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  • Abigail Talmadge
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Dec 2012
    • 31

    #1

    Hello everybody

    Hello everybody, my name is Abigail Talmadge. I am the wife of my great husband Luke B. Talmadge, and the mother of my 4 year old Hannah. Recently, my husband and recieved some pregnancy tests results saying that I was pregnant again! I hoping that this time the great Lord will bless us with a little boy, another soldier in God's army. I go to New Hope Baptist Church of Pasadena, Maryland. I play instruments like the violin and cello in church's instrumental group as well, and am thankful to God to bless me with such a talent. My favorite verse? That's a tough choice, since I enjoy and accept every part of the bible. I guess some ones I really like are 2 Corithians 4:18 and John 3:16. I found Christ, our savior after my family came to the U.S. when they found Christ, and left the godless nation they call "Ireland" filled with drunk, bumbling homosexual heathens spewing their godless ways all over the place! I'm glad my family came to the U.S. and changed their ways. My parents first introduced me to God when I was born, and they beat me once in a while. Now I've memorized practically the entire Bible! I am thankful for you all to let me join your fantastic forum, and hope to hear from you soon!

    YIC, Abigail

    2 Corinthians 4:18 : So we fix our eyes not on what is seen, but on what is unseen. For what is seen is temporary, but what is unseen is eternal.

  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #2
    Re: Hello everybody

    Welcome to God's favorite forum. Can I presume that you have your husband's permission to be posting here?

    If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

    If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

    You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

    Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • Abigail Talmadge
      Forum Member
      Forum Member
      • Dec 2012
      • 31

      #3
      Re: Hello everybody

      Originally posted by Abigail Talmadge View Post
      I guess some ones I really like are 2 Corithians 4:18 and John 3:16.
      Sorry, I meant Corinthians 4:18!!!

      2 Corinthians 4:18 : So we fix our eyes not on what is seen, but on what is unseen. For what is seen is temporary, but what is unseen is eternal.

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78556

        #4
        Re: Hello everybody

        Originally posted by Abigail Talmadge View Post
        Sorry, I meant Corinthians 4:18!!!
        Well which is it? This is a very important question, girl! Your Salvation could hang in the balance!

        1 Corinthians 4:18 Now some are puffed up, as though I would not come to you.

        2 Corinthians 4:18 While we look not at the things which are seen, but at the things which are not seen: for the things which are seen are temporal; but the things which are not seen are eternal.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • Abigail Talmadge
          Forum Member
          Forum Member
          • Dec 2012
          • 31

          #5
          Re: Hello everybody

          Thank you, Pastor Ezekiel. I do have my husband's permission to be here. I never do anything without his consent first. Thank you for the forum links, as well. They'll be very helpful in helping me answer all the questions I have about God's favortie forum, and about the Bible in general.

          2 Corinthians 4:18 : So we fix our eyes not on what is seen, but on what is unseen. For what is seen is temporary, but what is unseen is eternal.

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          • Billy Bob Jenkins
            Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
            About as Straight and Manly as you can get
            Hates anal sex. And trees.
            True Christian™
            • May 2010
            • 8337

            #6
            Re: Hello everybody

            Originally posted by Abigail Talmadge View Post
            Hello everybody, my name is Abigail Talmadge. I am the wife of my great husband Luke B. Talmadge, and the mother of my 4 year old Hannah. Recently, my husband and recieved some pregnancy tests results saying that I was pregnant again! I hoping that this time the great Lord will bless us with a little boy, another soldier in God's army. I go to New Hope Baptist Church of Pasadena, Maryland. I play instruments like the violin and cello in church's instrumental group as well, and am thankful to God to bless me with such a talent. My favorite verse? That's a tough choice, since I enjoy and accept every part of the bible. I guess some ones I really like are 2 Corithians 4:18 and John 3:16. I found Christ, our savior after my family came to the U.S. when they found Christ, and left the godless nation they call "Ireland" filled with drunk, bumbling homosexual heathens spewing their godless ways all over the place! I'm glad my family came to the U.S. and changed their ways. My parents first introduced me to God when I was born, and they beat me once in a while. Now I've memorized practically the entire Bible! I am thankful for you all to let me join your fantastic forum, and hope to hear from you soon!

            YIC, Abigail
            It is good to meet yet another woman who is defined by the approval of her husband and success in reproducing male children. This is truly the metric of a woman's worth, as made plain in the KJV Bible.

            Genesis 3:16

            King James Version (KJV)

            16 Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.
            It is really not fair to compare the righteousness of the Irish with that of Americans, as America is God's country, and Ireland little more than an earthen pirate ship. We are not racists here at Landover Baptist, and do not judge the Irish for being the worthless, unsaved drunks and Papist sycophants that they are.

            Also, it makes me praise the Lord every time someone gives credit to Him for what might be mistaken as their own accomplishments, such as your success with a musical instrument. It is truly a testament to God's glory, the hours you have slaved over the fingerboard, rubbing blisters and callouses until tears came to your eyes, and is of absolutely no credit to yourself. It is a gift from the Lord, and not in any wise a personal victory.

            1 Corinthians 10:31

            King James Version (KJV)

            31 Whether therefore ye eat, or drink, or whatsoever ye do, do all to the glory of God.
            The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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            • Abigail Talmadge
              Forum Member
              Forum Member
              • Dec 2012
              • 31

              #7
              Re: Hello everybody

              Sorry, 2 Corinthians 4:18! Must be that slow and forgetful brain of mine, again!

              2 Corinthians 4:18 : So we fix our eyes not on what is seen, but on what is unseen. For what is seen is temporary, but what is unseen is eternal.

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              • Abigail Talmadge
                Forum Member
                Forum Member
                • Dec 2012
                • 31

                #8
                Re: Hello everybody

                Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
                Also, it makes me praise the Lord every time someone gives credit to Him for what might be mistaken as their own accomplishments, such as your success with a musical instrument. It is truly a testament to God's glory, the hours you have slaved over the fingerboard, rubbing blisters and callouses until tears came to your eyes, and is of absolutely no credit to yourself. It is a gift from the Lord, and not in any wise a personal victory.
                Thank you, Mr. Jenkins. I've been playing the strings since I was about 8, and put much blood, sweat, and tears into it. However, I owe all credit to our great Lord.

                Thou art worthy, O Lord, to receive glory and honour and power: for thou hast created all things, and for thy pleasure they are and were created (Revelation 4:11)

                2 Corinthians 4:18 : So we fix our eyes not on what is seen, but on what is unseen. For what is seen is temporary, but what is unseen is eternal.

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                • Mary Etheldreda
                  Gushing for Jesus
                   
                  • Sep 2011
                  • 23775

                  #9
                  Re: Hello everybody

                  Hello Mrs. Talmadge, welcome to our friendly forums!

                  I love the name "Hannah," and hope you are blessed with a son this time around, too!
                  Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                  • Abigail Talmadge
                    Forum Member
                    Forum Member
                    • Dec 2012
                    • 31

                    #10
                    Re: Hello everybody

                    Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                    Hello Mrs. Talmadge, welcome to our friendly forums!

                    I love the name "Hannah," and hope you are blessed with a son this time around, too!
                    Hello, Mrs. Etheldreda, and thank you for the warm welcoming and compliment (I named my daughter after Samuel's mother Hannah from the Bible). And I am hoping for a baby boy as well! I was hoping to have a strong and smart boy first so he could protect his littler sister, but I just guess God had a different plan for me. Even if I still have a girl, I will be completely happy and grateful to the Lord for blessing me with another child (I'm not sure if my husband will be that happy, though!).

                    2 Corinthians 4:18 : So we fix our eyes not on what is seen, but on what is unseen. For what is seen is temporary, but what is unseen is eternal.

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                    • Faith_Machine
                      Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                      True Christian™
                      • Mar 2011
                      • 10050

                      #11
                      Re: Hello everybody

                      Abigail, it is so refreshing to see a lady like you post a proper introduction! I have a feeling you'll fit in real well around here. Tell me, does your husband allow you to go hunting, and if so, what is your favorite hunting rifle?
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                      • Sophie Hennig
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                        • Dec 2012
                        • 60

                        #12
                        Re: Hello everybody

                        Welcome, dear Mrs Talmadge
                        What an coincidence. I also have a little 3 year old daughter called Anna and I am expecting another child. I will include you in my prayers, that our almighty Lord may bless you with a son.

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                        • Matthew Hopkins
                          True Christian™
                          • Oct 2012
                          • 808

                          #13
                          Re: Hello everybody

                          Originally posted by Sophie Hennig View Post
                          Welcome, dear Mrs Talmadge
                          What an coincidence. I also have a little 3 year old daughter called Anna and I am expecting another child. I will include you in my prayers, that our almighty Lord may bless you with a son.
                          See, it's not really a "coincidence", little lady. One has a FOUR year old called HANNAH, and the other has a THREE year old called ANNA.

                          I know all these details are apt to confuse a woman's brain cell, but do try to keep up, dear.

                          YBIC

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                          • Sophie Hennig
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                            • Dec 2012
                            • 60

                            #14
                            Re: Hello everybody

                            Dear Matthew Hopkins,

                            With coincidence I meant the fact, that both of us have a daughter and are expecting another child right now. But you are right. Those aren't coincidences but the holy work of God. Thank you for correcting me.

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                            • Abigail Talmadge
                              Forum Member
                              Forum Member
                              • Dec 2012
                              • 31

                              #15
                              Re: Hello everybody

                              Originally posted by Sophie Hennig View Post
                              Welcome, dear Mrs Talmadge
                              What an coincidence. I also have a little 3 year old daughter called Anna and I am expecting another child. I will include you in my prayers, that our almighty Lord may bless you with a son.
                              Wow, really? That's very interesting, we are quite alike! Aren't you so thankful to the great Lord for blessing both with the gift of beautiful children to recruit into God's army? I will pray for your child as well and for God to gift you with a beautiful boy

                              2 Corinthians 4:18 : So we fix our eyes not on what is seen, but on what is unseen. For what is seen is temporary, but what is unseen is eternal.

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