[Sophie Hennig]

Re: Hello

Thank you, dear Mrs Etheldreda,
in fact, I am very impressed of you. You seem to be a caring, true christian Lady. I hope, I will be able to learn more from you by time and that I will become such a good christian as you are!

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Hello

Of course I am not catholic!

Thank you for the correction, as I am only a stupid woman, a sinner by birth. But I always thought, as long as I follow what Gods words, I will be fine, no matter, which human judges me in a bad way.

That's the spirit!

[Sophie Hennig]

Re: Hello

Of course I am not catholic!

Thank you for the correction, as I am only a stupid woman, a sinner by birth. But I always thought, as long as I follow what Gods words, I will be fine, no matter, which human judges me in a bad way.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Hello

Thank you, Sir. But I do not worry my female head, it's no use anyway, since I don't own the intelligence of a man. I praise God and follow his words and that's more than sufficient. So as long as I do, I don't have to fear anything nor being jugded by others, because God is the only one to judge me.

Your name sounds like something straight from the Third Reich. You aren't Catholic, are you?

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Hello

God is the only one to judge me

Nonsense! God commands us to judge you! Just read Leviticus 19:15, John 7:24, 2nd Timothy 4:1-2, Psalm 37:30, Proverbs 31:9, 1 Corinthians 2:15 and Galatians 4:6!

[Sophie Hennig]

Re: Hello

Thank you, Sir. But I do not worry my female head, it's no use anyway, since I don't own the intelligence of a man. I praise God and follow his words and that's more than sufficient. So as long as I do, I don't have to fear anything nor being jugded by others, because God is the only one to judge me.

[Matthew Hopkins]

Re: Hello

Don't you worry your little head about it, missy, this is a very friendly forum, full of wonderful, caring people. You stay right with the Lord, and all your worries will fade away.

YBIC

[Sophie Hennig]

Re: Hello

I am from the Netherlands, but you are right- that godless countries are all the same. Even though I don't like to be compared to such shameless sinners. I give my very best to please our Lord and "swedish eskimo" sounds kind of rough to me.

[Matthew Hopkins]

Re: Hello

Thank you, Matthew Hopkins. But why swedish eskimo? I am not from Sweden.

Danish, Swedenish, what's the difference?

YBIC

[Sophie Hennig]

Re: Hello

Thank you, Matthew Hopkins. But why swedish eskimo? I am not from Sweden.

[Matthew Hopkins]

Re: Hello

Well, Sophie, if you don't live in a windmill, it follows that, being a Swedish eskimo, you live in an igloo. Everybody knows that whale blubber is the favorite Swedenish delicacy.

It's simple logic to a man, but being a woman, you'll need a lot of simple things explained very slowly.

Welcome to God's Favorite Forum(tm)!

YBIC

[Sophie Hennig]

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Thank you, kind Sir. I do not live in a windmill and yes, of course I can share my meatball recipe and a lot of other good recipes. I am convinced that I will also find some good recipes by the other humble Ladies of this forum to please my husband.
Don't you worry, Pastor Ezekiel, I know where my place is. I would never be impolite to a True Christian and of course I would never deny or debate something that is from God. HE is almighty and without flaws.

As the small minded human I am as a woman, I do not understand the meaning of "swedish eskimo" or "in my igloo, chewing blubber". It doesn't sound positive to me, so would you kindly explain what I earned that with? Maybe I did something wrong without noticing and I will inform my husband right away to decide the punishment.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello

Welcome to God's favorite forum. Do you live in a windmill? Can you share your meatball recipe, or is that a state secret? How many pairs of wooden shoes do you own?

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.

[Sophie Hennig]

Re: Hello

Thank you, Brother Harold Porter. I am praying several times a day for getting a son this time and I hope, God will show mercy. I am really sad, that my first child is a girl, but nevertheless I love her and I will give my best to make a good christian and obedient wife out of her.

[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: Hello

Welcome young lady. My condolences for having only produced a simpleton female offspring. Tend to her needs, but nothing more. Focus your energy and prayers toward producing a real soldier for Jesus next time. God-willing, the 9 months of waiting will reward you with joy.

In Christ