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[James Hutchins]

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I think you have a heck of a nerve to attempt to continue to soil Gods Favorite forum with your slander.

You know, every time you make Jesus weep with your hurtful comments, you must repent tenfold more. I am not sure how old you are but by by my son, Henry's count, you have to repent 87 times a day for the next 139 and 6 years.
You better get cracking.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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Now, I know I've caused you all a LOT of trouble. A heck of a lot of trouble.

Boy, you sure have. My whole family has lain awake nights, clearly upset by the stories I told them about you.

Rita, with all the anguish you have caused the True Christians(tm) here, how can we ever let you back into our delicate hearts?

Just think how Jesus must feel.

[Redeemed Papist]

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I would love to think that the Truth(r) about God is now in your heart and you want to help us with getting all the heathens and false Christian fools to love Jesus like we do and to respect God like we do. But you have been a mad and crazy bitch servant of all that goes against just how actually true God is. You have promoted the idea that God is not as real as is evident when you read the Bible. You have called True Christians(tm) liars. You have accused us of lying about God's word simply because we quote it verbatim.

I ask you: why would we now embrace you? We are as one in the desire to gather you to Christ's reality but what makes you actually one with the Truth(r)?

[Felicity]

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Welcome back! I love Jesus a lot too!

My father said I am no longer allowed to sleep so I can watch your every move all the time.

[Cranky Old Man]

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I took the time to read the Bible from cover to cover, and after much fasting and prayer, I have found that every single word in the Bible... I agree with.

It always brings a tear to my eyes when someone studies the entire Bible and sees the truth that is our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. It's a defining moment in one's life that can't be compared with anything else. Marriage, your first kiss, your first dollar, your first child, your first anti gay rally, all these things mean nothing when compared to getting to know Jesus. You have done some bad here, so expect people to be suspicious. But I am certain with Jesus on your side you will succeed!

[Redeemed Papist]

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[Didymus Much]

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...That's not me anymore. My life has been changed. I am no longer the same, and if you can give me a chance...

[Repentant Rita]

Hello, it's me. Don't shoot, I'm not trying to harm. Now, I know I've caused you all a LOT of trouble. A heck of a lot of trouble. But I've honestly changed. I took the time to read the Bible from cover to cover, and after much fasting and prayer, I have found that every single word in the Bible... I agree with. I'm not kidding. Now, I'm not going to waste your time with poems or mysteries. I'm done with it. For real.

My favorite Scriptures would be John 8:36 and 2 Corinthians 5:17.

John 8:36- If the Son therefore shall make you free, ye shall be free indeed.

2 Corinthians 5:17- Therefore if any man be in Christ, he is a new creature: old things are passed away; behold, all things are become new.

Now, I know that some of you may not believe me. I'm okay with that. If I never earn your trust, that's just something I'm going to have to live with. However, I do honestly hope that you all can find it within yourselves to give me another chance.

I may have been a trouble making, hot headed, completely insane poet. That's not me anymore. My life has been changed. I am no longer the same, and if you can give me a chance, I will prove it.