Let's Do This!

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Let's Do This!

I don't know if you noticed or not but only dirty Islamics throw stones at women.

Not so, friend. Please refer to John 8:3-11 and you'll see that stoning was the punishment for adultery under Mosaic law!

[Thaddeus Allerton]

Re: Let's Do This!

Hello!
My name is Sarah, 25 years old; from Cincinnati. I was exposed to the teachings of Christ at Swain City Church in Marietta, Ohio. After I grew up and came to, I realized it was a cult. My maiden name is Swain, my married name is Ahmed...

Let the stone throwing begin!

I don't know if you noticed or not but only dirty Islamics throw stones at women. I agree you have come to the right place to be saved. A few hours on these forums and a rap in the mouth should set you on the right path. I'm a days drive from Cincinnati so I can help with the rap in the mouth part...

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Let's Do This!

Hello Mrs. Ahmed.

I'm curious about your username. I like zebras and all, but I'm worried that a zebra jumpsuit might be a tad, well, provocative. Do you really think this is any kind of a way for a married lady to be dressed?





How does your husband feel about you parading around in these kinds of outfits?

[Thomas Taylor]

Re: Let's Do This!

Hello!
My name is Sarah, 25 years old; from Cincinnati. I was exposed to the teachings of Christ at Swain City Church in Marietta, Ohio. After I grew up and came to, I realized it was a cult. My maiden name is Swain, my married name is Ahmed...

Let the stone throwing begin!

Hello there Sarah, and welcome to the friendly forum. I see you are a Swain from Swain City. Does your father own the whole town?

On a more serious, and possibly darker, note I see your married name is Ahmed. Is your husband an outlander?

[Zechariah Smyth]

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Even worse....

PENTECOSTALS

Well, you've come to the right place. Here we follow the Bible to the letter and don't do crazy stuff like speaking in tongues and false prophecy. You got here just in time!



YiC,

Zech

[ZebraJumpsuit]

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Hey Sarah!

You were in a cult? Was it Methodists? Catholics?

EPISCOPALIANS???



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

Even worse....

PENTECOSTALS

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Let's Do This!

Hello!
My name is Sarah, 25 years old; from Cincinnati. I was exposed to the teachings of Christ at Swain City Church in Marietta, Ohio. After I grew up and came to, I realized it was a cult. My maiden name is Swain, my married name is Ahmed...

Let the stone throwing begin!

Hey Sarah!

You were in a cult? Was it Methodists? Catholics?

EPISCOPALIANS???



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Rahab the Harlot]

Re: Let's Do This!

Hello!
My name is Sarah, 25 years old; from Cincinnati. I was exposed to the teachings of Christ at Swain City Church in Marietta, Ohio. After I grew up and came to, I realized it was a cult. My maiden name is Swain, my married name is Ahmed...

Let the stone throwing begin!

Be prepared for a lot of that. Just a word of warning.

[ZebraJumpsuit]

Hello!
My name is Sarah, 25 years old; from Cincinnati. I was exposed to the teachings of Christ at Swain City Church in Marietta, Ohio. After I grew up and came to, I realized it was a cult. My maiden name is Swain, my married name is Ahmed...

Let the stone throwing begin!