[Deaner]

Re: God's Fist

Mr. Fist;

We all want to see you make it to the warm embrace of Our Sweet Baby Jesus. Please watch you manners and refer to the King James Bible 1611 when at all possible. Sinners are in every crack and crevice of these hollowed halls. Lay low and do not make enemies of allies. Christ tells us everything. Keep your mouth shut and your ears open.

Oh, one more thing. For the time being, please keep your tin-foil hat on at all times. The cat too.

[God's Fist]

Re: God's Fist

I know that being a Christian is about following the Holy Scriptures, the good old KJV 1611.

I know not of what you speak Satan, I will not fall onto your tricks!!

“I do not permit a woman to teach or to have authority over a man; she must be silent.” (1 Timothy 2:12)

Only God will lead my steps, not you!!

[Thinks Design]

Re: God's Fist

My humblest apologies for my mistake, I was indeed misled by your name!

It is not the first time I have encountered myself in such situation, I have once confused a couple of homers, one named Pride, another named Joy for two beautiful women.

Due to my drunkness and misbehavior a lot of years ago, I was lured and seduced by them, only for them to take my Pride, which gave me no Joy. Since then I only drink in my own house.

You do know that being a Christian is about being humble and loving to your fellows, don't you?

ThinksDesign.

[God's Fist]

Re: God's Fist

Great job, Fist! That's a cute kitty!

I'm not a female, by the way. Easy mistake to make with a name like "Faith," but I chose that username because I feel like I literally am a lean, mean faith machine. Whether it's my own animal nature testing my faith or the slings and barbs of outrageous liberalism, my faith just gets bigger and stronger with each passing day.

Shout GLORY!

My humblest apologies for my mistake, I was indeed misled by your name!

It is not the first time I have encountered myself in such situation, I have once confused a couple of homers, one named Pride, another named Joy for two beautiful women.

Due to my drunkness and misbehavior a lot of years ago, I was lured and seduced by them, only for them to take my Pride, which gave me no Joy. Since then I only drink in my own house.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: God's Fist

Well done, mate! Troll these feebs!

Until Bobby-Joe and the Boys can get here, hands on wallets, hide all chicken and melons; ensure your car is locked.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: God's Fist

Great job, Fist! That's a cute kitty!

I'm not a female, by the way. Easy mistake to make with a name like "Faith," but I chose that username because I feel like I literally am a lean, mean faith machine. Whether it's my own animal nature testing my faith or the slings and barbs of outrageous liberalism, my faith just gets bigger and stronger with each passing day.

Shout GLORY!

[God's Fist]

Re: God's Fist

Well done, mate! Troll these feebs!

It seems to me you are not white. and your ways seem to be those of a homer. repent. or be forever lost.

[FreeFromBrains]

Re: God's Fist

Well done, mate! Troll these feebs!

[God's Fist]

Re: God's Fist

Fist, I think I might have an easier time trusting you if you uploaded an avatar image so we could have a look at you and put a face to the name.

Also, I might have an easier time trusting you if your name wasn't a verb that describes something disgusting which homosexuals do to each other.

My sister in Christ, hope now you can trust me, for I have uploaded my best image in my avatar. You will see I am a calm, God obeying person, with a cat. Hope you can now say "Ok, my brother fist is true and good"!!!

My name was not chosen by me, it was given to me in past times and I have stuck with it, for it not in my power to change it. I know not of what homers do to each other nor do I have the will or necessity to know. I am happily married with my good pie baking wife!


Yic
GF

[God's Fist]

Re: God's Fist

I admire your enthusiasm friend, but remember, we get all manner of lying atheists stomping in here pretending to be righteous Christians, so you'll forgive some of our more suspicious church members.

I hear Portugal is crawling with all sorts of Catholic Beaners. How do stand the constant stench of guacamole?

You hear good my friend in Christ!! Hope you never had to fly to this rathole!! The stench you speak of is not guacamole though, because people are too poor to import it and it does not grow here.

The stench you speak of mostly spreads from anywhere where there is as politician. The Catlicks have all the power and have led the country to ruin. Catlicks and homers. Mostly homers. They have even brought a homer in from Canada to lead the Economy ministry (ah ah ah!). Now that strikes me as Satan's job!! It is just much too cruel a punishment.

That is why I am thinking of leaving this place for good, and go do my work in the Good Lord's name in the fine state of New Jersey, where the air is mostly fresh and there are also portuguese catlicks I can convert!!

[Faith_Machine]

Re: God's Fist

Fist, I think I might have an easier time trusting you if you uploaded an avatar image so we could have a look at you and put a face to the name.

Also, I might have an easier time trusting you if your name wasn't a verb that describes something disgusting which homosexuals do to each other.

[Thaddeus Allerton]

Re: God's Fist

Hi fellow Christians!!

I have become known as God's Fist for my self inflicted massive ejaculations when I knew not the light!!

Since then, I have become acquinted with the King James Bible, and changed my ways to follow God's word!

Now I am known as God's Fist because I teach God's word using my hands, mostly on my kids and wife. The wife now has no natural teeth, as se knew not the ways of God, so I applied God's Fist! She now has seen the light (on her good eye, the other is permanently damaged). My kids now praise the lord when leaving my presence, and cry (of joy I believe) when they see me, as they wish they were as pure a Christian as I am.

I currently spread the word of God in this rotten hole called Portugal!


May the Lord bless you all and give me strength to apply.. GODS FIST!!

Welcome, Fist. Now tone it down.
Revelation 10:3

And cried with a loud voice, as when a lion roareth: and when he had cried, seven thunders uttered their voices.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: God's Fist

By all means!!! All that depravation you speak about is long gone in forgotten past! I have repented of my sinful ways! I now follow GOD and Jesus,and believe in the ONLY true bible!!

Jesus has entered me, and it shall not leave ever again!!

As for my offsprings and wife, Jesus occasionally enters them, but Satan power of deception sometimes leads them away from the rigtheous way. That is when I force Jesus onto them, again and again until they can't have no more Jesus in them!!

My wife now even bakes pie as a good Christian wife should!! She distributes her pie among the community, the firefighters, the police officers, the football club, the Church!! She is truly Jesus little helper!! Many have come to me saying its the best pie they have ever eaten!!

I am truly blessed!

YiC
GF

I admire your enthusiasm friend, but remember, we get all manner of lying atheists stomping in here pretending to be righteous Christians, so you'll forgive some of our more suspicious church members.

I hear Portugal is crawling with all sorts of Catholic Beaners. How do stand the constant stench of guacamole?

[God's Fist]

Re: God's Fist

By all means!!! All that depravation you speak about is long gone in forgotten past! I have repented of my sinful ways! I now follow GOD and Jesus,and believe in the ONLY true bible!!

Jesus has entered me, and it shall not leave ever again!!

As for my offsprings and wife, Jesus occasionally enters them, but Satan power of deception sometimes leads them away from the rigtheous way. That is when I force Jesus onto them, again and again until they can't have no more Jesus in them!!

My wife now even bakes pie as a good Christian wife should!! She distributes her pie among the community, the firefighters, the police officers, the football club, the Church!! She is truly Jesus little helper!! Many have come to me saying its the best pie they have ever eaten!!

I am truly blessed!

YiC
GF

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: God's Fist

Hi fellow Christians!!

I have become known as God's Fist for my self inflicted massive ejaculations when I knew not the light!!

Since then, I have become acquinted with the King James Bible, and changed my ways to follow God's word!

Now I am known as God's Fist because I teach God's word using my hands, mostly on my kids and wife. The wife now has no natural teeth, as se knew not the ways of God, so I applied God's Fist! She now has seen the light (on her good eye, the other is permanently damaged). My kids now praise the lord when leaving my presence, and cry (of joy I believe) when they see me, as they wish they were as pure a Christian as I am.

I currently spread the word of God in this rotten hole called Portugal!


May the Lord bless you all and give me strenght to apply.. GODS FIST!!

Hey now, young missy. This is a family website.

Your paper thin implications of masturbation, ejaculate material (sexcrement by any other name) toothless oral sodomy, fisting and beating children in a sexual context are fooling no one.

People like you disgust me

You belong in Hell with all the other God mocker' dogs and wizards. Damn, you. Damn to Hell.

All the best.