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  • Mary Etheldreda
    Gushing for Jesus
     
    • Sep 2011
    • 23775

    #16
    Re: Hello Everyone

    Originally posted by Allyson View Post
    Mr.Smyth, I'm sorry sir. That was meant for my posts after you kind people had replied to me. I should of been much clearer. I went to the forum post on episcopal religion and saw that anyone who replied to me would be banned from Landover. - Allyson
    You're mistaken, dear. Please show me where you found instructions to avoid you or face termination from the forum.

    Perhaps a little humility is in order for you. You waited all of eight minutes before whimpering about not getting attention. Is this why your parents are having trouble finding a husband for you?


    Let nothing be done through strife or vainglory; but in lowliness of mind let each esteem other better than themselves.
    Philippians 2:3
    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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    • Allyson
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
      • Oct 2012
      • 75

      #17
      Re: Hello Everyone

      If you click on the link Pastor Ezekiel referred to me in the first post it is stated anyone who talks to a episcopalian on the forums will be shunned. However I have since repented of being a episcopalian. I do not have a husband because my parents don't believe in such a thing. However I was looking for guidance about it.

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      • Thaddeus Allerton
        Forum Member
        Forum Member
        • Dec 2012
        • 73

        #18
        Re: Hello Everyone

        In a year or two NO ONE is going to want to make you their bride. You will be destined to be an old maid. Why would you want that? As a newer member here I can attest that reading the KJV of the bible will answer ALL of your questions. Addressing Church elders with respect is very very crucial in having a fulfilling experience here on the forums. One last thing...the sooner you realize that God has created you to be obedient to your husband and to keep a highly efficient kitchen in working order, the happier you will be. Oh, and of course, WELCOME!!!!!!
        Deuteronomy 23:1
        Hee that is wounded in the stones, or hath his priuie member cut off, shall not enter into the Congregation of the Lord.

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        • Sophie Hennig
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
          • Dec 2012
          • 60

          #19
          Re: Hello Everyone

          Welcome to this Forum. And, as some did before me, I advice you to repent and leave this Episcopalian! They are sinners trough and through. Read the KJV and you will see the truth.
          It would be great to find another sister in you, praising our almighty Father. I ask you for your own sake, repent from those sinners and do only what God says, and only that. He is our savious and everything we need.

          And by the way, what do you mean, your parents don't believe in such things?

          Genesis 2:18
          And the Lord God said, It is not good that the man should be alone; I will make him an help * meet for him.

          Genesis 2:24
          Therefore shall a man leave his father and his mother, and shall cleave unto his wife: and they shall be one flesh.

          Proverbs 18:22
          Whoso findeth a wife findeth a good thing

          Jeremiah 29:6
          Take ye wives, and beget sons and daughters; and take wives for your sons, and give your daughters to husbands, that they may bear sons and daughters; that ye may be increased there, and not diminished

          1 Corinthians 7:2-4
          Nevertheless, to avoid cfornication, let every man have his own wife, and let every woman have her own husband. Let the husband render unto the wife due benevolence: and likewise also the wife unto the husband. The wife ehath not power of her own body, but the husband: and likewise also the husband ehath not power of his own body, but the wife.

          1 Timothy 5:14
          I will therefore that the younger women marry, bear children, guide the house, give none occasion to the adversary to speak reproachfully.

          Ephesians 5:22-33
          Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body. Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so let the wives be to their own husbands in every thing. Husbands, love your wives, even as Christ also loved the church, and gave himself for it; That he might sanctify and cleanse it with the washing of water by the word, That he might present it to himself a glorious church, not having spot, or wrinkle, or any such thing; but that it should be tholy and without blemish. So ought men to love their wives as their own bodies. He that loveth his wife loveth himself. 29 For no man ever yet hated his own flesh; but ttnourisheth and cherisheth it, even as the Lord the church: For we are members of his body, of his flesh, and of his bones. 31 For this cause shall a man leave his father and mother, and shall be joined unto his wife, and they wtwo shall be one flesh. This is a great mystery: but I speak concerning Christ and the church. Nevertheless let every one of you in particular so my love his wife even as himself; and the wife see that she reverence her husband.


          As you can see, God clearly wants us to be married and serve our husband! Dear, if your father refuses to find a good husband for you, I am afraid you have to look for one by yourself. But if you turn out to be a good christian and you are in a good age, I think you may have chances to find a good husband, who will teach you right and who you can bake some pies for. Doesn't that sound beautiful?

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          • Allyson
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
            • Oct 2012
            • 75

            #20
            Re: Hello Everyone

            Sir, my parents are presbyterian and I have always felt that the "church" had been telling me lies. To answer your question - what I meant when I said my parents don't believe in such a thing, is that because they are presbyterian - they don't agree with the idea of arranged marriage! I repented last night and am praying for acceptance and forgiveness from The Lord. I purchased a copy of the KJV 1611 bible last night and have begun reading it! Thank you!

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            • Allyson
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
              • Oct 2012
              • 75

              #21
              Re: Hello Everyone

              Originally posted by Allyson View Post
              Sir, my parents are presbyterian and I have always felt that the "church" had been telling me lies. To answer your question - what I meant when I said my parents don't believe in such a thing, is that because they are presbyterian - they don't agree with the idea of arranged marriage! I repented last night and am praying for acceptance and forgiveness from The Lord. I purchased a copy of the KJV 1611 bible last night and have begun reading it! Thank you!
              Whoops! That clarification was meant for Sophie. I apologize for any time of yours I may have wasted!

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              • Allyson
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                • Oct 2012
                • 75

                #22
                Re: Hello Everyone

                Thank you sister! May I ask for what pies TrueChristian husbands look for? I can bake pumpkin pie and pecan pie pretty well. However I'm sure there's room for improvement. Thanks in advance!

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                • Sophie Hennig
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                  • Dec 2012
                  • 60

                  #23
                  Re: Hello Everyone

                  For the women of Landover to discuss recipes, shoes, makeup tips, or whatever it is you natter about. Ensure you have the proper permission from your husband or father before posting.


                  In this thread are listed some very good looking pies you can serve your husband/ your family, dear.
                  I am glad to hear that you repented and I hope, you did it with all of your heart. When you read the KJV, you will see that everything makes perfect sense and there is nothing to worry about.

                  YIC

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                  • Thaddeus Allerton
                    Forum Member
                    Forum Member
                    • Dec 2012
                    • 73

                    #24
                    Re: Hello Everyone

                    Im sure your husband can't wait to get his fingers into your pie. You seem to have a good grasp of your husbands needs and as a man of faith, I can tell you nothing beats a wife who cooks and keeps an orderly house. Keep up the fine work you do for your husband and keep letting him sample your pie and your tasty cakes.
                    Proverbs 15:17 - Better [is] a dinner of herbs where love is, than a stalled ox and hatred therewith.
                    Deuteronomy 23:1
                    Hee that is wounded in the stones, or hath his priuie member cut off, shall not enter into the Congregation of the Lord.

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                    • Sophie Hennig
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                      • Dec 2012
                      • 60

                      #25
                      Re: Hello Everyone

                      Thank you, kind Sir. In fact, nothing makes me happier than to see my husbands face, when he returns home to a clean house, his warm dinner waiting for him on the table, a hot piece of cherry pie as dessert and his beautiful little daughter awaiting him to tell him, what she learned about the bible that day.
                      Praise GOD!

                      YIC

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                      • NoManCanJudge
                        Unsaved trash, False Christian fool
                        • Dec 2012
                        • 14

                        #26
                        Re: Hello Everyone

                        If love is not the core of your thoughts and words for any and all, saved and unsaved, Jew or Gentile, then you are not doing your best to emmulate the Living Gospel, Son of God, Jesus Christ, who was sent by Our Father in Heaven to show us the True way and to die for our sins.

                        Please tell Satan to BE GONE and ask God to guide you if you do choose to respond. There is alot of hate and judement on here that is truly sad. May God bless you. Pride is a tricky tool of Satan.
                        2 Timothy 4:2 Preach the word; be instant in season, out of season; reprove, rebuke, exhort with all long suffering and doctrine.

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                        • James Hutchins
                          True Christian™
                          Just a Regular Nice Guy
                           
                          • Jun 2009
                          • 29453

                          #27
                          Re: Hello Everyone

                          Originally posted by NoManCanJudge View Post
                          If love is not the core of your thoughts and words for any and all, saved and unsaved, Jew or Gentile, then you are not doing your best to emmulate the Living Gospel, Son of God, Jesus Christ, who was sent by Our Father in Heaven to show us the True way and to die for our sins.

                          Please tell Satan to BE GONE and ask God to guide you if you do choose to respond. There is alot of hate and judement on here that is truly sad. May God bless you. Pride is a tricky tool of Satan.
                          Friend, are you incapable of using the Bible?
                          Leviticus 19:15 Ye shall do no unrighteousness in judgment: thou shalt not respect the person of the poor, nor honor the person of the mighty: but in righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour.

                          Psalm 37:30 The mouth of the righteous speaketh wisdom, and his tongue talketh of judgment.

                          Proverbs 31:9 Open thy mouth, judge righteously, and plead the cause of the poor and needy.

                          John 7:24 Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment.

                          1st Corinthians 5:12 For what have I to do to judge them also that are without? do not ye judge them that are within?
                          1st Corinthians 5:13 But them that are without God judgeth. Therefore put away from among yourselves that wicked person.
                          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                          • Average Fool
                            Unsaved Trash, chinese anal sex fan
                            • May 2012
                            • 39

                            #28
                            Re: Hello Everyone

                            Originally posted by Allyson View Post
                            Thank you sister! May I ask for what pies TrueChristian husbands look for? I can bake pumpkin pie and pecan pie pretty well. However I'm sure there's room for improvement. Thanks in advance!
                            Oh my!! Allison, get away from this website and never return. If lies is what you are looking for this is the forum for you. These people are not true Baptists and think that Science is evil and that all women should be homemakers. You sound young in your posts explore more religious virtues if your not finding your faith in your current religious institution. Go to the library and get a book that explores some of the thousands of religions out there.

                            I have stumbled upon this site and was appalled by what I read. I have known many faiths and this definately is not the way to go.

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                            • Sophie Hennig
                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                              • Dec 2012
                              • 60

                              #29
                              Re: Hello Everyone

                              AverageJoe43, I am shocked! How dare you try a young Lady, who wants to find salvation, seduce to eternal damnation? Don't you feel any shame?

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                              • MitzaLizalor
                                Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                                True Christian™
                                • Sep 2010
                                • 14503

                                #30
                                Re: Hello Everyone

                                Originally posted by Allyson View Post
                                To introduce myself...
                                I am Episcopalian which is a branch of the Christian belief. I go to Very White Episcopal Church and my favorite bible quote is John 15:9-17.

                                "As the Father has loved me, so have I loved you. Abide in my love. If you keep my commandments, you will abide in my love, just as I have kept my Father’s commandments and abide in his love. These things I have spoken to you, that my joy may be in you, and that your joy may be full. “This is my commandment, that you love one another as I have loved you. Greater love has no one than this, that someone lay down his life for his friends. You are my friends if you do what I command you. No longer do I call you servants, for the servant does not know what his master is doing; but I have called you friends, for all that I have heard from my Father I have made known to you. You did not choose me, but I chose you and appointed you that you should go and bear fruit and that your fruit should abide, so that whatever you ask the Father in my name, he may give it to you. These things I command you, so that you will love one another."

                                It's quite a long quote but the meaning as I interpret it really speaks to me. I'm looking for guidance, I am at a young age. I am 14 and the form of Christianity I am currently being brought up in is quite different to the views of Landover Baptist. I am very open to your views and looking for a clearer and more direct religion and deeper connection to God such as what I see here on the forums. Any suggestions , comments, or opinions would be greatly appreciated.
                                Hello. Your "Church" is noted for its schisms, Methodists & Brethren to name but two, and the travesty of female clergymen is well known. You do seem to be seeking a better understanding of God's Inerrant Word and obviously you're not going to get that from people who don't read it (or who do read it but conceal what it says from you). Naturally I will not be commenting or intruding "opinions" but am happy to post Scripture with context and trust that you will soon learn to distinguish truth from falsehood as you grow in His Perfect Love.
                                II CORINTHIANS
                                3:17b where the Spirit of the Lord is, there is liberty.
                                18 But we all, with open face beholding as in a glass the glory of the Lord, are changed into the same image from glory to glory, even as by the Spirit of the Lord.
                                4:1 Therefore seeing we have this ministry, as we have received mercy, we faint not;
                                2 But have renounced the hidden things of dishonesty, not walking in craftiness, nor handling the word of God deceitfully; but by manifestation of the truth commending ourselves to every man's conscience in the sight of God.
                                3 But if our gospel be hid, it is hid to them that are lost:
                                4 In whom the god of this world hath blinded the minds of them which believe not, lest the light of the glorious gospel of Christ, who is the image of God, should shine unto them.
                                5 For we preach not ourselves, but Christ Jesus the Lord; and ourselves your servants for Jesus' sake.
                                6 For God, who commanded the light to shine out of darkness, hath shined in our hearts, to give the light of the knowledge of the glory of God in the face of Jesus Christ.
                                7 But we have this treasure in earthen vessels, that the excellency of the power may be of God, and not of us.
                                KJV
                                It is easy to find out what The Bible says: just read it. Verse 3 (above) explains how come the false church of England acts in a way and teaches error not supported by The Bible. God did not want that to happen but they did it anyway. When Jesus returns He will be killing people who deliberately ensnare others (such as archbishops of Canterbury) along with all varieties of heathen.

                                . .Hallelujah!

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