God bless you all

[Irma Lucia]

Hi there fellow christian loving people!

I'm Irma Lucia, a nun from Portugal. Yes, Portugal. I'm here because I want to be able to talk to people who trully believe in god and that aren't black atheist gay rapists (wich seems half the population in this god forsaken land).

Sorry in advance for my awful english, but as you may think, this country's schools are a joke. You want to know how bad they are? They teach "evolution".

My favorite bible passage is Leviticus 25:44-46 NLT wich says "However, you may purchase male or female slaves from among the foreigners who live among you. You may also purchase the children of such resident foreigners, including those who have been born in your land. You may treat them as your property, passing them on to your children as a permanent inheritance.". What can I say, I love me some slaves.

God bless you all!

[John North]

Re: God bless you all

Hi there fellow christian loving people!

I'm Irma Lucia, a nun from Portugal. Yes, Portugal. I'm here because I want to be able to talk to people who trully believe in god and that aren't black atheist gay rapists (wich seems half the population in this god forsaken land).

Sorry in advance for my awful english, but as you may think, this country's schools are a joke. You want to know how bad they are? They teach "evolution".

My favorite bible passage is Leviticus 25:44-46 NLT wich says "However, you may purchase male or female slaves from among the foreigners who live among you. You may also purchase the children of such resident foreigners, including those who have been born in your land. You may treat them as your property, passing them on to your children as a permanent inheritance.". What can I say, I love me some slaves.

God bless you all!

Hi Irma and welcome to our friendly forum.

Portugal is indeed an awful country filled with lazy and odorous people.

First some rules that we would like you to follow:

1. God is spelled with a capital G
   
2. We only use the KJV 1611 Bible here; anything but that is not considered as a valid scripture reference (since it's not).

Having said that… I can see you’re a nun. Please stop being that this instant. Also stop being a Catholic; that heresy has nothing to do with Christianity.

I might sound a little harsh but the sooner you can leave your old God mocking lifestyle the better. First thing to do is to completely empty your head and then fill it with the words of God, as described in the KJV 1611 Bible. Can you do that Irma?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: God bless you all

Hi there fellow christian loving people!

I'm Irma Lucia, a nun from Portugal. Yes, Portugal. I'm here because I want to be able to talk to people who trully believe in god and that aren't black atheist gay rapists (wich seems half the population in this god forsaken land).

Sorry in advance for my awful english, but as you may think, this country's schools are a joke. You want to know how bad they are? They teach "evolution".

My favorite bible passage is Leviticus 25:44-46 NLT wich says "However, you may purchase male or female slaves from among the foreigners who live among you. You may also purchase the children of such resident foreigners, including those who have been born in your land. You may treat them as your property, passing them on to your children as a permanent inheritance.". What can I say, I love me some slaves.

God bless you all!

Have you ever been to a proper Christian Church? I'll bet they don't have any in Barcelona, or whatever hellhole you live in.

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[Thomas Taylor]

Re: God bless you all

Hi there fellow christian loving people!

I'm Irma Lucia, a nun from Portugal. Yes, Portugal. I'm here because I want to be able to talk to people who trully believe in god and that aren't black atheist gay rapists (wich seems half the population in this god forsaken land).

Sorry in advance for my awful english, but as you may think, this country's schools are a joke. You want to know how bad they are? They teach "evolution".

My favorite bible passage is Leviticus 25:44-46 NLT wich says "However, you may purchase male or female slaves from among the foreigners who live among you. You may also purchase the children of such resident foreigners, including those who have been born in your land. You may treat them as your property, passing them on to your children as a permanent inheritance.". What can I say, I love me some slaves.

God bless you all!

Aha! A Catalonian spy from Spain has landed in our midst.

Why are you here?
Were you sent by that servant of Satan, the Pope?
Have you come here to sow the seeds of discontent that are being caused by your failed economy?
Are you here looking for monetary hand-outs?
How has Jesus touched you today?
What devil worshipping temple do you serve in?

[James Hutchins]

Re: God bless you all

You are a Nun? Everyone of them is a raging FemNazi BullDyke. How long have you been a mary worshipper? Don't you know what God tells us?
Mark 3:32 And the multitude sat about him, and they said unto him, Behold, thy mother and thy brethren without seek for thee.
Mark 3:33 And he answered them, saying, Who is my mother, or my brethren?
Mark 3:34 And he looked round about on them which sat about him, and said, Behold my mother and my brethren!
Mark 3:35 For whosoever shall do the will of God, the same is my brother, and my sister, and mother.
Luke 4:8 And Jesus answered and said unto him, Get thee behind me, Satan: for it is written, Thou shalt worship the Lord thy God, and him only shalt thou serve.
Luke 11:27 And it came to pass, as he spake these things, a certain woman of the company lifted up her voice, and said unto him, Blessed is the womb that bare thee, and the paps which thou hast sucked.
Luke 11:28 But he said, Yea rather, blessed are they that hear the word of God, and keep it.
Acts 4:12 Neither is there salvation in any other: for there is none other name under heaven given among men, whereby we must be saved.
1st Timothy 2:5 For there is one God, and one mediator between God and men, the man Christ Jesus;
1st Timothy 2:6 Who gave himself a ransom for all, to be testified in due time.


1st John 2:1 ...And if any man sin, we have an advocate with the Father, Jesus Christ the righteous.
Jeremiah 7:18 The children gather wood, and the fathers kindle the fire, and the women knead their dough, to make cakes to the queen of heaven, and to pour out drink offerings unto other gods, that they may provoke me to anger.

[Padre_Celcio]

Re: God bless you all

Hi there fellow christian loving people!

I'm Irma Lucia, a nun from Portugal. Yes, Portugal. I'm here because I want to be able to talk to people who trully believe in god and that aren't black atheist gay rapists (wich seems half the population in this god forsaken land).

Hello Lucia,

It's good to know that SOME people in Portugal aren't raging faggots and obese drug dealing animal mishandlers.

Pleased to meet you. Do you still hold the secret you heard at Fátima? Please PM me with it, as I think it would be rather funny to read.

If you require a hand in your conversion, I could aid you through the process... you know... make it as easy and lubricated as possible for you.

Sister, If you're ever in need of a good solid 2-hour preaching, please contact me. I would be happy to deliver it unto you. Also know I am an excellant orator, and I'll only stop once you are satisfied with my linguistic skills.

And guys.... her heart is in the right place... we just need to give her guidance, that's all.

Peace on all of you, yes, even you, Lucia.

[Carl the wop]

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They can't even speak proper beaner in Whore-tugal. I have no use for them. Learn to speak God's native language properly, then come talk to us.