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    Wonderful to meet you all!

    Good morning, or good evening depending on where you may be! My name is Claire Johnson and my wonderful husband Jacob Johnson has led me here in order to find like minded followers of God and His eternal Truth.

    Before I met my Husband, I was a vile creature indeed. I had allowed Satan and the media persuade me into thinking that I had to join in their disgusting beliefs of feminism, that I had 'women's rights', and that I didn't need a man in my life to tell me how to live it. Wow, was I an idiot! I thought that I was doing 'good' in my life by wanting homos, blacks, and spics to have 'equal' rights. I had no idea I was helping to contribute to the breakdown of America.

    Finally, GOD brought Jacob into my life and he showed me the path to TRUTH. The Lord has since blessed our (still growing!) family with 6 children (and one on the way!). Because I repented to the Lord and turned my head away from all those unnatural sinners, He even blessed me with 5 sons! Praise Jesus! I know that I must have done something wrong during the pregnancy to have received a girl that one time, but even at 5 she is already a big help in the kitchen and helps me to serve her father and brothers daily!

    I look forward to meeting all of you, and thank you GOD for bring Landover Baptist Church into our lives!
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  • #2
    Re: Wonderful to meet you all!

    Welcome!

    Why don't you want a daughter?
    I Jesus!

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    • #3
      Re: Wonderful to meet you all!

      Originally posted by ClaireJohnson View Post
      Before I met my Husband, I was a vile creature indeed.
      Welcome Claire.

      With all due respect, is your husband still trying to heal what satan did to your face?

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        Re: Wonderful to meet you all!

        Why don't you want a daughter?
        Thank you for welcoming me Felicity! To answer your question, it isn't that I don't want or love my daughter, its that I feel the best I can do as a True Christian, is give my husband a quiver full of boys to help turn this world around and bring it back to Jesus!

        Aside from that reason, it really just boils down to time and common sense. The Bible tells us this in Leviticus:

        12:2 Speak unto the children of Israel, saying, If a woman have conceived seed, and born a man child: then she shall be unclean seven days; according to the days of the separation for her infirmity shall she be unclean.

        12:5 But if she bear a maid child, then she shall be unclean two weeks, as in her separation: and she shall continue in the blood of her purifying threescore and six days.

        How will I be able to take proper care of my Husband and children if I am unclean for all that time?

        Welcome Claire.

        With all due respect, is your husband still trying to heal what satan did to your face?
        He is Deaner, Thank the Good Lord above, he is! Satan slapped me hard with that ugly stick, but I pray in good time Jesus will help me to overcome the curse of Satan, (as he did so in healing the lepers), so that I may show a proper face unto the Lord!

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          Re: Wonderful to meet you all!

          Originally posted by ClaireJohnson View Post
          He is Deaner, Thank the Good Lord above, he is! Satan slapped me hard with that ugly stick, but I pray in good time Jesus will help me to overcome the curse of Satan, (as he did so in healing the lepers), so that I may show a proper face unto the Lord!
          My prayers, thoughts and Christ Love are with you Claire. You are a true Warrior for Christ.

          Have you ever tried one of those see through black veils?

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            Re: Wonderful to meet you all!

            My prayers, thoughts and Christ Love are with you Claire. You are a true Warrior for Christ.

            Have you ever tried one of those see through black veils?
            Thank you Deaner!

            I would try one of those veils, but I'm afraid of looking too much like one of those evil Muslim whores! I will just have to grin and bare the curse of Satan until Jesus sees fit!

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            • #7
              Re: Wonderful to meet you all!

              Amen, the Lord forgiveth, even those who have voted Democrat. Sometimes. Other times He rains molten rock from the sky on entire cities for victimless crimes between consenting adults. Praise His Holy Name!
              The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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              • #8
                Re: Wonderful to meet you all!

                Welcome Mrs. Johnson. I look forward to meeting your husband and sons.
                Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                • #9
                  Re: Wonderful to meet you all!

                  Welcome to God's favorite forum. If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

                  If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

                  You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

                  Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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