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    Let's Do This!

    Hello!
    My name is Sarah, 25 years old; from Cincinnati. I was exposed to the teachings of Christ at Swain City Church in Marietta, Ohio. After I grew up and came to, I realized it was a cult. My maiden name is Swain, my married name is Ahmed...

    Let the stone throwing begin!
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  • #2
    Re: Let's Do This!

    Originally posted by ZebraJumpsuit View Post
    Hello!
    My name is Sarah, 25 years old; from Cincinnati. I was exposed to the teachings of Christ at Swain City Church in Marietta, Ohio. After I grew up and came to, I realized it was a cult. My maiden name is Swain, my married name is Ahmed...

    Let the stone throwing begin!
    Be prepared for a lot of that. Just a word of warning.
    Proverbs 9:10 The fear of the LORD is the beginning of wisdom: and the knowledge of the holy is understanding.

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    • #3
      Re: Let's Do This!

      Originally posted by ZebraJumpsuit View Post
      Hello!
      My name is Sarah, 25 years old; from Cincinnati. I was exposed to the teachings of Christ at Swain City Church in Marietta, Ohio. After I grew up and came to, I realized it was a cult. My maiden name is Swain, my married name is Ahmed...

      Let the stone throwing begin!
      Hey Sarah!

      You were in a cult? Was it Methodists? Catholics?

      EPISCOPALIANS???



      Yours in Christ,

      Z. Smyth
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      • #4
        Re: Let's Do This!

        Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
        Hey Sarah!

        You were in a cult? Was it Methodists? Catholics?

        EPISCOPALIANS???



        Yours in Christ,

        Z. Smyth

        Even worse....

        PENTECOSTALS

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        • #5
          Re: Let's Do This!

          Originally posted by ZebraJumpsuit View Post
          Even worse....

          PENTECOSTALS


          Well, you've come to the right place. Here we follow the Bible to the letter and don't do crazy stuff like speaking in tongues and false prophecy. You got here just in time!



          YiC,

          Zech
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          • #6
            Re: Let's Do This!

            Originally posted by ZebraJumpsuit View Post
            Hello!
            My name is Sarah, 25 years old; from Cincinnati. I was exposed to the teachings of Christ at Swain City Church in Marietta, Ohio. After I grew up and came to, I realized it was a cult. My maiden name is Swain, my married name is Ahmed...

            Let the stone throwing begin!
            Hello there Sarah, and welcome to the friendly forum. I see you are a Swain from Swain City. Does your father own the whole town?

            On a more serious, and possibly darker, note I see your married name is Ahmed. Is your husband an outlander?
            Isaiah 66:15

            For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.

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            • #7
              Re: Let's Do This!

              Hello Mrs. Ahmed.

              I'm curious about your username. I like zebras and all, but I'm worried that a zebra jumpsuit might be a tad, well, provocative. Do you really think this is any kind of a way for a married lady to be dressed?





              How does your husband feel about you parading around in these kinds of outfits?
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              • #8
                Re: Let's Do This!

                Originally posted by ZebraJumpsuit View Post
                Hello!
                My name is Sarah, 25 years old; from Cincinnati. I was exposed to the teachings of Christ at Swain City Church in Marietta, Ohio. After I grew up and came to, I realized it was a cult. My maiden name is Swain, my married name is Ahmed...

                Let the stone throwing begin!
                I don't know if you noticed or not but only dirty Islamics throw stones at women. I agree you have come to the right place to be saved. A few hours on these forums and a rap in the mouth should set you on the right path. I'm a days drive from Cincinnati so I can help with the rap in the mouth part...
                Deuteronomy 23:1
                Hee that is wounded in the stones, or hath his priuie member cut off, shall not enter into the Congregation of the Lord.

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                • #9
                  Re: Let's Do This!

                  Originally posted by Thaddeus Allerton View Post
                  I don't know if you noticed or not but only dirty Islamics throw stones at women.
                  Not so, friend. Please refer to John 8:3-11 and you'll see that stoning was the punishment for adultery under Mosaic law!

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