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  • Repentant Rita
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Nov 2012
    • 6
    #1

    Hello...

    Hello, it's me. Don't shoot, I'm not trying to harm. Now, I know I've caused you all a LOT of trouble. A heck of a lot of trouble. But I've honestly changed. I took the time to read the Bible from cover to cover, and after much fasting and prayer, I have found that every single word in the Bible... I agree with. I'm not kidding. Now, I'm not going to waste your time with poems or mysteries. I'm done with it. For real.

    My favorite Scriptures would be John 8:36 and 2 Corinthians 5:17.

    John 8:36- If the Son therefore shall make you free, ye shall be free indeed.

    2 Corinthians 5:17- Therefore if any man be in Christ, he is a new creature: old things are passed away; behold, all things are become new.

    Now, I know that some of you may not believe me. I'm okay with that. If I never earn your trust, that's just something I'm going to have to live with. However, I do honestly hope that you all can find it within yourselves to give me another chance.

    I may have been a trouble making, hot headed, completely insane poet. That's not me anymore. My life has been changed. I am no longer the same, and if you can give me a chance, I will prove it.
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    • Didymus Much
      Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
      • Jun 2010
      • 14079
      #2
      Re: Hello...

      Originally posted by Repentant Rita View Post
      ...That's not me anymore. My life has been changed. I am no longer the same, and if you can give me a chance...

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        • Redeemed Papist
          Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
          True Christian™
          • Jul 2011
          • 10409
          #3
          Re: Hello...

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          Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

          John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

          Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
          The truth about volcanos
          Sex and debauchery in public schools
          Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
          God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
          Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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            • Cranky Old Man
              Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
              You kids get off his lawn!
               
              • Jan 2010
              • 22373
              #4
              Re: Hello...

              Originally posted by Repentant Rita View Post
              I took the time to read the Bible from cover to cover, and after much fasting and prayer, I have found that every single word in the Bible... I agree with.
              It always brings a tear to my eyes when someone studies the entire Bible and sees the truth that is our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. It's a defining moment in one's life that can't be compared with anything else. Marriage, your first kiss, your first dollar, your first child, your first anti gay rally, all these things mean nothing when compared to getting to know Jesus. You have done some bad here, so expect people to be suspicious. But I am certain with Jesus on your side you will succeed!
              5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
              To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
              James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                • Felicity
                  As pure and virginal as the driven snow.
                  True Christian™
                  • Apr 2010
                  • 4834
                  #5
                  Re: Hello...

                  Welcome back! I love Jesus a lot too!

                  My father said I am no longer allowed to sleep so I can watch your every move all the time.
                  I Jesus!

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                    • Redeemed Papist
                      Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                      True Christian™
                      • Jul 2011
                      • 10409
                      #6
                      Re: Hello...

                      I would love to think that the Truth(r) about God is now in your heart and you want to help us with getting all the heathens and false Christian fools to love Jesus like we do and to respect God like we do. But you have been a mad and crazy bitch servant of all that goes against just how actually true God is. You have promoted the idea that God is not as real as is evident when you read the Bible. You have called True Christians(tm) liars. You have accused us of lying about God's word simply because we quote it verbatim.

                      I ask you: why would we now embrace you? We are as one in the desire to gather you to Christ's reality but what makes you actually one with the Truth(r)?
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                      Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                      John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                      Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                      The truth about volcanos
                      Sex and debauchery in public schools
                      Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                      God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                      Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                        • Billy Bob Jenkins
                          Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                          About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                          Hates anal sex. And trees.
                          True Christian™
                          • May 2010
                          • 8337
                          #7
                          Re: Hello...

                          Originally posted by Repentant Rita View Post
                          Now, I know I've caused you all a LOT of trouble. A heck of a lot of trouble.
                          Boy, you sure have. My whole family has lain awake nights, clearly upset by the stories I told them about you.

                          Rita, with all the anguish you have caused the True Christians(tm) here, how can we ever let you back into our delicate hearts?

                          Just think how Jesus must feel.
                          The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                            • James Hutchins
                              True Christian™
                              Just a Regular Nice Guy
                               
                              • Jun 2009
                              • 29453
                              #8
                              Re: Hello...

                              I think you have a heck of a nerve to attempt to continue to soil Gods Favorite forum with your slander.

                              You know, every time you make Jesus weep with your hurtful comments, you must repent tenfold more. I am not sure how old you are but by by my son, Henry's count, you have to repent 87 times a day for the next 139 and 6 years.
                              You better get cracking.
                              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                                • Mary Etheldreda
                                  Gushing for Jesus
                                   
                                  • Sep 2011
                                  • 23775
                                  #9
                                  Re: Hello...

                                  Originally posted by Repentant Rita View Post
                                  Hello, it's me. Don't shoot, I'm not trying to harm. Now, I know I've caused you all a LOT of trouble. A heck of a lot of trouble. But I've honestly changed. I took the time to read the Bible from cover to cover, and after much fasting and prayer, I have found that every single word in the Bible... I agree with. I'm not kidding. Now, I'm not going to waste your time with poems or mysteries. I'm done with it. For real.

                                  My favorite Scriptures would be John 8:36 and 2 Corinthians 5:17.

                                  John 8:36- If the Son therefore shall make you free, ye shall be free indeed.

                                  2 Corinthians 5:17- Therefore if any man be in Christ, he is a new creature: old things are passed away; behold, all things are become new.

                                  Now, I know that some of you may not believe me. I'm okay with that. If I never earn your trust, that's just something I'm going to have to live with. However, I do honestly hope that you all can find it within yourselves to give me another chance.

                                  I may have been a trouble making, hot headed, completely insane poet. That's not me anymore. My life has been changed. I am no longer the same, and if you can give me a chance, I will prove it.
                                  What a considerate offer, thank you. How can you prove it? Can you share with us how reading the bible through, from cover to cover, changed your perspective of the LORD's Word? Can you share with us please how you think your hot-headed, completely insane "poetry" affected the Body of Christ? Would you please let us know what you plan to do from here on out? In what other ways would you like to prove to us you have changed?

                                  Thank you.

                                  Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                                    • Brother Harold Porter
                                      Landover Senior Outreach
                                      Touching Men, Women and Children with the Good News!
                                      True Christian™
                                      • Jun 2010
                                      • 8236
                                      #10
                                      Re: Hello...

                                      Oh Rita, I so desperately want to believe you, but we have been down this road before. It's always just a matter of time until the "hot mess" takes over and you strike out at us like a rattlesnake. And all we have ever done is try to witness with God's Word and save you from the stains on your soul that will doom you to an eternity of torment at the hands of the devil that has held you so firmly in his grasp.

                                      The vitriolic and hateful bile, the sordid and degenerate accounts of your filthy sexual conquests with other lesbanians, the imbecilic poetry meant to mock us.

                                      How can we truly know this time that you have indeed kneeled in front of Jesus and received His special and warm gift of Salvation? Rita, you are certainly always in my prayers, but I will remain skeptical until you have proven that Jesus is deep inside you and in charge now.

                                      In Christ
                                      Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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                                        • Young Peter
                                          Forum Member
                                          Forum Member
                                          • Nov 2012
                                          • 79
                                          #11
                                          Re: Hello...

                                          Hello Rita you are a poet? I am a poet and a writer and an artist and I only use my creatvie gifts to give all GLORY to JESUS CHRIST. Do you use your gifts to give GLORY to JESUS CHRIST or do you do other things wtih them? It sounds like you sit around writing dirty poetry. Are you a dirty girl? I got in some trouble because of a dirty girl who lied but I am a CHRISTIAN so I forgave her and came to love her with all my heart. Unfortunately she and her parents are under warlock toxin mind control and she is being kept hidden from me.

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                                            • Repentant Rita
                                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                                              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                              • Nov 2012
                                              • 6
                                              #12
                                              Re: Hello...

                                              Originally posted by Young Peter View Post
                                              Hello Rita you are a poet? I am a poet and a writer and an artist and I only use my creatvie gifts to give all GLORY to JESUS CHRIST. Do you use your gifts to give GLORY to JESUS CHRIST or do you do other things wtih them? It sounds like you sit around writing dirty poetry. Are you a dirty girl? I got in some trouble because of a dirty girl who lied but I am a CHRISTIAN so I forgave her and came to love her with all my heart. Unfortunately she and her parents are under warlock toxin mind control and she is being kept hidden from me.
                                              I'm not a poet anymore. I stopped writing poetry.

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                                                • Repentant Rita
                                                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                                                  BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                                  • Nov 2012
                                                  • 6
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: Hello...

                                                  Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                                                  What a considerate offer, thank you. How can you prove it? Can you share with us how reading the bible through, from cover to cover, changed your perspective of the LORD's Word? Can you share with us please how you think your hot-headed, completely insane "poetry" affected the Body of Christ? Would you please let us know what you plan to do from here on out? In what other ways would you like to prove to us you have changed?

                                                  Thank you.

                                                  Reading the Bible from cover to cover showed me that everything, yes everything, in the Bible is truth and has to be obeyed. There can't be partial obedience. It's all or nothing. My hot-headed, completely insane "poetry" most likely caused frustration and confusion. For that I sincerely apologize. From here on out, I plan to first of all not write any more poetry. I also plan to keep my temper to a bare minimum, and not lash out at those more righteous than myself. Now I realize that the only way you will believe me is through a matter of time. However, all I ask is that I am given the time to prove myself, and prove how much I have changed.

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                                                    • Young Peter
                                                      Forum Member
                                                      Forum Member
                                                      • Nov 2012
                                                      • 79
                                                      #14
                                                      Re: Hello...

                                                      Well that is good news if you were wroting dirty poems. Have you thought about writing poems to GLORIFY JESUS CHRIST or are you worried the temptation will be too much and you will write sex poems instead?

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                                                        • Repentant Rita
                                                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                                                          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                                          • Nov 2012
                                                          • 6
                                                          #15
                                                          Re: Hello...

                                                          Originally posted by Young Peter View Post
                                                          Well that is good news if you were wroting dirty poems. Have you thought about writing poems to GLORIFY JESUS CHRIST or are you worried the temptation will be too much and you will write sex poems instead?
                                                          I just think that for now it's best if I don't write poetry. Maybe at some time in the far, far future. Maybe.

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