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  • dr wayne kerr
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    Re: I was black of skin and full of sin, now im saved.

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    Who's that, your trainer?
    Yes, he groomed us well.

    we have spent many years on our knees for ALL the wrong reasons.

    we even have been arrested for 'receiving swollen goods' in the past.

    now we hide our shame but are only seeking guidance on the road to eternal salvation.

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Re: I was black of skin and full of sin, now im saved.

    Originally posted by dr wayne kerr View Post
    i am ashamed of my appearance so i will use a more pleasing image for the Baptist Followers.
    Who's that, your trainer?

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  • dr wayne kerr
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    Re: I was black of skin and full of sin, now im saved.

    i am ashamed of my appearance so i will use a more pleasing image for the Baptist Followers.


    Praise White Jesus!!

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  • dr wayne kerr
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    Re: I was black of skin and full of sin, now im saved.

    we are in the Jehovah's witness protection program.

    we shave daily but at 11am its back at full growth

    food stamps can only buy so many razors

    we hang our heads in shame

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Re: I was black of skin and full of sin, now im saved.

    You're making me and Christ Jesus sick. Are you some kind of freakish queer? Why don't you shave?

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  • dr wayne kerr
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    Re: I was black of skin and full of sin, now im saved.

    here is my sister.



    therapy is painful, but burning in hell is worse.

    we are humble servants of Christ, on our knees ready to receive the good lords staff and rod

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  • dr wayne kerr
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    Re: I was black of skin and full of sin, now im saved.

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    What are you, a bearded lady? I saw one of you freaks in a sideshow once. Made me sick.
    long story short, YES
    my sister has a worse condition, hence me renting my body out to the toothless as a community service for food stamps after the great pineapple pie depression of 2010

    This is simply a side effect of having the black slapped off me by out good lord and savior.

    I am in laser therapy and revert to the old saying.

    you can put lipstick on a monkey, but its still a monkey.

    I know the stigma is my burden and have come for enlightenment and seek the path of our ONE TRUE LORD.

    Praise White Jesus!!!

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Re: I was black of skin and full of sin, now im saved.

    Originally posted by dr wayne kerr View Post
    Finally I have found TRUE salvation in the Landover Baptist Church.

    I used to be black of skin and full of sin until one day the mighty backhand of our one TRUE LORD slapped the black right off me and made me normal.

    Now i am blessed with true natural beauty and walk in the light of our lord and savior.

    After reading the sermons of senior Landover Baptist Church members i am truly blessed and invigorated to spread the word.

    I would have continued my life of masturbation, boozing and the rental of my body as a public service to the less fortunate, the toothless and the wicked. Now i am truly saved and see the true path i must take for eternal glory in the eyes of the lord our savior and his son Jesus Christ.

    Finally after many years of confusion I have curbed my wicked ways and now only masturbate for Jesus.

    I feel that my path is true and the light of the Landover Baptist Church is truly a beacon of eternal light and salvation.


    GOD BLESS.
    What are you, a bearded lady? I saw one of you freaks in a sideshow once. Made me sick.

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  • dr wayne kerr
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    Re: I was black of skin and full of sin, now im saved.

    Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
    I'm glad you were able to read through the lines and understand that when I said, "give him a good talking to," I really meant "punch him in the nose."
    I truly understand you anger brother Faith Machine and only ask for you to have a steady hand, Violence is for the beasts, heathens and the coloreds.

    if we do not show restraint, our fair cities will resemble Africa where the Lord has left that land for the cursed and the forsaken.

    I have an idea,
    Let's join hands together and pray he receives 'The Clap' as payment for his evil ways.

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  • Faith_Machine
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    Re: I was black of skin and full of sin, now im saved.

    Originally posted by dr wayne kerr View Post
    do not dirty your hands on the sinner brother, his time will come when he will answer for his sins.

    Detroit is truly the new Gomorrah
    I'm glad you were able to read through the lines and understand that when I said, "give him a good talking to," I really meant "punch him in the nose."

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  • dr wayne kerr
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    Re: I was black of skin and full of sin, now im saved.

    Originally posted by Yea-tho-we-walk View Post
    Dr kerr, I'm a little puzzeled about your avatar pic. I told my wife to come and take a look for her opinion and she just shrugged and said that everybody from Sydney looks like that, but still, I am getting flashbacks of a date I had while in Vegas that went horribly wrong.
    Im in Sydney in the Jehovah's witness protection program, not by choice.

    As i have stated, i used to be a pineapple pie stealing darkie until the good lord slapped the black right off me.

    i am still working on my monkey like features, but this is a terribly long road I must travel.

    if you put lipstick on a monkey it is still a monkey,
    fortunately the lord has seen fit in making me work hard to seek a place in his kingdom.

    if it wasn't for Landover Baptist Church i would be in a worse place.

    Praise white Jesus. Hellalujah!

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  • Yea-tho-we-walk
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    Re: I was black of skin and full of sin, now im saved.

    Dr kerr, I'm a little puzzeled about your avatar pic. I told my wife to come and take a look for her opinion and she just shrugged and said that everybody from Sydney looks like that, but still, I am getting flashbacks of a date I had while in Vegas that went horribly wrong.

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  • dr wayne kerr
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    Re: I was black of skin and full of sin, now im saved.

    Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
    He makes me angry because, like most self-help gurus, he teaches people that they can be happy without Jesus. I'd like to give him a good talking to!
    do not dirty your hands on the sinner brother, his time will come when he will answer for his sins.

    Detroit is truly the new Gomorrah

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  • dr wayne kerr
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    Re: I was black of skin and full of sin, now im saved.

    Originally posted by Russell Holbeck View Post
    Hello Dr. Wayne Kerr.

    I do not trust doctors because they gave me the wrong treatment now I can not remember things I should remember. I also read in Job that doctors are liars and they not worth anything but I will have to look up the exact verse. I wish I had read that before.

    Job is in the Old Testament.

    Thank you.

    Rusty
    ALL doctors are wicked.
    they think with all their fancy picture book learnin they can get all uppity and practice their sinful ways in day light.


    The time will come soon when all the sinners will be smited and the true path to enlightenment through our Lord and Savior will be revealed.

    I feel for you brother Rusty, they are truly an evil breed.
    My prayers are with you

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  • Russell Holbeck
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    Re: I was black of skin and full of sin, now im saved.

    Hello Dr. Wayne Kerr.

    I do not trust doctors because they gave me the wrong treatment now I can not remember things I should remember. I also read in Job that doctors are liars and they not worth anything but I will have to look up the exact verse. I wish I had read that before.

    Job is in the Old Testament.

    Thank you.

    Rusty

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