Scottish Retard?

[George W. Jenkins]

Re: Scottish Retard?

Since mom is crying and the computer is still on, and there are Scotch retardeds in the thread, I thought I would just explain my future platform on immigration from the Abomination of Desolation that is Europistan.

Since Europeans have all converted to Islam since 9-11, there is really no place for them in a Christian society. But we did allow the Irish to come over as indentured servants, and they did a lot of work, for Irish.

If the Scotch are willing to put down the bottle and change into some pants, there should be no problem with them functioning as slaves and indentured servants for life in God's country America. If they are caught raping the livestock however, God and my dad will be very angry. And since I will be President I guess I will be very angry too.

Perhaps I will invade Scotchland and put a stop to all this sheep rape once and for all, by putting every Scotchman in solitary confinement so the sheep can finally graze in peace. Then they will just have to rape themselves I guess.

[Cindy Lou Jenkins]

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I am very disappointed. My husband allows me to use the internet very rarely, and only when I have done an exceptional job of preparing a meal or scrubbing the floor. Now, on my special day, I open the internet and what do I see but Scotch retardeds being allowed to spew hatred and racism on God's favorite website.

You have no idea how much this hurts.

(Billy Bob: I approve this post.)

[John North]

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Scottish retard? Now there's a question that can be always answered with "Yes."

What springs to mind when one thinks of Scotland?
Red-haired men in skirts speaking an unintelligible language? Yes
Incredible meanness? Yes.
The Poems of James MacGonagall? Yes.
Toothless drunks? Yes.
Fried Mars Bars? Yes
Luke-warm weak porridge? Yes

I would like to add those fleshlights they make of haggis to that list. Apart from that, an excellent summary.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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Scottish retard? Now there's a question that can be always answered with "Yes."

What springs to mind when one thinks of Scotland?
Red-haired men in skirts speaking an unintelligible language? Yes
Incredible meanness? Yes.
The Poems of James MacGonagall? Yes.
Toothless drunks? Yes.
Fried Mars Bars? Yes
Luke-warm weak porridge? Yes

Scottish retard? Yes.

[James Hutchins]

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At least she's not Welsh, amirite?

You certainly are, the welches are all cheaters.

[Didymus Much]

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English, scottish, irish, brit. All the same as far as any decent person considers...

At least she's not Welsh, amirite?

[James Hutchins]

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English, scottish, irish, brit. All the same as far as any decent person considers.

You should be more concerned with your presonal relationship with God is and not all this name calling. Tell, what have you done for Jesus today?

[Valkyre]

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Can you honestly say you have no Scot ancestors? To ten generations? One of them might have offended God by being born out of wedlock or being lame or having anal sex. Hardly surprising in Scotland where the men all yearn to wear skirts

I can honestly say that I am not descended from the Scottish. I've so far traced back 15 generations of my family and all were English on all sides. I have their marriage certificates and the date of all their childrens births and deaths. So none were born out of wedlock. I also have all the census, none were declared as lame or in anyway mentally deficient. All the men that survived married women and I have no reason whatsoever to believe that any of them wore a skirt at any time.

[Redeemed Papist]

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Is it really more offensive to be called scotch than english? I did not know that. I guess I always thought of them as equally disgusting.

Stir the bitter cup I have to daily drink, brother.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

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Simply accept the compliment. A Scottish retard is the equivalent of an English genuis.

Sad but true. The amount of liberal intellectualism, temperance and lack of drug and alcohol dependency in the Scotch puts the English to shame.

YIC

[Steve]

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As I'm sure you can see, I am now known on this site as a Scottish Retard. Naturally I have a problem with this as I am in no way Scottish. I'm English, you can trace my ancestors back hundreds of years and all were from England. England used to be God's favourite country so I'm sure you can see why I would prefer to be known as an English Retard. Could someone please rectify this error, or tell me who to contact?

Many thanks

Simply accept the compliment. A Scottish retard is the equivalent of an English genuis.

[Zechariah Smyth]

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Is it really more offensive to be called scotch than english? I did not know that. I guess I always thought of them as equally disgusting.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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As I'm sure you can see, I am now known on this site as a Scottish Retard. Naturally I have a problem with this as I am in no way Scottish. I'm English, you can trace my ancestors back hundreds of years and all were from England. England used to be God's favourite country so I'm sure you can see why I would prefer to be known as an English Retard. Could someone please rectify this error, or tell me who to contact?

Many thanks

This is just silly. I really don't care what the difference between "Great Britain" and "the UK" is. You ethnics are always pushing your culture down our throats. The internet is considered American waters. You will obey our customs here.

[Redeemed Papist]

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1 Samuel 16:7 But the LORD said unto Samuel, Look not on his countenance, or on the height of his stature; because I have refused him: for the LORD seeth not as man seeth; for man looketh on the outward appearance, but the LORD looketh on the heart.

Can you honestly say you have no Scot ancestors? To ten generations? One of them might have offended God by being born out of wedlock or being lame or having anal sex. Hardly surprising in Scotland where the men all yearn to wear skirts.

Deuteronomy 22:5 The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God.

[Valkyre]

As I'm sure you can see, I am now known on this site as a Scottish Retard. Naturally I have a problem with this as I am in no way Scottish. I'm English, you can trace my ancestors back hundreds of years and all were from England. England used to be God's favourite country so I'm sure you can see why I would prefer to be known as an English Retard. Could someone please rectify this error, or tell me who to contact?

Many thanks