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Greetings, Landover Baptist Members.
My name is Randy Sellers. I am the half-brother (unfortunately), and sole male steward, of Pricilla Mae. She came about when just over 30 years ago, our harlot mother lay with an injun. My father immediately divorced the trifling jezebel, and took the bastard offspring as payment for his troubles.
Pricilla Mae was loved by my father, in a way which I never truly understood. He often pulled out his strop to spank her. He taught her how to read and write American English fluently. He taught her how to be submissive to a man (which today is me, as I haven't the heart to have her mongrel blood mix with a White Man, thereby further spreading her inferior blood among God's People.)
She is an excellent cook, thanks to my father setting her straight if she so much as cooked a noodle a little too long. She also keeps a spotless house, and has been nothing short of the best house help. And we didn't have to pay for her. I guess my father wasn't that off after all.
I have created for her this account, so she can be enriched by all the wonderful People in Christ. Also, I hope this will be a good place to let her look around, as myself and Mrs. Sellers have just welcomed our first addition, a new baby boy, and I cannot look after a mutt while I have a son to teach the ways of God, and a wife to impregnate again.
I hope this in no way offends you fine people if I allow her to read here, and post (appropriate, Godly material) occasionally. If she is out of hand, I'd thank a MALE True Christian™ member to reprimand her, or send a message to this account (I check the account before and after she is finished.)
I will not post a picture of her face. I will find a proper representation soon. I'm thinking either the ugliest dog in the world, or a picture of her in the kitchen with a paper bag over her head.
YIC
-Randy Sellers
Hello, everyone! I am Pricilla Mae.
I do not go to a Church. I am not really allowed far outside my house except to do errands. My brother Randy wants to move to Freehold, Iowa to show me what a REAL Church looks like, but only from a distance, because he says that my mongrel blood would offend people.
My favorite Scripture comes from Leviticus 11:7-
And the swine, though he divide the hoof, and be clovenfooted, yet he cheweth not the cud; he is unclean to you.
I enjoy reading the Bible, making apple cobbler, and being ashamed that the woman that committed adultery caused me the inability to become a wife and a mother by tainting a beautiful line of White blood. May she burn in Hell forever!!
My name is Randy Sellers. I am the half-brother (unfortunately), and sole male steward, of Pricilla Mae. She came about when just over 30 years ago, our harlot mother lay with an injun. My father immediately divorced the trifling jezebel, and took the bastard offspring as payment for his troubles.
Pricilla Mae was loved by my father, in a way which I never truly understood. He often pulled out his strop to spank her. He taught her how to read and write American English fluently. He taught her how to be submissive to a man (which today is me, as I haven't the heart to have her mongrel blood mix with a White Man, thereby further spreading her inferior blood among God's People.)
She is an excellent cook, thanks to my father setting her straight if she so much as cooked a noodle a little too long. She also keeps a spotless house, and has been nothing short of the best house help. And we didn't have to pay for her. I guess my father wasn't that off after all.
I have created for her this account, so she can be enriched by all the wonderful People in Christ. Also, I hope this will be a good place to let her look around, as myself and Mrs. Sellers have just welcomed our first addition, a new baby boy, and I cannot look after a mutt while I have a son to teach the ways of God, and a wife to impregnate again.
I hope this in no way offends you fine people if I allow her to read here, and post (appropriate, Godly material) occasionally. If she is out of hand, I'd thank a MALE True Christian™ member to reprimand her, or send a message to this account (I check the account before and after she is finished.)
I will not post a picture of her face. I will find a proper representation soon. I'm thinking either the ugliest dog in the world, or a picture of her in the kitchen with a paper bag over her head.
YIC
-Randy Sellers
Hello, everyone! I am Pricilla Mae.
I do not go to a Church. I am not really allowed far outside my house except to do errands. My brother Randy wants to move to Freehold, Iowa to show me what a REAL Church looks like, but only from a distance, because he says that my mongrel blood would offend people.
My favorite Scripture comes from Leviticus 11:7-
And the swine, though he divide the hoof, and be clovenfooted, yet he cheweth not the cud; he is unclean to you.
I enjoy reading the Bible, making apple cobbler, and being ashamed that the woman that committed adultery caused me the inability to become a wife and a mother by tainting a beautiful line of White blood. May she burn in Hell forever!!
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