God's Fist

[James Hutchins]

Re: God's Fist

Ugh. Another heathen who thinks he is Gods 'Divine Messenger'.

Sorry pal, the job was filled long ago.
Daniel 4:17
This matter is by the decree of the watchers, and the demand by the word of the holy ones: to the intent that the living may know that the most High ruleth in the kingdom of men, and giveth it to whomsoever he will, and setteth up over it the basest of men.

However, welcome to Gods' favorite forum where the unsaved are unwelcome and like minded adults chat about Jesus.

[Repentant Heathen]

Re: God's Fist

I do not think you are telling the truth. I think you are making a joke but the joke is not a funny joke. I think you are making fun of something that you should not make fun of.

I believe your referring to the spilling of seed which violates Genesis 38:9. Not to mention lust seed spilling, and killing all go together. Violation of Exodus 20:14 Exodus 20:13 .

[Russell Holbeck]

Re: God's Fist

Hi fellow Christians!!

I have become known as God's Fist for my self inflicted massive ejaculations when I knew not the light!!

Since then, I have become acquinted with the King James Bible, and changed my ways to follow God's word!

Now I am known as God's Fist because I teach God's word using my hands, mostly on my kids and wife. The wife now has no natural teeth, as se knew not the ways of God, so I applied God's Fist! She now has seen the light (on her good eye, the other is permanently damaged). My kids now praise the lord when leaving my presence, and cry (of joy I believe) when they see me, as they wish they were as pure a Christian as I am.

I currently spread the word of God in this rotten hole called Portugal!


May the Lord bless you all and give me strenght to apply.. GODS FIST!!

I do not think you are telling the truth. I think you are making a joke but the joke is not a funny joke. I think you are making fun of something that you should not make fun of.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: God's Fist

God's Fist, huh? You're not exactly the most humble person, are you?


Anyway, I'd like to hear more about your relationship with Jesus.

[Repentant Heathen]

Re: God's Fist

Hi fellow Christians!!

I have become known as God's Fist for my self inflicted massive ejaculations when I knew not the light!!

Since then, I have become acquinted with the King James Bible, and changed my ways to follow God's word!

Now I am known as God's Fist because I teach God's word using my hands, mostly on my kids and wife. The wife now has no natural teeth, as se knew not the ways of God, so I applied God's Fist! She now has seen the light (on her good eye, the other is permanently damaged). My kids now praise the lord when leaving my presence, and cry (of joy I believe) when they see me, as they wish they were as pure a Christian as I am.

I currently spread the word of God in this rotten hole called Portugal!


May the Lord bless you all and give me strenght to apply.. GODS FIST!!

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[God's Fist]

Hi fellow Christians!!

I have become known as God's Fist for my self inflicted massive ejaculations when I knew not the light!!

Since then, I have become acquinted with the King James Bible, and changed my ways to follow God's word!

Now I am known as God's Fist because I teach God's word using my hands, mostly on my kids and wife. The wife now has no natural teeth, as se knew not the ways of God, so I applied God's Fist! She now has seen the light (on her good eye, the other is permanently damaged). My kids now praise the lord when leaving my presence, and cry (of joy I believe) when they see me, as they wish they were as pure a Christian as I am.

I currently spread the word of God in this rotten hole called Portugal!


May the Lord bless you all and give me strenght to apply.. GODS FIST!!