[James Hutchins]

Re: Scottish Retard?

Well Valerie, I am glad to see you coming to grips with your scottish backround and your 'mental issues'. However, LBC is a place of gentle reflection and not where you should come to bang your hed against the walls. We find it, oh, 'unattractive'.
I am aiad you are going to find when you die, you do have at least one regret, a big one. You'll regret you did not give unto God what He commands. Because of your selfish behavior, you will spend all of eternity in Hell. Think about it. It is even worse than scootland or britland.
You're dead
Whether due to your own disgusting sinning or the Lords divine will, you are dead. Instantly your soul begin falling towards the black abyss above Hell. The falling seems eternal as you gather speed and the heat begins to grow. Then you notice a red dot below you growing larger by the second, this is the Lake in the center of Hell. It is the brightest point in Hell therefore it is visible for a great distance. Keep in mind that the farther you fall, the further from Christ you are.
As you gain speed and the flames become apparent you may wonder how you can stop this from happening. The answer is simple. It's too late and you can't, you're doomed. Your soul is damned and it WILL happen. The temperature is now approaching the unbearable limit as your flesh begins to smoulder and ignite and you continue to build speed as you plummet toward the now visible boiling Lake of Fire. You can almost make out individual souls thrashing in the magma with your flaming eyesockets. Soon you will join them, your terror mounts as your screams become gargled with the stench of Hells evil smell. The heat becomes excruciating as you notice your skin peeling away and your bones becoming visible and black. Flaming and screaming in anguish, you splashdown into the acidic brimstone of Satans Lake at around 250 MPH. You are instantly vaporized and reformed as a tormented soul writhing in absolute terror in the deafening depths of the Lake that Burns Eternal. The pain is beyond comprehension as you gnash your teeth so hard they shatter in your mouth. Satan periodically plucks you from the flames to savagely rape repeatedly and casually tosses you to his infernal minions to rip apart and rape at will, only to be reformed and have this scenario repeated...over and over and over, forever.
Is it still funny mocking our mission to Save your soul? We want you to enjoy Heaven and eternal praise and worship at the feet of our Saviour the Lord Jesus Christ.

Unless you are Saved™ by Jesus Christ and His Holy website and favorite church, Landover Baptist, there is no other way to avoid this.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Scottish Retard?

I am not debating with you, your religion is just as real as mine, just different.

No it's not. Your religion is a figment of your imagination. Yours is naught but a compilation of historical ideas and modern philosophy mixed with psychotic ramblings and retarded ideology. You think you know the mind of God because you think you know your mind, and you imagine there must be conformity. You're doing nothing but projecting your moral code on an imaginary deity. This is not what we do. Not even a little.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Scottish Retard?

Forgive me if I'm interpreting what you are saying incorrectly but it was you who brought up the subject on animal rape and not me, I'm not obsessed with it. It's gross, that's the end. Homoerotic depictions of Jesus? I don't remember saying anything about Jesus's sexuality... I'm talking about my friends. I'm glad you have a true message and stick to it and represent it, good for you. You keep doing what you're doing, I'm fine with that. Like I said, I like Christianity and your messages (mostly), it's just not for me.

Please excuse me but I am at a wedding for two decent Christians who are devoting themselves to each other in the name of Christ.

The deserve my attention more than some God mocking satanist whore. You make me sick.

All the best.

[Valkyre]

Re: Scottish Retard?

I hear what you say. But your obsession with animal rape, homererotic depictions of Jesus makes me not want to continue this conversation.

I hope that one day you will realise the true message of Christianity and what we do here is to show this: consistantly and thorough.

YIC

Forgive me if I'm interpreting what you are saying incorrectly but it was you who brought up the subject on animal rape and not me, I'm not obsessed with it. It's gross, that's the end. Homoerotic depictions of Jesus? I don't remember saying anything about Jesus's sexuality... I'm talking about my friends. I'm glad you have a true message and stick to it and represent it, good for you. You keep doing what you're doing, I'm fine with that. Like I said, I like Christianity and your messages (mostly), it's just not for me.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Scottish Retard?

He didn't do anything to me or for me. I have nothing against the guy. Not sure You act like raped your kitten makes sense... But I have never had a kitten, have never been raped or raped another and bestiality is just disgusting. I'm not showing any hate, I don't see how I'm being deceptive either. As for a homoerotic elite, I hardly think two people constitutes to an elite, we're friends not a society. Where I go after death doesn't bother me as long as I lead a life that leaves me with no regrets. I currently have no regrets.

I hear what you say. But your obsession with animal rape, homererotic depictions of Jesus makes me not want to continue this conversation.

I hope that one day you will realise the true message of Christianity and what we do here is to show this: consistantly and thorough.

YIC

[Valkyre]

Re: Scottish Retard?

Good grief woman, what did Jesus ever do to you? You act like raped your kitten

The deceptive hate you spew makes me sick you and your homoerotic liberal elite need to think about what is important: not going to Hell.

He didn't do anything to me or for me. I have nothing against the guy. Not sure You act like raped your kitten makes sense... But I have never had a kitten, have never been raped or raped another and bestiality is just disgusting. I'm not showing any hate, I don't see how I'm being deceptive either. As for a homoerotic elite, I hardly think two people constitutes to an elite, we're friends not a society. Where I go after death doesn't bother me as long as I lead a life that leaves me with no regrets. I currently have no regrets.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Scottish Retard?

I know I am a sinner and a retard, if it makes you happy I'll lie and say I'm Scottish too. What's one more sin? I've been trying to see things your way and there is a lot that I do agree with. The more I try to find God though the more you seem to shun me. Anyway I'm going to come clean now, you know my many sins if you have read my introduction thread 'Just another Unsaved Trash' but there was one thing I neglected to tell you all, in the hope that I may be able to change it. I am a Satanist. My Master has saved my life many times, the first time he came to me was as a child when your God abandoned me to die in agony, aged 8 despite my constant praying and dedication to your Lord.

Excuse me for not sacrificing animals or harming children, or not condoning rape or wanting to murder anyone of a different mindset to my own. Hey, I like Christians, especially extremists like you who prove to me what I've always believed. When 'good' goes too far, it is worse than Evil.

You hate Jews, you hate all races other than your own, you hate homosexuals and retards... the list is endless and reminds me of someone, that's right, Hitler. He did all of those things, he believed truly that that was what God wanted and that he was doing good.

Yes, I get it, I'm going to burn in Hell for all eternity and then in the lake of fire and so on and I really do not mind. It doesn't matter where I am, as long as I am with Him, my suffering doesn't matter.

Another thing that I found about your religion is how similar it is to BDSM in many ways, as least the Master/slave system, the sadism and punishment oh and bondage. The lifestyle is very similar, not including Dommes/Mistresses of course and with a lot less fun in the bedroom on your part.

I am not debating with you, your religion is just as real as mine, just different. I'm coming clean here, not trying to prove anyone wrong.

My name is Valkyre Esme Xephira and I am proud to be best friends with a lesbian, I am proud that I am friends with bisexuals, transgenders and any other type of sexuality alike. I will support them. I am not proud of everything I have done, I'm human after all, we make mistakes. No one is perfect, because to me a persons imperfections is what makes them 'perfect'. I am 17 in a month's time, I am a virgin and that doesn't bother me but I'm most likely not saving until marriage. Your sins are what makes us human, what makes me human. I want to see everyone as being happy, I should put myself first but I usually don't. You have a personal relationship with God, I have a personal relationship with Satan.

Bring on the hate, the 'You're wrong, we're right' comments and the like. This is me though, I was 100% willing to turn right instead of left but seeing as you all think I can't be 'saved' what is the point in trying? I'm happy with my Master, my carnal desires and being true to myself.

Good grief woman, what did Jesus ever do to you? You act like raped your kitten

The deceptive hate you spew makes me sick you and your homoerotic liberal elite need to think about what is important: not going to Hell.

[Valkyre]

Re: Scottish Retard?

I know I am a sinner and a retard, if it makes you happy I'll lie and say I'm Scottish too. What's one more sin? I've been trying to see things your way and there is a lot that I do agree with. The more I try to find God though the more you seem to shun me. Anyway I'm going to come clean now, you know my many sins if you have read my introduction thread 'Just another Unsaved Trash' but there was one thing I neglected to tell you all, in the hope that I may be able to change it. I am a Satanist. My Master has saved my life many times, the first time he came to me was as a child when your God abandoned me to die in agony, aged 8 despite my constant praying and dedication to your Lord.

Excuse me for not sacrificing animals or harming children, or not condoning rape or wanting to murder anyone of a different mindset to my own. Hey, I like Christians, especially extremists like you who prove to me what I've always believed. When 'good' goes too far, it is worse than Evil.

You hate Jews, you hate all races other than your own, you hate homosexuals and retards... the list is endless and reminds me of someone, that's right, Hitler. He did all of those things, he believed truly that that was what God wanted and that he was doing good.

Yes, I get it, I'm going to burn in Hell for all eternity and then in the lake of fire and so on and I really do not mind. It doesn't matter where I am, as long as I am with Him, my suffering doesn't matter.

Another thing that I found about your religion is how similar it is to BDSM in many ways, as least the Master/slave system, the sadism and punishment oh and bondage. The lifestyle is very similar, not including Dommes/Mistresses of course and with a lot less fun in the bedroom on your part.

I am not debating with you, your religion is just as real as mine, just different. I'm coming clean here, not trying to prove anyone wrong.

My name is Valkyre Esme Xephira and I am proud to be best friends with a lesbian, I am proud that I am friends with bisexuals, transgenders and any other type of sexuality alike. I will support them. I am not proud of everything I have done, I'm human after all, we make mistakes. No one is perfect, because to me a persons imperfections is what makes them 'perfect'. I am 17 in a month's time, I am a virgin and that doesn't bother me but I'm most likely not saving until marriage. Your sins are what makes us human, what makes me human. I want to see everyone as being happy, I should put myself first but I usually don't. You have a personal relationship with God, I have a personal relationship with Satan.

Bring on the hate, the 'You're wrong, we're right' comments and the like. This is me though, I was 100% willing to turn right instead of left but seeing as you all think I can't be 'saved' what is the point in trying? I'm happy with my Master, my carnal desires and being true to myself.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Scottish Retard?

And still no praise of Jesus from this scotch retard.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Scottish Retard?

Only a scotch retard would take this long to accept the truth.

QED

YBIC

Yes, TRUE Christian(tm) logic is inescapable Valkyre.

Look Valkyre, you need to face up you are a sinner. If Herman Cain, Condi Rice and Chief Justice Thomas can repent of their depravity and become good Christians (as in white, male Republican Baptists) then so can a Scotsman!

Good news indeed.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Scottish Retard?

I just do not want to be labeled falsely, as I feel as if I am lying to you all with that tag. I do not wish to deceive any of you for lying is a sin. If this falsehood doesn't bother anyone bar myself I will of course drop the subject, as it seems pointless to argue it.

I understand you are a bit 'slow' and are just a female but is your comprehension poor too?

English, scottish, irish, brit. All the same as far as any decent person considers.

You should be more concerned with your presonal relationship with God is and not all this name calling. Tell, what have you done for Jesus today?

You might want to actually read the posts that people go to painstaking effort to write for you.
Just like God went to unimaginable effort to have the Bible created so He could share His Holy Word(tm) with you.

[Matthew Hopkins]

Re: Scottish Retard?

I just do not want to be labeled falsely, as I feel as if I am lying to you all with that tag. I do not wish to deceive any of you for lying is a sin. If this falsehood doesn't bother anyone bar myself I will of course drop the subject, as it seems pointless to argue it.

Only a scotch retard would take this long to accept the truth.

QED

YBIC

[Valkyre]

Re: Scottish Retard?

Friend,

Are any of your ancestors American? No, I don't think so. So what else is there to discuss when it comes to your relationship with Jesus?

I just do not want to be labeled falsely, as I feel as if I am lying to you all with that tag. I do not wish to deceive any of you for lying is a sin. If this falsehood doesn't bother anyone bar myself I will of course drop the subject, as it seems pointless to argue it.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Scottish Retard?

I am not scottish, I am English. I'm not spewing any hate as far as I can see, forgive me if there is something I have written that in some way offends you. I do none of the things you have listed and really don't see where you got the idea in the first place that I am Scottish. All I asked for is a tiny alteration, it's not as if I am denying being a retard. I apologise humbly for any upset this may have cause, I did not think my request would offend anyone.

Friend,

Are any of your ancestors American? No, I don't think so. So what else is there to discuss when it comes to your relationship with Jesus?

[Valkyre]

Re: Scottish Retard?

I am not scottish, I am English. I'm not spewing any hate as far as I can see, forgive me if there is something I have written that in some way offends you. I do none of the things you have listed and really don't see where you got the idea in the first place that I am Scottish. All I asked for is a tiny alteration, it's not as if I am denying being a retard. I apologise humbly for any upset this may have cause, I did not think my request would offend anyone.