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    A question about salvation

    My wife has an African Parrot I got her for her birthday a few years ago. She's taught him to quote verse from the Bible (King James Version) and we were both wondering if the parrot could join us in heaven? Sure, it's a parrot but it's a lot smarter than these colored boys I've been watching play football on the TV. That parrot ain't no sinner either, although he does enjoy a glass of beer when he watches the rasseling matches on the TV.
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    Re: A question about salvation

    Originally posted by Angus_Roundsteak View Post
    My wife has an African Parrot I got her for her birthday a few years ago. She's taught him to quote verse from the Bible (King James Version) and we were both wondering if the parrot could join us in heaven? Sure, it's a parrot but it's a lot smarter than these colored boys I've been watching play football on the TV. That parrot ain't no sinner either, although he does enjoy a glass of beer when he watches the rasseling matches on the TV.
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    • #3
      Re: A question about salvation

      On the off-chance that you aren't another unimaginative troll: I don't recall any mention of parrots in Heaven.

      White horses (Rev. 19:11-14), but no parrots.

      Yours in Christ,

      Z. Smyth
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      • #4
        Re: A question about salvation

        Originally posted by Angus_Roundsteak View Post
        My wife has an African Parrot I got her for her birthday a few years ago. She's taught him to quote verse from the Bible (King James Version) and we were both wondering if the parrot could join us in heaven? Sure, it's a parrot but it's a lot smarter than these colored boys I've been watching play football on the TV. That parrot ain't no sinner either, although he does enjoy a glass of beer when he watches the rasseling matches on the TV.
        Just because a parrot can mimick does not mean it has a soul. In order to enter the Kingdom of Heaven one must have a soul.
        This is why, like gingers, a parrot cannot enter Heaven.
        Anyway why would anyone teach a parrot to quote the Holy Bible.
        Isaiah 66:15

        For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.

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          Re: A question about salvation

          It makes me so sad to think that if this pirate went to Heaven, he wouldn't get to take his parrot buddy with him.



          But I know the Lord would make him forget all about whatever attachment he once felt for that animal, just like the Lord would free him from caring about all his unsaved loved ones who were burning in Hell.

          God is so good!

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          • #6
            Re: A question about salvation

            Originally posted by Thomas Taylor View Post
            Just because a parrot can mimick does not mean it has a soul. In order to enter the Kingdom of Heaven one must have a soul.
            This is why, like gingers, a parrot cannot enter Heaven.
            Anyway why would anyone teach a parrot to quote the Holy Bible.
            Why? I've got her home all day with no TV, no radio, no books, no magazines, no car, no shoes, no nothing to rot her mind. It's just her, the parrot named Falstaff and a KJV Bible.

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            • #7
              Re: A question about salvation

              Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
              It makes me so sad to think that if this pirate went to Heaven, he wouldn't get to take his parrot buddy with him.



              But I know the Lord would make him forget all about whatever attachment he once felt for that animal, just like the Lord would free him from caring about all his unsaved loved ones who were burning in Hell.

              God is so good!

              Do you think it would help the parrot's cause if he learned to sing a few hymns? I'll bet he'd do a dandy rendition of (Give Me That) Old Time Religion. A hymn singing parrot in heaven might be a good thing to have around.

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              • #8
                Re: A question about salvation

                Originally posted by Angus_Roundsteak View Post
                Why? I've got her home all day with no TV, no radio, no books, no magazines, no car, no shoes, no nothing to rot her mind. It's just her, the parrot named Falstaff and a KJV Bible.
                Why, oh why, oh why, do you people persist in trying to mock the Lord?

                There is obviously something missing in your life.

                Proverbs 10:13

                In the lips of him that hath vnderstanding, wisedome is found: but a rod is for the backe of him that is voyd of vnderstanding.

                Try to embrace Jesus. It will open up your eyes.
                Isaiah 66:15

                For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.

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