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I have come here to introduce myself.
I am Blexc, and I have seen the Light! Before, I was a wicked pastafarian, worshipping the false idol of the spaghetti.
However, one day, as I prepared my dinner of pasta and rum, I beheld an Awesome sight: the pasta transformed into manna and the rum transformed into a strange book. It was in English, which was a foreign tongue to me,but as I opened it, I found I could now understand it. It was the Authorized King James Bible. The Holy Spirit enlightened me. 
He then told me to slaughter all of my goats, even though it would leave me destitute. I did so, and God rewarded my faith by reviving the goats and increasing my herd tenfold and blessing my progeny.
I now worship at Baptist Church of Holy Saviour in small town east of ruins of Sodom and Gomorrah, where I spit daily on the pillar of salt that was Lot's wife. If I become wealthy enough, I will move to Freehold, America.
My favorite verse in the Holy Bible is Matthew 3:10
"And now alſo the axe is layd vnto the root of the trees: Therefore euery tree which bringeth not foorth good fruite, is hewen downe, and caſt into the fire." It reminds me of how important it is to worship Him and bring foorth good fruite and what happens to the infidels.
You frequently ask new members whether they have their husband's permission to visit this website. This is irrelevant to me, as I am a man, and it would be wickedly sinful for me to take a husband. I have a subservient wife, like any other good Christian man.
I am Blexc, and I have seen the Light! Before, I was a wicked pastafarian, worshipping the false idol of the spaghetti.
However, one day, as I prepared my dinner of pasta and rum, I beheld an Awesome sight: the pasta transformed into manna and the rum transformed into a strange book. It was in English, which was a foreign tongue to me,but as I opened it, I found I could now understand it. It was the Authorized King James Bible. The Holy Spirit enlightened me. He then told me to slaughter all of my goats, even though it would leave me destitute. I did so, and God rewarded my faith by reviving the goats and increasing my herd tenfold and blessing my progeny.I now worship at Baptist Church of Holy Saviour in small town east of ruins of Sodom and Gomorrah, where I spit daily on the pillar of salt that was Lot's wife. If I become wealthy enough, I will move to Freehold, America.
My favorite verse in the Holy Bible is Matthew 3:10
"And now alſo the axe is layd vnto the root of the trees: Therefore euery tree which bringeth not foorth good fruite, is hewen downe, and caſt into the fire." It reminds me of how important it is to worship Him and bring foorth good fruite and what happens to the infidels.
You frequently ask new members whether they have their husband's permission to visit this website. This is irrelevant to me, as I am a man, and it would be wickedly sinful for me to take a husband. I have a subservient wife, like any other good Christian man.
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