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  • #31
    Re: Hello, Im new here

    Originally posted by Girl21DK View Post
    I dont know if you are making fun of me, but Im going to answer. No Im not married, and I have never been, Im a virgin. Therefore I have no children. I dont have an iPhone and I dont have anyone that I trust. No friends nor family anymore.
    What do you mean "lay there with Him"?
    I am greatly relieved to hear this. I am sorry for being so apprehensive but we get so many teen age girls here PM'ing decent people with long diatribes of stories containing perverted lust and debauched sex stories. You have no idea how many explicit photograghs and videos I have been sent showing 18 year old girls in all kinds of sexual liaisons, sometimes consisting of two or more females!!!
    Hopefully, you'll be married soon and will discover how vile sex really is. However, you will demonstrate to the Lord your devotion to him by going though 'the act' every ten months to produce another child to wage the Christian War against sinners.
    Your only friend needs to be Jesus.
    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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    • #32
      Re: Hello, Im new here

      Originally posted by Girl21DK View Post
      Im going to order one
      Young lady, this will service you until you can get a hard copy.
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      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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      • #33
        Re: Hello, Im new here

        Originally posted by Girl21DK View Post
        Im going to order one
        Praise Jesus! That is wonderful, young lady. The next thing is to start to break away from all ungodly elements in your life. Break your ties with those Islamist curs and the local atheistic Eskimos.

        We will be supporting you every step of the way, dear.

        YBIC

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        • #34
          Re: Hello, Im new here

          If you would like to email me I would LOVE to tell you about JESUS!!! No matter the color of your skin!!!!

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          • #35
            Re: Hello, Im new here

            And for God's sake, no Brennevin or fermented Shark. And that Hans Kristian Andersen's stories always reeked of pedophilia to me..
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            • #36
              Re: Hello, Im new here

              Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
              I am greatly relieved to hear this. I am sorry for being so apprehensive but we get so many teen age girls here PM'ing decent people with long diatribes of stories containing perverted lust and debauched sex stories. You have no idea how many explicit photograghs and videos I have been sent showing 18 year old girls in all kinds of sexual liaisons, sometimes consisting of two or more females!!!
              Hopefully, you'll be married soon and will discover how vile sex really is. However, you will demonstrate to the Lord your devotion to him by going though 'the act' every ten months to produce another child to wage the Christian War against sinners.
              Your only friend needs to be Jesus.

              Now I understand. Well thank you for the explanation. I would never ever do such terrible thing, I do believe that sexual lusts are sinful, I would never even imagine myself doing such things! And I do believe that sex is only for making babies, only that part of it is a wonderful thing.

              Thank you for the link.
              Luke 14:26 If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children,and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.

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              • #37
                Re: Hello, Im new here

                I am very happy that you do not think of sex and when you do, you understand how disgusting it is. You will become a real wife to a Christian man.

                Has your father (or Pastor) selected a man to betroth you yet? You do know, every month you are fertile and not with child, is a month where a dead baby is tossed into the fires of Hell to spend eternity being tormented by Satan. It breaks my heart, it truly does.
                Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                • #38
                  Re: Hello, Im new here

                  Originally posted by LisaHeather View Post
                  If you would like to email me I would LOVE to tell you about JESUS!!! No matter the color of your skin!!!!
                  Please tell me sister. Do you have pictures or videos?

                  I can see if we can get you into the lezbean, man meat; confused female intensive study. You can't beat it. 45 pastors all waiting in line to try and gain an introspect into your body mind.

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                  • #39
                    Re: Hello, Im new here

                    Originally posted by LisaHeather View Post
                    If you would like to email me I would LOVE to tell you about JESUS!!! No matter the color of your skin!!!!
                    Ok, ok. What exactly is your email?

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                    • #40
                      Re: Hello, Im new here

                      Originally posted by LisaHeather View Post
                      If you would like to email me I would LOVE to tell you about JESUS!!! No matter the color of your skin!!!!
                      Hello

                      Yes, I would love that! I want to know about the most important things I need to do as a women and what perspective I should have on Jesus and the world.

                      Thank you for being understanding, I appreciate that.
                      Even though I am Middle Eastern my skin is very light and I dont look like an arab even though I have dark hair and brown eyes. As far as I know Im of the caucasian race too.
                      Luke 14:26 If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children,and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.

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                      • #41
                        Re: Hello, Im new here

                        Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                        I am very happy that you do not think of sex and when you do, you understand how disgusting it is. You will become a real wife to a Christian man.

                        Has your father (or Pastor) selected a man to betroth you yet? You do know, every month you are fertile and not with child, is a month where a dead baby is tossed into the fires of Hell to spend eternity being tormented by Satan. It breaks my heart, it truly does.

                        My parents are not christians and they probably believe that Im too young to be married, I dont share that point of view though. I have no man in my life, but I have been told that no man of your church will marry me, because Im not white. This makes it kind of impossible for me, I dont want my babies to go to hell
                        Luke 14:26 If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children,and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.

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                        • #42
                          Re: Hello, Im new here

                          Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                          Why....

                          Hmmm...

                          Why does this seem familiar to me? It's like the sound of Brother Deaner saying "In, out in, out, in, out" is somehow jogging some... some sort of memory just on the edge of my consciousness...

                          Huh.

                          Don't know what that could be about.

                          I'm sorry, what were we discussing?
                          Remember how we addressed this on our sessions? If anything did happen you would remember.

                          But you don't remember, don't remember, don't remember...

                          YIC
                          1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                          Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                          Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                          • #43
                            Re: Hello, Im new here

                            Originally posted by Girl21DK View Post
                            My parents are not christians and they probably believe that Im too young to be married, I dont share that point of view though. I have no man in my life, but I have been told that no man of your church will marry me, because Im not white. This makes it kind of impossible for me, I dont want my babies to go to hell
                            Oh.... I did not know you were not a White Christian. You do not use any jive talk. The family you work for must not mind you listening in to learn proper enunciation and diction.
                            It is not true that no man of our Church would ever marry you. There are quite a few ex-negroes and other foreigners (like Canadians) that might consider someone like you. Just so you do not think we are narrow minded, I married a female from Maine!
                            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                            • #44
                              Re: Hello, Im new here

                              Originally posted by Laurence Niles View Post
                              Remember how we addressed this on our sessions? If anything did happen you would remember.

                              But you don't remember, don't remember, don't remember...

                              YIC
                              Thank you Laurence, I always feel such peace after our sessions.
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                              • #45
                                Re: Hello, Im new here

                                Originally posted by Girl21DK View Post
                                My parents are not christians and they probably believe that Im too young to be married, I dont share that point of view though. I have no man in my life, but I have been told that no man of your church will marry me, because Im not white. This makes it kind of impossible for me, I dont want my babies to go to hell
                                OH NO!! You're not white? I'm afraid there's not much we can do for you. The only way your babies won't go to hell, of course, is if you never have any. I'd advise an IMMEDIATE tubal ligation.

                                The only other course of action would be, and this would have to be approved by the church elders, since being non-white is a "pre-existing condidtion", is to see what Michael Jackson's people would say about a "race-change operation" or procedure. I'm crestfallen, I must admit; There was much potential in you
                                Recovering Catholic.

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                                Aspiring to be God's Bouncer..

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