knowledge of the Holy Bible from you. I am from Czech Republic, which is in the middle of Europe. The people here - as you certainly know - are infested by atheism. Czechs are possibly the most atheistic people in the world. That disgusts me and bothers me as even catholic priests here are influenced by godless people and are admitting scientific and secularistic beliefs into their views and even preachings.

I hope I can find a harbor amongst you and learn the God's word from you.

May the God be with us

David

[Matthew Hopkins]

Re: My introduction

Greetings, friend.

What's your favorite Bible verse? How has Jesus touched you today?

YBIC

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: My introduction

Hello, Dear American Christians,

my name is David and I'd like to visit this forum from time to time to draw some knowledge of the Holy Bible from you. I am from Czech Republic, which is in the middle of Europe. The people here - as you certainly know - are infested by atheism. Czechs are possibly the most atheistic people in the world. That disgusts me and bothers me as even catholic priests here are influenced by godless people and are admitting scientific and secularistic beliefs into their views and even preachings.

I hope I can find a harbor amongst you and learn the God's word from you.

May the God be with us

David

To learn about the God you need only to read the Bible, cover to cover.

YIC

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: My introduction

Hello, Dear American Christians,

my name is David and I'd like to visit this forum from time to time to draw some knowledge of the Holy Bible from you. I am from Czech Republic, which is in the middle of Europe. The people here - as you certainly know - are infested by atheism. Czechs are possibly the most atheistic people in the world. That disgusts me and bothers me as even catholic priests here are influenced by godless people and are admitting scientific and secularistic beliefs into their views and even preachings.

I hope I can find a harbor amongst you and learn the God's word from you.

May the God be with us

David

Catlicks by definition are godless. Any outside influence is purely coincidental.

Say, is Czechoslovenia still communist? I'd hate to think that Ronald Reagan spent all that time personally fighting those commie bastards in hand-to-hand combat for nothing.

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Patislav]

Re: My introduction

Hello Matthew,

that is honestly an easy question, my favorite verse is

John 9:5 - As long as I am in the world, I am the light of the world.

It reminds me that there is salvation for me if I follow the God's word.

Jesus (through his Apostle Paul) convinced me today that I should not be bitter against my wife even if she did blame me for not being a good husband. I explained it to her rather clearly (if you know what I mean) and I can love her now again, because she knows she shall honor and respect me.

Collosians 3:19 - Husbands, love your wives, and be not bitter against them.

[Patislav]

Re: My introduction

Catlicks by definition are godless. Any outside influence is purely coincidental.

Say, is Czechoslovenia still communist? I'd hate to think that Ronald Reagan spent all that time personally fighting those commie bastards in hand-to-hand combat for nothing.

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

Czechoslovakia has departed from horrible godless communism in 1989 and has split into two countries since. But commies are still here with us - the stupid ones in official Communist party, the clever ones hidden in "democratic" parties (equally godless). Nevertheless, your president Reagan did a great job and we, opressed Christians, are grateful for his commitment.

[Matthew Hopkins]

Re: My introduction

Hello Matthew,

that is honestly an easy question, my favorite verse is

John 9:5 - As long as I am in the world, I am the light of the world.

It reminds me that there is salvation for me if I follow the God's word.

Jesus (through his Apostle Paul) convinced me today that I should not be bitter against my wife even if she did blame me for not being a good husband. I explained it to her rather clearly (if you know what I mean) and I can love her now again, because she knows she shall honor and respect me.

Collosians 3:19 - Husbands, love your wives, and be not bitter against them.

Your wife sounds totally out of control, how did you let things get this far?

Wives need regular telling, to keep them on the right path. Don't wait until your wife misbehaves; next time she makes you a good dinner, tell her right on the kisser, and keep telling her until she understands.

YBIC

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: My introduction

Catlicks by definition are godless. Any outside influence is purely coincidental.

Say, is Czechoslovenia still communist? I'd hate to think that Ronald Reagan spent all that time personally fighting those commie bastards in hand-to-hand combat for nothing.

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

When Jesus returns I'm sure old R. R. will be by His right hand with suggestions as to where to aim Jesus' mouth sword to greatest effect on those Godless commie scum.

I can't wait!

YIC

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: My introduction

Dear Pattislob;

Do you even have churches in Godless Checkloslovakia? I mean Christian ones, not those Russian Orthodox cultists.

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel

[Atheist Fool]

Re: My introduction

FLEE THE WEBSITE IMMEDIATLEY!!!!

[Patislav]

Re: My introduction

FLEE THE WEBSITE IMMEDIATLEY!!!!

Why would I do so? I like it here . Finally a holy place on the internet, which I suspected to be a product of Satan .

[Carl the wop]

Re: My introduction

Why would I do so? I like it here . Finally a holy place on the internet, which I suspected to be a product of Satan .

Do not fret, friend. Turn a deaf ear to the forked-tongued serpents among us. Let the light of Jesus guide you toward your salvation. Follow the advice of your elders here. They know of what they speak.

[Patislav]

Re: My introduction

Dear Pattislob;

Do you even have churches in Godless Checkloslovakia? I mean Christian ones, not those Russian Orthodox cultists.

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel

Dear Pastor,
I understand the rules and will fully obey them. In Godless Czechoslovakia we have mostly Catholic church. I am baptized as Catholic as well. I wonder if this fact somehow disqualifies me from this website and if so, how can I join the holy Landover baptis church.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: My introduction

Why would I do so? I like it here . Finally a holy place on the internet, which I suspected to be a product of Satan .

Amen, my friend. You have to watch these sneaky people and their devious ways. But don't just listen to me...listen to Jesus:

(1 Peter 5:8) "Be sober, be vigilant; because your adversary the devil, as a roaring lion, walketh about, seeking whom he may devour."

Don't let 'em eat you!

Shout glory!



YiC,

Zech

[Carl the wop]

Re: My introduction

Dear Pastor,
I understand the rules and will fully obey them. In Godless Czechoslovakia we have mostly Catholic church. I am baptized as Catholic as well. I wonder if this fact somehow disqualifies me from this website and if so, how can I join the holy Landover baptis church.

I, too, was brainwashed (which is what baptism is), into the Papist cult. As you can see, I have seen the light and have been rewarded with membership into this august congregation. Renounce Papism, listen to your elders, read the KJV cover to cover, and, in time, you may be redeemed.