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  • Merlinthewizard
    Unsaved Trash, degenerate godmocker
    Under Investigation
    • Nov 2012
    • 2

    #1

    Hello I'm black

    Hi, I've read this forum entirely and I strongly agree with 99% of what have been said

    However I'm black, and really ashamed... I don't know what to do please help
    (Leviticus 20:6) "And the soul that turneth after such as have familiar spirits, and after wizards, to go a whoring after them, I will even set my face against that soul, and will cut him off from among his people."
  • Faith_Machine
    Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Mar 2011
    • 10050

    #2
    Re: Hello I'm black

    Be of good cheer, friend, I too suffer from a racial handicap (Judaism), but there is nothing the blood of Jesus can't wipe away!

    Now then, the first step toward your being perfected in Him is for you to tell us a bit more about yourself; where do you attend church, what's your favorite Bible verse, how many sons your various "baby mamas" have borne, that sort of thing. We want to get to know you!
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    • Dr Laurence Niles
      Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
       
      • Jan 2012
      • 9063

      #3
      Re: Hello I'm black

      Originally posted by Merlinthewizard View Post
      Hi, I've read this forum entirely and I strongly agree with 99% of what have been said

      However I'm black, and really ashamed... I don't know what to do please help
      I don't beleive any of this.

      Racist!

      YIC
      1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

      Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

      Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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      • Pim Pendergast
        PHD - Theophysicist
        Saving The Lost With The Truth Of Applied Theoscience
        True Christian™
        • Jun 2012
        • 3103

        #4
        Re: Hello I'm black

        You disagree with 1% of the content on this forum? I hope you're referring to posts from unsaved trash.

        What can you do about being black? Nothing. Only Christ can make you white as snow. Have you been washed in the blood of the Lamb?

        And your user name. Merlin the Wizard? Really? Are you into the occult?
        sigpicMt 21:42, 44 Jesus saith unto them, Did ye never read in the scriptures, The stone which the builders rejected, the same is become the head of the corner: this is the Lord's doing, and it is marvellous in our eyes . . . ? And whosoever shall fall on this stone shall be broken: but on whomsoever it shall fall, it will grind him to powder.

        Find out what the Bible says about: Fortnite: Battle Royale, asexuality, shaving, psychiatry, chronic fatigue syndrome, babies

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        • Zechariah Smyth
          Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
          True Christian™
          • Feb 2011
          • 15251

          #5
          Re: Hello I'm black

          Originally posted by Merlinthewizard View Post
          Hi, I've read this forum entirely and I strongly agree with 99% of what have been said

          However I'm black, and really ashamed... I don't know what to do please help

          That was about the worst introduction I've seen all week.



          Where do you go to church? What is your favorite Bible verse? How many pies have you stolen in the past month?

          Yours in Christ,

          Z. Smyth
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          • Merlinthewizard
            Unsaved Trash, degenerate godmocker
            Under Investigation
            • Nov 2012
            • 2

            #6
            Re: Hello I'm black

            "If a man beats his male or female slave with a rod and the slave dies as a direct result, he must be punished, but he is not to be punished if the slave gets up after a day or two, since the slave is his property."I do not attend church as of yet... As I said before I'm very ashamed, and I can't go out knowningly of my sins, I can't meet or speak to people. I don't work but I never stole in my life, trying to be the exception to my race.

            I live in France, I grew up in Kentucky as a kid, planning to move back to the U.S as soon as I can, but I can't without washing my sins away...
            (Leviticus 20:6) "And the soul that turneth after such as have familiar spirits, and after wizards, to go a whoring after them, I will even set my face against that soul, and will cut him off from among his people."

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            • Zechariah Smyth
              Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
              True Christian™
              • Feb 2011
              • 15251

              #7
              Re: Hello I'm black

              Originally posted by Merlinthewizard View Post
              "If a man beats his male or female slave with a rod and the slave dies as a direct result, he must be punished, but he is not to be punished if the slave gets up after a day or two, since the slave is his property."I do not attend church as of yet... As I said before I'm very ashamed, and I can't go out knowningly of my sins, I can't meet or speak to people. I don't work but I never stole in my life, trying to be the exception to my race.

              I live in France, I grew up in Kentucky as a kid, planning to move back to the U.S as soon as I can, but I can't without washing my sins away...
              A french negro? Really?



              First off, you are paraphrasing some perverted version of the Bible. Use the KJV so you don't end up in Hell like Michael Jackson. Also, it doesn't mention slaves, it mentions servants. Check this out:

              (Exodus 21:20-21) "And if a man smite his servant, or his maid, with a rod, and he die under his hand; he shall be surely punished. Notwithstanding, if he continue a day or two, he shall not be punished: for he is his money."

              YiC,

              Zech
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              • Pim Pendergast
                PHD - Theophysicist
                Saving The Lost With The Truth Of Applied Theoscience
                True Christian™
                • Jun 2012
                • 3103

                #8
                Re: Hello I'm black

                Originally posted by Merlinthewizard View Post
                "If a man beats his male or female slave with a rod and the slave dies as a direct result, he must be punished, but he is not to be punished if the slave gets up after a day or two, since the slave is his property.
                Why is Ex 20:20-21 your favorite passage? And why did you quote from the Notoriously Inaccurate Version. We use only the Bible, the 1611 KJV, on this forum. You should try reading it if you are serious about seeking the Lord.

                "I do not attend church as of yet... As I said before I'm very ashamed, and I can't go out knowningly of my sins, I can't meet or speak to people. I don't work but I never stole in my life, trying to be the exception to my race.

                I live in France, I grew up in Kentucky as a kid, planning to move back to the U.S as soon as I can, but I can't without washing my sins away...
                I'm finding all this very hard to believe, but I'll play along. There is no excuse for not going to church, even if you're shy or ashamed of being black. Nor is there any excuse for not working. "If any would not work, neither should he eat" (2 Thes 3:10). Either get a job or stop eating.
                sigpicMt 21:42, 44 Jesus saith unto them, Did ye never read in the scriptures, The stone which the builders rejected, the same is become the head of the corner: this is the Lord's doing, and it is marvellous in our eyes . . . ? And whosoever shall fall on this stone shall be broken: but on whomsoever it shall fall, it will grind him to powder.

                Find out what the Bible says about: Fortnite: Battle Royale, asexuality, shaving, psychiatry, chronic fatigue syndrome, babies

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                • Billy Bob Jenkins
                  Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                  About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                  Hates anal sex. And trees.
                  True Christian™
                  • May 2010
                  • 8337

                  #9
                  Re: Hello I'm black

                  Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
                  A french negro? Really?



                  First off, you are paraphrasing some perverted version of the Bible. Use the KJV so you don't end up in Hell like Michael Jackson. Also, it doesn't mention slaves, it mentions servants. Check this out:

                  (Exodus 21:20-21) "And if a man smite his servant, or his maid, with a rod, and he die under his hand; he shall be surely punished. Notwithstanding, if he continue a day or two, he shall not be punished: for he is his money."

                  YiC,

                  Zech
                  Amen brother. I appreciate the distinction you made regarding the status of servants and slaves. See, according to this verse, not only slaves, but servants are also property. So Pastor Ezekiel and James Hutchins were perfectly justified in their treatment of the Pastor's Indonesian houseboy last winter. All the ethnic food he ate back home probably killed his ass nerves anyway.

                  Why does it not surprise me that the French have Negros in their country? I'll bet he is underage too.
                  The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                  • Born Again Bob
                    True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 2318

                    #10
                    Re: Hello I'm black

                    Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
                    Why does it not surprise me that the French have Negros in their country? I'll bet he is underage too.
                    And a mime!

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                    • James Hutchins
                      True Christian™
                      Just a Regular Nice Guy
                       
                      • Jun 2009
                      • 29457

                      #11
                      Re: Hello I'm black

                      Originally posted by Merlinthewizard View Post
                      Hi......
                      However I'm black, and really ashamed... I don't know what to do please help
                      Leave
                      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                      • Carl the wop
                        Forum Member
                        Forum Member
                        • Oct 2012
                        • 462

                        #12
                        Re: Hello I'm black

                        Originally posted by Merlinthewizard View Post
                        Hi, I've read this forum entirely and I strongly agree with 99% of what have been said

                        However I'm black, and really ashamed... I don't know what to do please help
                        I'm sure some of Michael Jackson's people would know how to de-louse yourself from your African tribal pigmentation issues..
                        Recovering Catholic.

                        Helping restore the "bully" to the "bully pulpit"

                        Aspiring to be God's Bouncer..

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                        • Faith_Machine
                          Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                          True Christian™
                          • Mar 2011
                          • 10050

                          #13
                          Re: Hello I'm black

                          What, did those Frenchies translate Das Kaptital into ebonics for you?
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