[PetitionLady]

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Petition Lady I will be sure to be patient and talk more about God.

Praise the Lord!

Start quickly. Post a favorite Bible verse and let's discuss it.

[George W. Jenkins]

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Praise the Lord!

Start quickly. Post a favorite Bible verse and let's discuss it.

My daddy doesn't like to "discuss" the Bible so much as read it aloud over and over word for word. He says the last thing you should do with God's Word is think about it, because that is likely to turn you into an atheist.

[Yea-tho-we-walk]

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Sir I am lying to some extent. We do have some valuable assets and we do live near a pawn shop, but I can't sell fathers things that is Lieng and thieving, and I apologize for Lieng early, but I just can't sell fathers things. He would beat me brainless,and would probably go get his things back. Is there anyway I can still e a forum member I really want to be a member of the forums.

Ron, do you want your father to burn in the lake of fire? It is your obligation to help him into Heaven any way possible. All of his earthly possesions are in fact idols that he is inadvertantly worshipping instead of Jesus. Right this moment, Jesus is building mansions in Heaven for the saved and your fathers worldly belongings could easily land him in hell. Why take chances with both your fathers and your salvation for the sake of a few coin collections, firearms, hubcaps, video cameras, outboard motors, electric razors or other needless material possesions? Actually you should quietly sell your fathers house when he is at work and give the money to the poor (Landover Baptist will handle that part), then you will be perfect in the eyes of the Lord!!

[Creationist Ron]

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Ron, do you want your father to burn in the lake of fire? It is your obligation to help him into Heaven any way possible. All of his earthly possesions are in fact idols that he is inadvertantly worshipping instead of Jesus. Right this moment, Jesus is building mansions in Heaven for the saved and your fathers worldly belongings could easily land him in hell. Why take chances with both your fathers and your salvation for the sake of a few coin collections, firearms, hubcaps, video cameras, outboard motors, electric razors or other needless material possesions? Actually you should quietly sell your fathers house when he is at work and give the money to the poor (Landover Baptist will handle that part), then you will be perfect in the eyes of the Lord!!

I asked father and he said NO. If I go ahead and do it I would be disrespecting my parents and I would be lying both are forbidden by the bible.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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I asked father and he said NO. If I go ahead and do it I would be disrespecting my parents and I would be lying both are forbidden by the bible.

Romans 3:7 gives you an easy out. Christ always leaves a door open for those who are willing.

Romans 3:7


7 For if the truth of God hath more abounded through my lie unto his glory; why yet am I also judged as a sinner?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Pastor Ezekiel The computer belongs to my father and if I sold it how would I be able to post?

The Holy Bible says that poor people like you should give everything they own to God. It'll all come back tenfold, if your faith is strong enough.

Mark 12:41 And Jesus sat over against the treasury, and beheld how the people cast money into the treasury: and many that were rich cast in much. Mark 12:42 And there came a certain poor widow, and she threw in two mites, which make a farthing. Mark 12:43 And he called unto him his disciples, and saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That this poor widow hath cast more in, than all they which have cast into the treasury: Mark 12:44 For all they did cast in of their abundance; but she of her want did cast in all that she had, even all her living.

[Yea-tho-we-walk]

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I asked father and he said NO. If I go ahead and do it I would be disrespecting my parents and I would be lying both are forbidden by the bible.

Ron, when you asked your father if you could sell his house and give the proceeds to Landover, maybe it was a knee jerk response when he said no. Try again when he is in a better mood, say after his morning coffee. Try to imagine what an entertaining story it will be a decade or so in the future when other parents are storytelling about their childrens antics like spilling milk on a new carpet or using crayons on a kitchen wall, when your parents can trump the other parents by telling them that you obtained a quit claim deed and sold their house while they were at work! What a knee slapping story that would be for your family at a rescue mission soup line a few years from now!

[Creationist Ron]

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Ron, when you asked your father if you could sell his house and give the proceeds to Landover, maybe it was a knee jerk response when he said no. Try again when he is in a better mood, say after his morning coffee. Try to imagine what an entertaining story it will be a decade or so in the future when other parents are storytelling about their childrens antics like spilling milk on a new carpet or using crayons on a kitchen wall, when your parents can trump the other parents by telling them that you obtained a quit claim deed and sold their house while they were at work! What a knee slapping story that would be for your family at a rescue mission soup line a few years from now!

I'll ask him maybe after my mother delivers the baby an its a boy he would be sure to say yes or maybe after something real good happens it would be a great story I will try my hardest yea-tho-we-walk!

[PetitionLady]

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My daddy doesn't like to "discuss" the Bible so much as read it aloud over and over word for word. He says the last thing you should do with God's Word is think about it, because that is likely to turn you into an atheist.

Thank you.

Yes, looking back, "discuss" was not a good word choice on my part. It should be more like, "Give us your favorite Bible verse and let's sing praise together!"



Thank you. I'm here to learn.

YSiC

[John North]

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I am going to get baptised this Sunday if possible I am also going to turn 18 in 2 days.

Why wouldn’t it be possible for you to turn 18 in 2 days? Is your birthday conditional by any means? Since more than 2 days has passed since you wrote this I’m curious… How old are you right now?

[Creationist Ron]

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Typo sir sorry I'm 18 right now

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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Typo sir sorry I'm 18 right now

Another post without so much as a mention of Jesus Christ.

You do know He died temporarily for you, don't you?

[PetitionLady]

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Friend, it's about time you select a Bible verse for your signature line. I know there are so many to choose from - is that the hold up?

YSiC

[PetitionLady]

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Ahhh, Brother Billy Bob, I see we posted at the exact same time ... and on the same wavelength. Our Lord. Amen!



YSiC

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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Ahhh, Brother Billy Bob, I see we posted at the exact same time ... and on the same wavelength. Our Lord. Amen!



YSiC

Indeed, when you are on Christ's wavelength, you are on mine.

I just wish the Unsaved Trash had the wherewithal to heed our example as we go forth one with Christ.

It is sad that the gravity of the situation will only strike these fools once they wake up in Hell once and for all.

It is comforting to know that they must somehow deserve it.