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    I'm an atheist, but very open minded, and want to find God.

    Hey everyone. Look I'm an atheist, but I want to find God. I just don't know how. Im open minded, and I want to know how to find God. I would like all of you to teach me about God, and how to accept him. Please help me. I want to be able to accept God. I need your help.
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    Re: I'm an atheist, but very open minded, and want to find God.

    Originally posted by Atheist999 View Post
    Hey everyone. Look I'm an atheist, but I want to find God. I just don't know how. Im open minded, and I want to know how to find God. I would like all of you to teach me about God, and how to accept him. Please help me. I want to be able to accept God. I need your help.
    We're here to help! Jesus sent you to His favorite forum in the nick of time!

    First, drop to your knees and shout "Jesus! I apologize for being a worthless, scumsucking atheist! I'm sorry for all the money I donated to the Demoncrat Party, and I'm sorry for being a queer!"

    Let me know when you've done this task. Be sincere, because Jesus knows when you lie, and He hates it.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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    • #3
      Re: I'm an atheist, but very open minded, and want to find God.

      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
      We're here to help! Jesus sent you to His favorite forum in the nick of time!

      First, drop to your knees and shout "Jesus! I apologize for being a worthless, scumsucking atheist! I'm sorry for all the money I donated to the Demoncrat Party, and I'm sorry for being a queer!"

      Let me know when you've done this task. Be sincere, because Jesus knows when you lie, and He hates it.
      Yes Sir! I just finished shouting this, and I mean it thank you for starting my journey into. true Chrisianity.

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      • #4
        Re: I'm an atheist, but very open minded, and want to find God.

        Next, you'll want to read the Bible from cover to cover. We use the King James here. If that is too hard for you, let one of us know.

        Check in here to see how your reading is going.
        Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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        • #5
          Re: I'm an atheist, but very open minded, and want to find God.

          Originally posted by Atheist999 View Post
          Yes Sir! I just finished shouting this, and I mean it thank you for starting my journey into. true Chrisianity.
          Okay, now start reading the Bible.

          Let me know when you have at least half of it memorized. Like I did. When I was 5.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • #6
            Re: I'm an atheist, but very open minded, and want to find God.

            GLORY!



            Friend, this is going to be the best day of your life. Kicking Satan to the curb feels GOOD! Embracing Jesus feels GOOD!

            But the best part is coming up: READING THE BIBLE COVER-TO-COVER!



            Yours in Christ,

            Z. Smyth
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            • #7
              Re: I'm an atheist, but very open minded, and want to find God.

              Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
              Next, you'll want to read the Bible from cover to cover. We use the King James here. If that is too hard for you, let one of us know.

              Check in here to see how your reading is going.
              Sure thing I actually have downloaded a version off the internet I already started reading it. It's very interesting.

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              • #8
                Re: I'm an atheist, but very open minded, and want to find God.

                Originally posted by Atheist999 View Post
                It's very interesting.
                Isn't it riveting?
                Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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                • #9
                  Re: I'm an atheist, but very open minded, and want to find God.

                  Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                  Okay, now start reading the Bible.

                  Let me know when you have at least half of it memorized. Like I did. When I was 5.
                  Sure thing Pastor Zeke. I am a very fast reader, and have a good memory. I have no plans for tommrow, but I am looking online for a good baptist church. So I plan on staying up ALL night, and reading as much of the bible as possible. Then I will go to church, and then read the bible some more. I actually have read bits, and pieces of the bible, but not enough.

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                  • #10
                    Re: I'm an atheist, but very open minded, and want to find God.

                    Originally posted by Atheist999 View Post
                    Hey everyone. Look I'm an atheist, but I want to find God. I just don't know how. Im open minded, and I want to know how to find God. I would like all of you to teach me about God, and how to accept him. Please help me. I want to be able to accept God. I need your help.
                    There seems to be something odd about you. Atheists usually have more fire to them and are not kitty-whipped doormats like you seem to be.

                    Also, they think for themselves. You don't seem to be doing that.

                    Not thinking for yourself is a very xtian way to act. Keep that up and you'll be xtian in no time.

                    Still, there's something off about you.
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                    Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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                    • #11
                      Re: I'm an atheist, but very open minded, and want to find God.

                      Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                      There seems to be something odd about you. Atheists usually have more fire to them and are not kitty-whipped doormats like you seem to be.

                      Also, they think for themselves. You don't seem to be doing that.

                      Not thinking for yourself is a very xtian way to act. Keep that up and you'll be xtian in no time.

                      Still, there's something off about you.
                      Shut your yap, witch! The boy has been sent here by the Holy Spirit! Get Thee Hence!
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • #12
                        Re: I'm an atheist, but very open minded, and want to find God.

                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                        Shut your yap, witch! The boy has been sent here by the Holy Spirit! Get Thee Hence!
                        I don't doubt he was sent by some form of spirit. However I'm not sure how holy you find hard liquor.
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                        • #13
                          Re: I'm an atheist, but very open minded, and want to find God.

                          Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                          There seems to be something odd about you. Atheists usually have more fire to them and are not kitty-whipped doormats like you seem to be.

                          Also, they think for themselves. You don't seem to be doing that.

                          Not thinking for yourself is a very xtian way to act. Keep that up and you'll be xtian in no time.

                          Still, there's something off about you.
                          Haha. No I realised something was wrong with my life. My problem
                          Was I was thinking for myself. Get off here you witch, or find your way back to God. What's xtian? And yes something's off about me I'm an atheist. Well technically converted, but still have work to do.

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                          • #14
                            Re: I'm an atheist, but very open minded, and want to find God.

                            Originally posted by Atheist999 View Post
                            Haha. No I realised something was wrong with my life. My problem
                            Was I was thinking for myself. Get off here you witch, or find your way back to God. What's xtian? And yes something's off about me I'm an atheist. Well technically converted, but still have work to do.
                            Dear little wannabe hardcore xtian (that's an abbreviation for christian fyi). These folk have been trying to bump me off for years. Your noobish enthusiasm won't do it.

                            And if you were 'converted', why would you choose the username 'atheist'?

                            Also your language skills seem sub par...

                            As to finding my way to god, as a pagan I do have more than one you know. So I think I'm all set. But I do thank you for your concern in my spiritual welfare. Happy Saturnalia to you.
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                              Re: I'm an atheist, but very open minded, and want to find God.

                              Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                              I don't doubt he was sent by some form of spirit. However I'm not sure how holy you find hard liquor.
                              Don't try and pull everyone down to your gutter, witch. He's trying to repent of his degenerate lifestyle. He's don't drunk! He's high on God!
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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